A Meh-rathon Murder Mystery!

Eccentric billionaire steam mop mogul Dallas McAllen has been murdered! And in his own home, no less, while a great party raged on. With 30 suspects and clues galore (some helpful, others less so) only Sadie Dufresne–an Inspector of the Royal Knights order (shorthand: IRK), one of the highest ranking detectives in all the land–can be trusted to solve the mystery. But she’ll need your help. So, what do you say? Will you help IRK Dufresne crack the case?

“You are not, as your husband Joseph suspects, having an affair,” IRK Sadie Dufresne says to Erin Tibbins. “But were you aware that your husband is having an affair?”

“He’s not,” Erin says without emotion.

“But he is,” IRK Sadie Dufresne says. “With Hattie Marshall, the groundskeeper. She told me she’d been with someone at the time of the murder, and when I asked who, she said, ‘Tibbins.’”

“That’s the issue with last names that end with ‘s’; it’s hard to tell when it’s singular and when it’s plural,” Erin says. “You see, IRK Dufresne, it’s not an affair if you know about it, allow it, and take part in it.”

“So you were there too?” Sadie says.

“I was, and honestly it’s the closest Joseph and I have felt for some time,” she says. “The only thing that nearly ruined the evening was whatever was going on in the room next door. Though it likely couldn’t have been heard from the outside over our commotion, I swore that I could just make out someone crying. And underneath that, a slight jangling noise.”