6-Pack: OffLimits Offensively Delicious Cereal

  • Maybe it’s a little better for you than the sugary cereals?
  • Quirky packaging
  • Don’t forget the IRK!
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A Meh-rathon Murder Mystery!

Eccentric billionaire steam mop mogul Dallas McAllen has been murdered! And in his own home, no less, while a great party raged on. With 30 suspects and clues galore (some helpful, others less so) only Sadie Dufresne–an Inspector of the Royal Knights order (shorthand: IRK), one of the highest ranking detectives in all the land–can be trusted to solve the mystery. But she’ll need your help. So, what do you say? Will you help IRK Dufresne crack the case?


Alvin Morlock, the McAllen estate’s evening butler and the only butler working during the party (though all butlers were in the house that night), was made to wear a ridiculous lobster costume for the duration of his shift. He assumed this to be related to some theme, but it was not. It was simply to give guests something to laugh about. Could he have attempted to give Dallas McAllen something to laugh about in his study that night? And by laugh about, we mean… die about?

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