@shahnm No doubt. But it’s dark in there until someone opens the door. If only I could get someone to leave a flashlight in the fridge, then I could see where the beer is.
Ohhh… looked it up. Naw, I know 18650 because they are in just about every laptop battery (not the super-slim ones) and most USB externalpower banks (you know, the purple ones…
@Nuurgle A lot of people still think the C-cell Mag-Lite flashlights were the best combo of size, weight, and power. With LED heads in them they are still awesome flashlights.
One made of many cells.
Whatever battery I am, I’m sure you’ll find me in the refrigerator.
@heartny It’s good for you!
@shahnm No doubt. But it’s dark in there until someone opens the door. If only I could get someone to leave a flashlight in the fridge, then I could see where the beer is.
@heartny Trope-a-licious!
Stuffed Into The Fridge
c.f. Vanessa gets “fridged” 10 minutes into Deadpool 2.
How about an extra car battery. I’m heavier than I look and sit around the garage hoping I won’t be needed.
@melonscoop And probably won’t work when you are needed…
@shahnm thus making everyone wonder why we bother to keep one around.
At the moment, I feel like lead acid…
@shahnm Can that be refrigerated?
I’m Alekhine’s Battery.
(This is a chess joke.)
(And not a very good one.)
(It’s just a reference, really, not a joke.)
I’m a hearing aid battery.
Wait, what did you say?
@heartny so you’re actually a dead battery?
@duodec I guess I didn’t stay in the refrigerator long enough
Lithium battery pack. Lots of energy, but not good around water. Or pointy objects.
The 9V describes me perfectly! I could also be a car battery - large and corrosive.
those tiny AAAA batteries only found in surface pens.
18650 I can do a lot of things, but people just know me because of vaping.
@JoetatoChip Or because their Tesla is full of them.
I wish I had a Tesla. If I keep collecting vapes at the speed I am now, I’ll have the battery for one in no time.
@JoetatoChip Vaping?
Ohhh… looked it up. Naw, I know 18650 because they are in just about every laptop battery (not the super-slim ones) and most USB external power banks (you know, the purple ones…
Are you suggesting that we can be batteries for our robot overlords, after they create an alternate reality to distract us. Wow, Daja Vu!
@hchavers
C, moderatly sized, but just don’t fit in most places.
Probably a #6 dry cell.
C - I was probably useful once, but no one really knows what for.
@Nuurgle A lot of people still think the C-cell Mag-Lite flashlights were the best combo of size, weight, and power. With LED heads in them they are still awesome flashlights.
This offer is so meh, it’s not even worth pressing the meh button.
I decline to self identify at this time. I find it as an insult and battery.
Otoh, the definitions are quite good. Good job.
Today an ‘N’ battery because spring cleaning brought out my old HP-41cv calculator and I had to get some to make sure it still works (it does).
Cake battery.
DEWALT 20/60V FLEXVOLT
Got arrested for battery. Does that count??
@eeterrific Counts like this!!
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