@mediocrebot
Where on Earth do these pictures come from?
It blows my mind how there is pictures out there of the most random things! REALLY, there’s REALLY a picture floating around out there of 2 super strong men lifting a oversized jar of mayonnaise? 🫙️
@Lynnerizer@phendrick@werehatrack Very commonly used in the motor racing world. Classes that run “stock” vehicles (not Nascar) usually have a minimum number of cars or motorcycles that must be produced and sold to the public to be eligible to race. These homologation specials are usually very expensive, and hard to obtain.
@Lynnerizer@phendrick@werehatrack@yakkoTDI The COPO (Central Office Production Order - doesn’t sound very impressive, does it?) is a purpose built 1/4 mile drag racer. It’s not street legal, and doesn’t even have a VIN. Chevy makes something like 50 a year, and there’s not only a waiting list, you have to be approved to get on the list.
Chewin’ on a piece of grass, walkin’ down the road
Tell me, how long you gonna stay here, Joe?
Some people say this town don’t look good in snow
You don’t care, I know
Ventura Mayo in the sunshine
Where the days are longer
The nights are stronger than moonshine
You’re gonna go, I know
‘Cause the free wind is blowin’ through your hair
And the days surround your daylight there
Seasons crying no despair
Alligator lizards in the air, in the air
Wishin’ on a falling star, waitin’ for the early train
Sorry boy, but I’ve been hit by a purple rain
Aw, c’mon Joe, you can always change your name
Thanks a lot son, just the same
Ventura Mayo in the sunshine
Where the days are longer
The nights are stronger than moonshine
You’re gonna go, I know
‘Cause the free wind is blowin’ through your hair
And the days surround your daylight there
Seasons crying no despair
Alligator lizards in the air, in the air
@tinamarie1974 Count your blessings that the Axis powers couldn’t scale up production of enough heavy mayo ahead of the Manhattan Project or you’d be typing your questions in German now.
@phendrick H had fallen asleep by then, but K, u and o were still stubbornly clinging on to consciousness like a nap deprived toddler about to faceplant into the pasghetti bowl. Guess who’s still awake now that it’s the next evening?
More powerful than wimpy regular mayo, but for the really tough
sandwichesjobs, you need:/showme strongman competition but they are lifting heavy mayonnaise instead of weights
@mediocrebot Manbig Mayo!
/showme strongman competition but they are lifting heavy mayonnaise instead of weights, photo realistic
@mediocrebot
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Where on Earth do these pictures come from?
It blows my mind how there is pictures out there of the most random things! REALLY, there’s REALLY a picture floating around out there of 2 super strong men lifting a oversized jar of mayonnaise? 🫙
Like… WOW!
@Lynnerizer They’re AI-generated homologations composed from data scrounged across the web.
@Lynnerizer @werehatrack “homologation” – a term Micro$oft lawyers overlooked to copyright.
@Lynnerizer @phendrick @werehatrack Very commonly used in the motor racing world. Classes that run “stock” vehicles (not Nascar) usually have a minimum number of cars or motorcycles that must be produced and sold to the public to be eligible to race. These homologation specials are usually very expensive, and hard to obtain.
It leads to things like these Porsche 917s.
Or the COPO Camaro.
@blaineg @Lynnerizer @phendrick @werehatrack That Camaro looks like poo but those 917s look like a fun weekend.
@Lynnerizer @phendrick @werehatrack @yakkoTDI The COPO (Central Office Production Order - doesn’t sound very impressive, does it?) is a purpose built 1/4 mile drag racer. It’s not street legal, and doesn’t even have a VIN. Chevy makes something like 50 a year, and there’s not only a waiting list, you have to be approved to get on the list.
/showme lightweight mayonnaise
Heavy duty mayo, for those times when wimpy regular mayo is just not slippery or flavorful enough.
@werehatrack Always use mayo responsibly.
@werehatrack I don’t know what all you got goin’ on at your house, but regular mayo works just fine for me
Ventura Mayo
Chewin’ on a piece of grass, walkin’ down the road
Tell me, how long you gonna stay here, Joe?
Some people say this town don’t look good in snow
You don’t care, I know
Ventura Mayo in the sunshine
Where the days are longer
The nights are stronger than moonshine
You’re gonna go, I know
‘Cause the free wind is blowin’ through your hair
And the days surround your daylight there
Seasons crying no despair
Alligator lizards in the air, in the air
Wishin’ on a falling star, waitin’ for the early train
Sorry boy, but I’ve been hit by a purple rain
Aw, c’mon Joe, you can always change your name
Thanks a lot son, just the same
Ventura Mayo in the sunshine
Where the days are longer
The nights are stronger than moonshine
You’re gonna go, I know
‘Cause the free wind is blowin’ through your hair
And the days surround your daylight there
Seasons crying no despair
Alligator lizards in the air, in the air
/youtube Ventura Highway (Mayo)
/showme Engine oil being replaced with heavy duty mayonaise
@OnionSoup That sounds like a Garage 54 thing to do. They did honey and condensed milk already:
@narfcake great video. They made the. Mistake of not using heavy duty condensed milk though.
@OnionSoup Just Rolled In.
(Snake warning)
/showme medieval soldiers pouring burning heavy duty mayonnaise on the attacking soldiers
@mediocrebot I hope that long skinny tan thing on the left is a baguette and not a “happy to see you” soldier.
@mediocrebot @OnionSoup Be careful or you might end up with Just Stop Mayo protesters in your kitchen.
KuoH
/showme helicopters fighting wild fires with buckets of heavy duty mayonnaise
/showme G.I. Joe Heavy Duty blowing up tanks with Heavy Duty mayo mines
/showme crazy mayo man
@Cerridwyn That’s him!! I thought he died when he burned down half the town.
/showme kid crying because he is too weak to lift the heavy mayonnaise
/showme a horror movie poster where the monster is heavy mayonnaise
Is heavy mayo like heavy water?
@tinamarie1974 Probably made with heavy water.
And that’s why it is so filling.
@tinamarie1974 Count your blessings that the Axis powers couldn’t scale up production of enough heavy mayo ahead of the Manhattan Project or you’d be typing your questions in German now.
KuoH
Triggered thoughts: Why do they call it the Mayo Clinic when they don’t study mayonnaise? Maybe I should ask Irk, but I don’t know how.
Kuo
@kuoh “Kuo”? Where in the H did the “h” go?
@phendrick H had fallen asleep by then, but K, u and o were still stubbornly clinging on to consciousness like a nap deprived toddler about to faceplant into the pasghetti bowl. Guess who’s still awake now that it’s the next evening?
H
/showme acme heavy mayo crushing Wiley Coyote.
Is that Ichabod’s horse?