Duh.

Yeah, hmm, let’s see, should you pay ten bucks for a power-packed 12,000mAh power pack? With three USB ports, including one 2-amp port for charging tablets and other amperage hogs?

Tough one. By which we mean NOT TOUGH AT ALL. Because we’re being sarcastic.

We know it’s not the most attractive mode of communication. But we lapse into sputtering snideness when we even consider whether anyone would even consider NOT buying as many of these as they can.

Stuff it in a stocking. Pack it in your backpack. Tote it in your bag. You have phones and stuff. Sometimes they run out power. That always sucks. Keep it from happening. Boo-yah.

But just in case you need one more nudge, check this out: we’ll even knock a couple of bucks off the pink ones. If you still take a pass, all we can say is “Brilliant move, genius.” But we don’t really mean it.