3-Pack: Bell + Howell Clever Grip Max Portable Phone Mount
- Drive safe
- Don’t look down at your phone in your lap for directions
- Don’t forget the IRK!
Multi-pack Madness: Across the Mehltiverse
“It was poetic, really,” continued the Hammer of Dale Doom. “We both had round parts coming out of our faces, but while mine was hardened for a life of work and toil, hers was soft and silky, its purpose to be beautiful. I did not begrudge this. Because of her I understood that even if I were to drive all of the nails into all of the boards that existed, my contribution to the world would only be a fraction of what her radiance provided.”
