Too late It’s over

2-Pack: SECUR360 Wired 2000-Lumen LED Wi-Fi Security Lights

Super bright lighting (times two)
Smart features (Alexa, Google, etc.)
How do I use this for myself if everyone hates it? Nothing says you can’t install these inside and blast people with them from your phone.
Looking for Irk-in-an-IRK? It’s over here!

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Can’t-Miss Stocking Stuffers That’ll Make You a Hero (A Mehrathon)

The Deal: A smart floodlight for outside

The Potential Ingratitude: You, like…really don’t understand Christmas presents, do you?

The Retort: It’s so dark out there that old men are trying to sneak into the chimney!! (At least one, anyway.)

Have you ever tried putting a Christmas stocking on your foot?

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