2-Pack: Liquid Ass Fart Prank Spray
- See product name
- A 2-pack for some reason
- Don’t forget the IRK!
A Meh-rathon Murder Mystery!
Eccentric billionaire steam mop mogul Dallas McAllen has been murdered! And in his own home, no less, while a great party raged on. With 30 suspects and clues galore (some helpful, others less so) only Sadie Dufresne–an Inspector of the Royal Knights order (shorthand: IRK), one of the highest ranking detectives in all the land–can be trusted to solve the mystery. But she’ll need your help. So, what do you say? Will you help IRK Dufresne crack the case?
IRK Sadie Dufresne calls the coroner to check in and see if his examination of the victim has turned up anything new.
“Any updates?” she asks.
“Yes, actually,” the coroner says. “Before he was stabbed with the Illuminated Fall Floral Stake, someone sprayed an excessive amount of Liquid Ass Fart Prank Spray into his eyes and nose.”
“And that could kill a man?” Sadie says.
“No, but hoo-boy would it be gross,” says the coroner.
“Good work, doctor,” Sadie replies. “That’s very helpful information.”
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2-Pack: Liquid Ass Fart Prank Spray 7
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It's a Meh-rathon 23
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You've got a wacky mystery on your hands. Who do you hire? (Support your answer in the comments.) 42
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Happy! 10 -
Happy Easter 15 -
Something’s Afoot! [Official Meh-rathon Investigation Thread] 44 -
Dammit, weather! 19
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Detour Game (Part Fun) 58