2-Pack: EpicXL 5000mAh Integrated Carabiner Powerbank

  • It isn’t a powerbank with a carabiner on it
  • The carabiner is a powerbank
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A Meh-rathon of Sweet Meh-mories

This is a 2-pack of carabiner powerbanks. You either know what that is, or can jump in the forum to ask other people about it.

Why aren’t we giving you more info? Well, we weren’t sure what to write for the Meh-rathon so we decided to look at some past Meh write-ups for inspiration. (You can find a random one here, if you want.) Unfortunately, all that did was make us nostalgic and maybe a little teary-eyed. And then the boss was all “Where’s the write-ups, writer dude?” and we panicked and… uhh… Please enjoy this classic write-up about an entirely different product! Also, feel free to share in the forum if you find one you liked or forgot about or missed entirely.


“One more pass and I gotta go, Holmes.”

“What you got to do, Holmes? I know you ain’t going to work in that sweater.”

“Goin’ to my grandmom’s, Holmes. It’s Christmas eve.”

“Aw, damn, Holmes, that’s why this smoke tastes so piney! Why didn’t you tell me I was smoking the tree?”

“It was working for me, Holmes.”

“Ooh, look, it’s getting late, too. My uncle’s supposed to be over here in a little while, Holmes.”

“You want me to cut on the air purifier, Holmes?”

“Naw, Holmes, he’s cool.”

“Hey, Holmes, can I ask you something?”

“Anything, Holmes.”

“You ever feel like you’re trapped in a joke, Holmes?”

“What do you mean, Holmes? A joke?”

“Yeah, Holmes, like… somebody started telling a joke, like, eight months ago, and you’re just a character in it? And it’s not even that funny? You know the feeling, Holmes?”

“I think you’ve been smoking too many Christmas trees, Holmes.”

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