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Five Oceans | Tropical Blendz

16-Pack: Solid Gold Grain Free Canned Cat Food (6Oz)

  • How would a pirate sell these cans of wet food for cats?
  • “Y’arrr, less than a buck-a-can!”
  • Wait, shit, that joke only works for ears of corn! Dammit!
  • Best By March - May 2025
  • Can it make a margarita: Gross, no
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Cats Are Weird

We’ve sold this stuff before. And here are some of the sterling reviews!

@IAMIS said:

We already have a stockpile of cat food our cat won’t touch. She’s weird. Only eats basic dry food. Can’t even get her to try chicken or shrimp off my plate.

And @chunkychewyyum said:

Had mixed experiences with this brand before. My cat hated the Beef and Salmon pate, but my parents’ kittens adored it. It’s strange because my cat is a scavenger and has enjoyed all other wet food brands thrown at her.

And @PanyaV said:

Our girl won’t touch real beef [but likes our vegetarian ‘beef crumbles’ when given a taste]. I told my husband, “Well, when’s the last time you saw a cat hunting down and eating a cow?”

And @alchyilee said:

The tropical blend chicken pate (chicken and coconut oil) is the only wet cat food my cats will touch, and I’ve tried a LOT.

Okay, maybe ‘sterling reviews’ isn’t right. Really, what we want to outline here is how weird cats are, and the risks that you run buying a big load of cat food on the internet due to said weirdness. I know it would be a risk for my cat. She enjoys certain tuna-based foods, shows no interest in poultry-based foods, turns her nose up at the fancy stuff they have at the local pet supply store, but would go to town on the prescription wet food our old cat (RIP) had to eat after having a urinary tract infection. So, yeah, I’d be nervous about buying a bunch of these for her, too.

And yet, at the same time, if your cat does like it? Wow, what a deal!

Also, for less than a buck per can, you can always buy it for your cats and then give it away if they don’t like it. Or, as @jtallant put it last time:

Eh, I’ll give it a try. Worst case is our indoor-only princes don’t like it, so the paupers outside get it.

So buy some cat food. If you have cats, that is. Buying cat food on the internet when you don’t have cats is kinda weird. We can at least admit that, right?

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