@thismyusername I dont know about now but I bought a bunch of these over the holidays for two bucks each. Plus I got pick the designs, which were all nicer than in these sample shots. Meh
You claim that blankets are not something one finds them cellphone into many of… You clearly underestimate my power. Also comma throw blankets are useless as anyone over six foot tall could not possibly fit under them even in a fetal position
Having a home that is more female and feline than I care to dwell about these blankets will come in handy went I turn the heat down and they all whine about being cold. I wish I had about fifty of these then I could save some real money on the heating bill.
@haydesigner I live in Arizona. It has already been over 100° this year, and probably will be for over 100 days this year, as usual. Even so, my wife covers herself in blankets like these everywhere in the house. She often takes a hoodie with her when we go out, even during the summer.
@xarous i am a female and it is my partner (who is male) who is constantly complaining that he’s cold. i run warm and am more ‘leave the windows open as much as humanly possible and never open the radiators’ type. in summer i sleep with my face literally two inches from the air conditioner. i hope when i get old i’ll get the ‘always chilly’ characteristic but i fear i’ll actually only get warmer and will eventually spontaneously combust shortly after entering menopause.
@haydesigner lol! like, afraid to ask in general? or in relation to my comment? i just say it jokingly because hot flashes are a typical symptom, and since i’m already really warm all the time i feel like i would die haha.
I would buy a couple but my alter-ego tells me it’s no longer winter and anyway I don’t need blankets that
make my feet free fall… Maybe next winter as I’m sure you’ll still have a warehouse full.
@mediocrebot Can I randomly get the grey polka dot (second one in from the right in the middle row) and then randomly get the plaid one next to it (second one in from the left in the middle row? Or if those are gone can I get the blue polka dot one (second one in from the left on the bottom row) and the other plaid one (first one in from the right on the top row)? Or two of a random mixture of what I said I wanted (on the top, middle and bottom rows)? You just let me know. Okay question mark.
Finishing up my first year in Tokyo and can confirm- Japan snacks > all other snacks. Haven’t really caught on to the matcha stuff yet though. Not my cup of tea…
You probably would have had me as I can always use more blankets in my multi-animal home, but I just picked up a much nicer two pack at Sam’s Club for $15. Sorry, Meh, not this time.
@TheMonkeyKing damn, i didn’t catch that polyester part. Thanks for the heads up. I wonder if i can cancel that order, if not do you want to buy 4 cheap blankets for $35.00¿?-i gotta make a profit!¡
@AlexNoVA Okay, you need all the blankets you can get? I happen to have four beautiful random blank[ets] i will sell you, autographed by your$ truly, Mr. Presley, for $357.99, and that’s a bargain. Believe Me! And they are Huuuge, plus I’ll be back in the states this week, I must tell you¡!
@therealjrn not saying i was terribly offended by it, my wife probably would be, just think its tacky in a writeup from an online retail site, the same for other blogs etc that drop f bombs like its an appropriate word to use. i wonder if the writers would use the same language around their 3 year olds?
@crevz Stay tacky meh! I swear on a probably too-regular basis. I’m turning into a grumpy old man, but I’m trying, I’m really GD it trying to get better.
I was making a freaking comment, but you cut off my freedom of speech rights, don’t make that a habit unless you want this young preteen girl to cry. Don’t worry, i hate civil court, and damn sure hate criminal court! It is sorta Ironic that the 1st comment i make in 45 days, you rodeo clowns wipe the screen while I’m still tap dancing, & didn’t post what crap i did say. If you thought it was that bad, you could just tell me what to say, and you probably really hate this shit, huh? I just hope that you won’t send me some real shitty blank-ettes [4] cause now you’re pissed off. Damn! i’m sorry, bro. My Bad!! i was Just Kidding! I’m really just a little girl with my Mom’s debit card, Really.
Maybe that comment was too long. Let’s try again. I bought a S L Cards blanket from E-bay, but Not 1 Damn {cardinal} bird on the damn thing!! Believe me! No? Okay.
Just a heads up to always wash these separate, or at least with other blankets like themselves. I made the mistake of throwing in a couple with a load of towels and the fuzz from these things that was left on the towels was ridiculous. I never had this issue when just washing the two together previously.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
2x Velvet Throw (Random styles)
Pictures
Blankets
Here’s two
Here’s some more
Close-up
This one carries a dark secret. If you get it, prepare for years of bad luck.
RIP Kyle
Warranty
90 Day Mediocre
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
Absolutely!..NOT!
Narp!
I have sooo many blankets!
/giphy too many blankets
@ConAndLibrarian one can NEVER have too many blankets when you have a dog. Times however many dogs you have.
Hmmm, looks like leftover random fabric from the make your own Fuko bag.
@heartny Haha, that was my first thought, too!
These are overpriced by $4 each.
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Mainstays-Fleece-Throw/38574061
@thismyusername’s suggested meh price: 3 for $5
(I use these for moving and storage blankets, start of spring wally world dumps them at $2 each or less)
@thismyusername Nice try, Walmart bot! You’re out of stock and Meh is usurping the blanket throne.
@thismyusername I don’t suppose @pitchforkemporium is on meh?
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@kristoffer I assure you the stores are overflowing with them… if not they will by end of summer again… and if I am a walmart bot I WANT MY MONEY!
@thismyusername I dont know about now but I bought a bunch of these over the holidays for two bucks each. Plus I got pick the designs, which were all nicer than in these sample shots. Meh
@ponagathos but then you wouldn’t have the wild with anticipation factor.
Think of this grab bag of questionable designs as an easy-to-get Fuko.
/buy
cuz cat(s)
@Yoda_Daenerys It worked! Your order number is: fixated-thunderous-family
/image fixated thunderous family
/buy
@baqui63 It worked! Your order number is: national-faithful-sunflower
/image national faithful sunflower
If I put this on my turntable, will it sound like Velvet Revolver?
@dickie541 If that doesn’t work, trying burying it.
@awk Then wouldn’t it sound like Velvet Underground?
@mike808 swish.
Is it cat soup or catsup?
@KDemo Depends on whether you put it in a blender first.
Blanket sale…it will throw you
You claim that blankets are not something one finds them cellphone into many of… You clearly underestimate my power. Also comma throw blankets are useless as anyone over six foot tall could not possibly fit under them even in a fetal position
@colbysolomon are you dictating this question mark
@colbysolomon so staple two together. Or use duct tape. Worst case sew them.
@awk I’ll bet he is exclamation point
quote Throw blankets unquote are basically lap blankets ellipsis not full body blankets comma @colbysolomon period
/buy
What the hell. I need some new cat beds.
@squishybrain It worked! Your order number is: floral-positive-cider
/image floral positive cider
Having a home that is more female and feline than I care to dwell about these blankets will come in handy went I turn the heat down and they all whine about being cold. I wish I had about fifty of these then I could save some real money on the heating bill.
@xarous, eh, move somewhere warmer
@haydesigner I live in Arizona. It has already been over 100° this year, and probably will be for over 100 days this year, as usual. Even so, my wife covers herself in blankets like these everywhere in the house. She often takes a hoodie with her when we go out, even during the summer.
@xarous i am a female and it is my partner (who is male) who is constantly complaining that he’s cold. i run warm and am more ‘leave the windows open as much as humanly possible and never open the radiators’ type. in summer i sleep with my face literally two inches from the air conditioner. i hope when i get old i’ll get the ‘always chilly’ characteristic but i fear i’ll actually only get warmer and will eventually spontaneously combust shortly after entering menopause.
@jerk_nugget , I’m afraid to ask about menopause
@haydesigner lol! like, afraid to ask in general? or in relation to my comment? i just say it jokingly because hot flashes are a typical symptom, and since i’m already really warm all the time i feel like i would die haha.
I would get some but these look so crappily ugly…
@ELUNO me too! I have too many blankets already, and almost got these, but they just aren’t terribly attractive.
I would buy a couple but my alter-ego tells me it’s no longer winter and anyway I don’t need blankets that
make my feet free fall… Maybe next winter as I’m sure you’ll still have a warehouse full.
Throw blankets?
You use it once & throw it away??
@daveinwarsh Yes. That’s why these are refurbs, bruh.
Nope. Way too random for me.
More polyester microfibers! Do they end up in a random ocean?
@mehcuda67 didn’t they debunk a lot of that?
I prefer deterministic blankets, sorry.
/buy
@therealjrn It worked! Your order number is: jolly-choosy-poison
/image jolly choosy poison
@mediocrebot That is curiously prescient. Do these blankets come with smallpox?
I prefer simplicity
Too warm for me.
Once again meh has us covered…almost
They also can be used as really tacky ghost costumes
you still haven’t gone by square enix yet have you and yet here you are pimping your cup noodles again
momentous-encouraging-tinker
I’m in!
/giphy withered-moist-locket
Totals not a good deal!
People are wanting these? No thanks.
Would have loved some for cat blankets and recliner cover ups, but not plastic. Give me the cotton quilts from the woot days.
@mediocrebot Can I randomly get the grey polka dot (second one in from the right in the middle row) and then randomly get the plaid one next to it (second one in from the left in the middle row? Or if those are gone can I get the blue polka dot one (second one in from the left on the bottom row) and the other plaid one (first one in from the right on the top row)? Or two of a random mixture of what I said I wanted (on the top, middle and bottom rows)? You just let me know. Okay question mark.
What is this… a blanket for ants?
…and a free mention of Pocky for men!
/giphy pocky-for-men
@AmazingChicken Haha! I have a box of those on my counter right now. Haven’t decided if I’m manly enough to try.
@AmazingChicken Its the Pocky Way!
Ugly… Ugly… Ugly… Ugly… Ugly… Ugly… Barely Acceptable… Ugly… Ugly… Ugly… Ugly…
Perfect for my wife and daughter who are in a perpetual state of cold.
/image unclean-heavenly-chemist
First purchase in four months. Probably going to regret it when I see the colors.
More than half of those patterns are ghastly; it’s not worth the risk at $12.
Finishing up my first year in Tokyo and can confirm- Japan snacks > all other snacks. Haven’t really caught on to the matcha stuff yet though. Not my cup of tea…
@williamsb5 i love matcha flavored things. (but i also see and appreciate what you did there.)
@williamsb5 I’m not a teabagger. FTFY.
You probably would have had me as I can always use more blankets in my multi-animal home, but I just picked up a much nicer two pack at Sam’s Club for $15. Sorry, Meh, not this time.
cruel-terrifying-cricket
/giphy qualified-humdrum-llama
@cheerose So glad no llamas were hurt (or even used) in the making of this giphy.
Polyester? No effen thanks.
/giphy burn-motherfucker-burn
@TheMonkeyKing damn, i didn’t catch that polyester part. Thanks for the heads up. I wonder if i can cancel that order, if not do you want to buy 4 cheap blankets for $35.00¿?-i gotta make a profit!¡
Between the Mrs and the dog, I need all the cheapo blankets I can get
miniature slick fairy
@AlexNoVA Okay, you need all the blankets you can get? I happen to have four beautiful random blank[ets] i will sell you, autographed by your$ truly, Mr. Presley, for $357.99, and that’s a bargain. Believe Me! And they are Huuuge, plus I’ll be back in the states this week, I must tell you¡!
That one time K-Mart sold free throws. $3 each with 100% back in Shop Your Way points.
https://slickdeals.net/f/9489871-shop-your-way-100-back-in-points-cannon-fleece-throw-4-syw-points-4-more-free-store-pickup?src=SiteSearchV2_SearchBarV2Algo1
@skemmehs could you please refrain from all the “GD’s” in your writeups? It classless and offensive to some.
@crevz You may want to disable your “reply to comments” emails before people notice this.
@crevz I noticed it too. I wasn’t particularly offended and I let more than a few “GD’s” let fly regularly, but seeing it in a write-up was weird.
@therealjrn not saying i was terribly offended by it, my wife probably would be, just think its tacky in a writeup from an online retail site, the same for other blogs etc that drop f bombs like its an appropriate word to use. i wonder if the writers would use the same language around their 3 year olds?
@crevz Stay tacky meh! I swear on a probably too-regular basis. I’m turning into a grumpy old man, but I’m trying, I’m really GD it trying to get better.
I was making a freaking comment, but you cut off my freedom of speech rights, don’t make that a habit unless you want this young preteen girl to cry. Don’t worry, i hate civil court, and damn sure hate criminal court! It is sorta Ironic that the 1st comment i make in 45 days, you rodeo clowns wipe the screen while I’m still tap dancing, & didn’t post what crap i did say. If you thought it was that bad, you could just tell me what to say, and you probably really hate this shit, huh? I just hope that you won’t send me some real shitty blank-ettes [4] cause now you’re pissed off. Damn! i’m sorry, bro. My Bad!! i was Just Kidding! I’m really just a little girl with my Mom’s debit card, Really.
Maybe that comment was too long. Let’s try again. I bought a S L Cards blanket from E-bay, but Not 1 Damn {cardinal} bird on the damn thing!! Believe me! No? Okay.
influential-snobby-pony
Why is the internet to determined to make me miss Japan this month? cries
I haven’t blamed @DrunkCat for this two-for-
TuesWednesday nonsense, have I?@narfcake So are you or aren’t you?
/giphy massive-wearisome-rabbit
Got mine today. I don’t hate my selections and they’re super-soft. I consider this a good purchase. Thanks Meh!
Me, too. And my kitty seems to love the softness.
Just a heads up to always wash these separate, or at least with other blankets like themselves. I made the mistake of throwing in a couple with a load of towels and the fuzz from these things that was left on the towels was ridiculous. I never had this issue when just washing the two together previously.