@amynedd@kuoh It’s probably easier and faster to list what’s worse than licorice but still nominally edible. Kale, surstromming, and natto come to mind.
@amynedd@werehatrack List of things yes, but I’d be hard pressed to come up with a list of candy or other sweet confections that are worse. Perhaps vomit or sardine, which I might believe is the same, flavored jelly beans?
But they do make for nice little treats in prison, though! You can get into the holiday spirit by satisfying your sweet tooth with a Christmastime sugar rush, and while you’re amped up on the glucose, use the sharpened tip to shank your rival gang member nemesis in the showers. And the best part is that there’s no evidence, since the sugary shiv will melt away in the drain within minutes!
When it comes to (arguably) edible things to put on Christmas trees, I’ll have to go with Peeps. You can use them as individual ornaments or string them into garlands. And I find sticking large needles through their heads to string them to be oddly … satisfying.
It’s still better than licorice.
KuoH
@kuoh the list of things that are better than licorice is incredibly long. So incredibly long.
@amynedd @kuoh It’s probably easier and faster to list what’s worse than licorice but still nominally edible. Kale, surstromming, and natto come to mind.
@amynedd @werehatrack List of things yes, but I’d be hard pressed to come up with a list of candy or other sweet confections that are worse. Perhaps vomit or sardine, which I might believe is the same, flavored jelly beans?
Bleh
KuoH
But they do make for nice little treats in prison, though! You can get into the holiday spirit by satisfying your sweet tooth with a Christmastime sugar rush, and while you’re amped up on the glucose, use the sharpened tip to shank your rival gang member nemesis in the showers. And the best part is that there’s no evidence, since the sugary shiv will melt away in the drain within minutes!
Thanks, Santa!
Candy canes are literally my favorite candy. Anything peppermint. Those weird ones with the other flavors are absolute trash.
@amynedd wait! You must have never had Starburst flavored, or sour patch or many other awesome flavors!!!
VAN MURALS! GROUND SQUIRRELS! SPIT CURLS! AWESOME!
Candy Canes kick Candy Corn’s butt. They’re still low on the Candy hierarchy.
@OnionSoup
That was not a good idea.
(on a Google search for candy corn butts, to see if they can be kicked)
@OnionSoup @rockblossom But (butt?) a good idea if you like to laugh at the images! (What will someone crochet next? (Or is that chrotch?)
@OnionSoup @rockblossom pro tip - next time turn on safe search
@OnionSoup @rockblossom @ybmuG Where’s the fun in that? It would be like playing flag football in the Super Bowl or whiffle ball in the World Series.
KuoH
When it comes to (arguably) edible things to put on Christmas trees, I’ll have to go with Peeps. You can use them as individual ornaments or string them into garlands. And I find sticking large needles through their heads to string them to be oddly … satisfying.
@rockblossom ooh, buy a bottle of red food colouring. Dip the needle in the dye and then thread them. That would make it extra fun.
@OnionSoup @rockblossom Sounds like an entry for a @KoolHandJoe ornament contest.
@Koolhandjoe @Kyeh @OnionSoup @rockblossom
What has happened to KHJ? Been MIA for a while. Did his dolls exact some payback?