2-Pack: Studio Dry Infused Hair Turbans
- The coconut oil adds moisture and supports growth
- The keratin oil adds shine and minimizes split ends
- The argan oil also helps with shine and split ends while taming frizz
- The turbans themselves absorb way more than towels
- Get luxurious, friends
- Model: TURB4N-FR-4-80UR84N
Word Order Matters
We’re selling a 2-pack of Studio Dry Infused Hair Turbans today. As in, turbans for drying your hair that are infused with coconut oil for adding moisture and supporting growth, keratin oil for adding shine and minimizing split ends, or argan oil for taming frizz. It’s a win-win, really. Not only are you NOT damaging your hair with a high heat blow dryer; you’re actually making your hair healthier.
It almost makes you wonder why you’d dry your hair with anything OTHER than these Studio Dry Infused Hair Turbans.
Sorry, we wanted to repeat the name of the product there to make sure you read it right. Not that we don’t trust you; it’s just that, when we first read it, we thought it said Studio Hair Infused Dry Turbans.
Like, turbans infused with other people’s hair. Like, gross.
And of course this made us start to think, how else could we rearrange the words in Studio Dry Infused Hair Turbans?
For example, what would a Studio Infused Dry Hair Turban be? A hair turban that spent a few days absorbing the odors and dust of an artist’s studio?
Or what about a Dry Hair Turban Infused Studio? Would that be an apartment with no bedroom that had been packed, at one point, with turbans used to dry hair, giving it the faint scent of shampoo and coconut oil?
Or how about–
Okay, fine. We’ll admit: we really don’t have too much to say about these Studio Dry Infused Hair Turbans, except that they’re luxurious, they’re easy to roll up and pack away, and they absorb more than regular cotton towels while helping to inhibit odor-causing bacteria. So that’s it. That’s the pitch. Buy them and enjoy them!
(And for the record, we actually did misread the name at first. That wasn’t just an excuse for jokes. We really are just that stupid.)
