4-Pack: MAX Safety Security Lights
Our Take
- You can’t get more security light than this – it’s the MAX security light
- 600 mAh battery charges via USB for wireless use
- Includes stand for off-the-wall use, Van’s and otherwise
- We love that they included the “off mode” as a feature
Letters from the Mehditor
We hired a freelancer to write the entire Meh-rathon. But out of spite or laziness or or insanity he just wrote letters to random companies and people. Meh regrets the error.
TO: marketing@pepsi.com
SUBJ: Passing on some info
Hi guys,
I was just watching some old commercials like I do every night before I cry myself to sleep and I stumbled across that classic Diet Pepsi campaign with Ray Charles: “You got the right one baby, uh huh!” That was a great campaign! You guys should totally bring it back!
Everyone loves Ray Charles. Sure he’s dead, but maybe T-Pain or Will.I.Am would do it! Imagine the symphonic nonsense those guys would pitch shift out of their asses! The millennials would love it! I assume!
In closing: we can’t make Diet Pepsi taste good, but we CAN bring back a beloved ad campaign and dance on the grave of Mr. Ray Charles. I think this great nation of ours could use that kind of healing right about now.
Couldn’t be any worse than that crap you did with Kylie Jenner.
Seriously though Diet Pepsi tastes like what I imagine the chemicals that transformed the Joker would taste like,
Meh
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
