2-Pack: Peach Leaf 2-in-1 Weighted 6-Pound Lap Pad / Pillow
- Full of premium glass beads, soft microfiber, and fleece
- Not very large, 24” x 40” unfolded and 11” x 11” as a pillow
- It’s like a leg/lap blanket
- Very portable, though
- Not full of peaches or leaves
Out of the Fold
“Bro, Gary, get up!”
“Whoa, Joe! Bro! I’m up!”
“Bro, you fell asleep on the couch again, bro!”
“Shit, bro, I did fall asleep on the couch again. My bad, I was just too comfy with this weighted blanket on my chest, bro. You know, because of my anxiety, bro.”
“It’s okay, bro. I gotta watch TV, though, so move over.”
“Alright, lemme just finish folding this blanket into a pillow.”
“Hey, bro?”
“Yeah, bro?”
“Where’s the remote?”
“Checked the cushions yet, bro?”
“Cushions have been checkeroonied.”
“What about under the couch?”
“Nah, bro, not seeing it.”
“Sit on it?”
“No way, bro, nothing down there. What about you?”
“I’m not seeing nor feeling it, bro.”
“Ugh, c’mon, bro, don’t make me get up and turn it on.”
“It’s okay, bro. I’ll do it. Boom, TV’s all yours, bro.”
“Thanks, bro, now I can- whoa! Bro!”
“Bro?”
“Bro! It turned off when you sat, bro!”
“Hey, don’t look at me, you said cushions checkeroonied, bromigo.”
“Cushions were checkeroonied, bro!”
“Then where is it, bro?”
“I don’t know, bro!”
“Oh, cha, hang on. The pillow, bro!”
“Bro?”
“Pillow is a blanket, bro!”
“What’s that mean, broski?”
“Blanket folds into a pillow, bro, and the remote was in the blanket.”
“Whoa, thanks, bro.”
“No problemo, brochacho.”
“Time for C-SPAN, bro.”
“Hell yeah, bro.”
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