@shahnm No doubt. But it’s dark in there until someone opens the door. If only I could get someone to leave a flashlight in the fridge, then I could see where the beer is.
Ohhh… looked it up. Naw, I know 18650 because they are in just about every laptop battery (not the super-slim ones) and most USB externalpower banks (you know, the purple ones…
@Nuurgle A lot of people still think the C-cell Mag-Lite flashlights were the best combo of size, weight, and power. With LED heads in them they are still awesome flashlights.
How about an extra car battery. I’m heavier than I look and sit around the garage hoping I won’t be needed.
@melonscoop And probably won’t work when you are needed…
@shahnm thus making everyone wonder why we bother to keep one around.
Whatever battery I am, I’m sure you’ll find me in the refrigerator.
@heartny It’s good for you!
@shahnm No doubt. But it’s dark in there until someone opens the door. If only I could get someone to leave a flashlight in the fridge, then I could see where the beer is.
@heartny Trope-a-licious!
Stuffed Into The Fridge
c.f. Vanessa gets “fridged” 10 minutes into Deadpool 2.
One made of many cells.
I’m Alekhine’s Battery.
(This is a chess joke.)
(And not a very good one.)
(It’s just a reference, really, not a joke.)
I’m a hearing aid battery.
Wait, what did you say?
@heartny so you’re actually a dead battery?
@duodec I guess I didn’t stay in the refrigerator long enough
Are you suggesting that we can be batteries for our robot overlords, after they create an alternate reality to distract us. Wow, Daja Vu!
@hchavers
At the moment, I feel like lead acid…
@shahnm Can that be refrigerated?
Lithium battery pack. Lots of energy, but not good around water. Or pointy objects.
those tiny AAAA batteries only found in surface pens.
Probably a #6 dry cell.
The 9V describes me perfectly! I could also be a car battery - large and corrosive.
18650 I can do a lot of things, but people just know me because of vaping.
@JoetatoChip Or because their Tesla is full of them.
I wish I had a Tesla. If I keep collecting vapes at the speed I am now, I’ll have the battery for one in no time.
@JoetatoChip Vaping?
Ohhh… looked it up. Naw, I know 18650 because they are in just about every laptop battery (not the super-slim ones) and most USB external power banks (you know, the purple ones…
C, moderatly sized, but just don’t fit in most places.
C - I was probably useful once, but no one really knows what for.
@Nuurgle A lot of people still think the C-cell Mag-Lite flashlights were the best combo of size, weight, and power. With LED heads in them they are still awesome flashlights.
Cake battery.
Got arrested for battery. Does that count??
@eeterrific Counts like this!!
/image count von count
This offer is so meh, it’s not even worth pressing the meh button.
I decline to self identify at this time. I find it as an insult and battery.
Otoh, the definitions are quite good. Good job.
Today an ‘N’ battery because spring cleaning brought out my old HP-41cv calculator and I had to get some to make sure it still works (it does).
DEWALT 20/60V FLEXVOLT