2-Pack: Griffin 20,000mAh USB-C Power Banks
- Two 20,000mAh powerbanks for keeping your stuff charged this holiday season
- 2 USB ports on each one
- Also a USB-C port that works as an input or an output
- How sharp are its talons and/or paws: You might be thinking of a Gryphon, not a Griffin
Charge Where You Need It
Howdy folks, this is your captain speaking. The runway is clear for take-off, but, unfortunately, my conscience just isn’t, so we’re going to sit here a minute or two and wait to see if Janine responds to my calls and forgives me for all the problems I’ve caused in her life.
This is your captain again. Sorry for the delay, folks. The conditions are looking nice, and we should be in the air soon. Emphasis on the ‘should’ there. You see, our air traffic control tower is doing something of a ‘career day’ and they’ve invited in some local high school freshmen to see what a life in air traffic control looks like. They’ve even allowed a few to put on the headset and help out. Which is all to say, I’ve just been informed by a snickering boy named Cason that we are 69th in line for take-off. Which sounds bad, I know, but it could be worse! After all, we’re lucky he didn’t-- Uh-oh, there he is again over the radio. Folks, we’ve been moved back to 420th in line.
Hi there, folks. Your captain here. We’re excited to fly the friendly skies with you today, and we will be getting on our way shortly. Unfortunately, we’re dealing with a baggage delay. Apparently, one of our baggage attendants attended a seminar last night about productivity in which he was told that, if he wants to perform well at his job, he should leave his baggage at the door. Welp, he took this literally and, ironically enough, it has not had the effects on his productivity he hoped. Making matters worse, he can’t seem to remember which door he left all the baggage at. We will keep you posted.
Okay, folks. Your captain here. It appears we’ve cleared all potential issues and should be getting on our way. If you’ll put on your seatbelts and-- Oh, wait, that’s my phone. And yes, it is indeed Janine calling me. Really sorry for the additional hold-up folks, but this might take a minute. I’ve got a lot to apologize for. Speaking of phones, wow, it would be a real bummer if you burned through all your battery life just sitting on the tarmac here, especially in this outdated plane without outlets under the seats, so hopefully you’ve got a powerbank or two for recharging.
Anyway, we’ll be in the air as soon as I’m forgiven.
