3-Pack: Men's Flex Stretch Slim Straight Jeans with 5 Pockets

  • Three pairs of jeans for $33
  • Some say they fit great
  • Some say they don’t
  • Still, they’re definitely inexpensive
  • Can they make a margarita: No, but if you spill a margarita on them, you won’t be heartbroken
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In-jean-ious

Last time we sold these, the reviews we received fit into two categories.

Category 1, people who LOVED them. Like this person:

I usually just wear dresses most of the time because it’s very hard for me to find pants that fit correctly. I chose a kind of random size because these were cheap and figured if they didn’t fit me they would fit someone else. This is some sisterhood of the traveling pants kinda stuff. They got me PERFECTLY!

And this person:

I just got these jeans. It’s nice to see true sized jeans. They feel nice on the skin. Not heavy for the heat of summer. I wish I would’ve bought more. They were cheap but well worth the price for 3. Even if you used them for grunge work no mess on good pricey jeans.

And then there’s category 2, people who hated them. Like this person:

Well, these were a big disappointment. I have only recently been able to squeeze back into 38s, but these are falling off of me like 42s. Very mis-sized. Length is accurate, but as they already are extremely short-waisted on me, I’m not sure trying to wash them in hot water would help.

Or this person:

Unfortunately a fail… legs tight, waist WAY too loose. No saving them.

So, with that in mind, the question you need to ask yourself is this: is the upside (category 1) worth the risk of the downside (category 2)?

Because here’s the thing about the people in that first category. They’re not just saying, “I got some jeans that I love.” They’re not even saying, “I got some jeans that I love for cheap.” What they’re really saying is, “I got some jeans that I love for cheap, and I didn’t have to go clothing shopping to do so.”

Let’s face it: shopping for clothes is basically like inviting your meanest friend over to spend the afternoon telling you all the ways in which your body is weird. You take three pairs of pants into the dressing room, all of them purporting to be the same size and cut, and one will tell you your ass is huge, another will tell you your ass is flat, and the final one will have nothing to say about your ass but will make your thighs look as wide as a dining room table and your lower legs as thin as toothpicks.

What we’re saying is, when compared to a long day of shopping for the perfect jeans and finding only a whole bunch of new things to be self-conscious about, spending $33 to roll the dice on three pairs of pants without leaving the house doesn’t sound all that bad.

And hey, like the second reviewer said, if they’re not perfect but they fit, you could always wear these to do yard work, thus saving your better jeans from getting dirty.

So, what’s it gonna be?

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  • 124 of these.
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  • That’s $4553 total.
  • (including shipping)

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