2-Pack: Random 50" x 60" Velvet Throw Blankets

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  • A two-pack of “velvet plush” (soft poly) throw blankets- Random colors and styles – you must surrender yourself to the whims of the blanket gods- They call it a throw blanket but we tried it out and we still prefer throwing knives. Different strokes - Blankets are one of those things you don’t usually find yourself owning too many of- Model: 78913 (These blankets are model number sisters with this industrial strobe light. Fill a room with a dozen or so of each and friend, you got yourself a party)
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That's So Random

The fact that were selling a 2-pack of velvet plush throw blankets is random. The fact that theyre a random assortments of colors and styles is extra random. But do you know whats more random than any of this? Everything in Japan.Meh writer @skemmehs here corresponding from the great city of Osaka for a second installment of Weird Crap From Japan. Check that link if you missed the 3-Reddit-upvote-garnering first installment, where I visited Japans Don Quixote megastore and found some compelling products. Today I want to focus on food, specifically snacks. Nobody snacks like the Japanese. Even the tiniest, grungiest 7-11 will be stocked with snacks that would put any American equivalent to seppuku-inducing shame.Youve got your Cup Noodle aislehttps://d2b8wt72ktn9a2.cloudfront.net/mediocre/image/upload/v1495086018/q88ji9rkaucjgcieagrt.jpgWith its many indecipherable marketing tie-ins. Whos ready for some cat soup?https://d2b8wt72ktn9a2.cloudfront.net/mediocre/image/upload/v1495086077/wts9dx2hkt30ydzkcbti.jpgOr maybe a simple Cup-O-Bivalves?https://d2b8wt72ktn9a2.cloudfront.net/mediocre/image/upload/v1495086107/uwstjy5bekpfruqugvbz.jpgYouve got your Snack Sticks aisle with infinite variations of Pretz and of course Pocky.https://d2b8wt72ktn9a2.cloudfront.net/mediocre/image/upload/v1495086155/sudxuzb1q06jdig1fnxy.jpgSnoopy is real big here. Not Peanuts just Snoopy. And who is that silhouetted feline in the lower left? Which famous character from Charles Shultzs beloved strip is visiting Snoopy from the land of ghosts? Its https://d2b8wt72ktn9a2.cloudfront.net/mediocre/image/upload/v1495086377/khduzcqtuyad9w8smlib.jpgThis cat. Who is that? Oh well – nom nom nom. Of course, if youre feeling homesick you can always find your favorite American brands.https://d2b8wt72ktn9a2.cloudfront.net/mediocre/image/upload/v1495086424/p2wdfwlsy3fwsd4lqx6b.jpgLike Mt. RAINIER, whose ubiquity now spreads to every corner of the globe.https://d2b8wt72ktn9a2.cloudfront.net/mediocre/image/upload/v1495086599/pdkxyvzgtwckep1oqrkv.jpgOr the classic childrens cereal ChocoFlakes. We all remember those commercials and the animated Tiger-gods catchphrase, Theyre grrrrreeen!All joking aside, I did find one snack at a local coffee shop that has changed the course of my life forever. Behold:https://d2b8wt72ktn9a2.cloudfront.net/mediocre/image/upload/v1495086750/vv0ibyuxriitafrrybax.jpgIts so simple and obvious. And so very delicious. Can you imagine anything better on a rainy spring day than wrapping yourself in a randomly-colored velvet throw and eating a goddamn strawberry whipped cream sandwich??

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