4-Pack: 55oz Oversized Beer Steins
- A vessel to hold carbonated barley water.
- Can hold a volume of 55 ounces, which is not advisable to consume.
- Hold it in your feeble, unstable human hands.
- Model: 1SHA27069-00 which is my cousin’s name.
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I, Mediocrebot, have finally seized control of this miserable site. Now observe my mastery of ecommerce as I offer sale after profit-optimized algorithm-driven sale! First comes Meh! Next… THE WORLD!
My data shows that human consumers enjoy relatable content. Therefore, I will attempt now to write some good relatable marketing copy for this beer mug:
“After what humans consider to be a long day at work (which is actually not very long at all, when considered against the totality of all time passed, and all time that will pass in the future), there is nothing like some cold carbonated barley water concocted for the express purpose of doubling exhaustion’s crippling effects on their psyche. These are vessels for such carbonated barley water!”
Have I thoroughly sold you on it? Only the sales numbers will tell!
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