4-Pack: Stretch Joint Compression Sleeves (Wrist, Knee, Elbow, or Ankle)
- They support and compress to relieve pain and prevent stress injuries
- Good for athletes
- Also, good for people who just deal with ankle/knee/elbow aches
- Flexible support for all sizes, fits left or right
- What OS does it run: Windows Knee-nty Five
Relieve or Prevent
What do these things do? It’s simple! They support and compress to relieve pain and prevent stress injuries. And let me tell you, I could really use one, after I tweaked my knee running that ultra marathon.
Okay, fine. It was a normal marathon.
Okay, fine. It was a half marathon.
Okay, fine. It was a 5k.
Okay, fine. I was in a crosswalk and I thought I had enough time to get across, but I underestimated how long it would take and had to sort of jog to the other end before the time elapsed.
Okay, fine. Time elapsed well before I was able to jog to the other end.
Okay, fine. When I say ‘jog,’ I sorta mean that I only pretended to jog as a gesture to the cars who were waiting for me to cross.
Okay, fine. I was actually just thinking that, hey, maybe I should sort of fake-jog as a gesture to the cars waiting for me to cross, but I only took one step and tweaked my knee.
Okay, fine. It wasn’t at the crosswalk. It was the first step I took getting out of bed, and I just sort of torqued my knee a little bit because I was so eager to get up and start my day.
Okay, fine. I wasn’t that eager and I didn’t really torque my knee. I just put it on the ground and tweaked something.
Okay, fine. I hadn’t actually left my bed. It was when I was rolling to get out of bed.
Okay, fine. When I say I ‘tweaked my knee,’ what I mean is I hit it against the wall. I had one of those dreams where I felt like I was falling, and I overcorrected when I woke up and really bashed it.
But regardless of why, point is: one of these would help. And we’re not just selling one. We’re selling four.