4-Pack: Neo Style 6000mAh Power Banks
- Four portable powerbanks, one for each member of One Direction (pointedly excluding Zayn, that Judas)
- Call the newspapers with a bombshell revelation that you are Banksy, then explain you only meant in the sense that you possess several banks
- 6,000 mAhs is good for a couple phone charges
- Battery indicator heps you to low juice levels
- Model: NS-BP600VS – the NS stands for Neo Style, or possibly Nachos Supreme
Attention Trent
Everybody needs to recharge now and then.
For a certain type of person, this means traveling the world, seeing new sights, tasting new foods, and getting newly inspired by the many different forms beauty can take.
For someone else, it might mean holing up in a basement, garage, craft room, or workshop, and dedicating herself to solitary work sessions on some demanding project. As she focuses her attention on building a model, knitting a sweater, or turning wood on a lathe, she become lost in their painstaking work, and the noise and stress of the workaday world recedes.
Another kind of person might get recharged through physically demanding exercise. Running, weighlifting, bicycling, dance class, anything that makes his physical self feel stronger, and burns off the built-up tension from his job, commute, or family responsibilities.
Still another might simply veg out with a movie, video game, or paperback novel. After a couple hours spent relaxing her body on the sofa, and immersing her mind in a fictional reality, she feels restored and ready to reëngage with real life.
Then there’s that type of person who recharges by plugging into a portable power bank like these ones from Neo Style. For him, just connecting via micro USB to a 6,000mAh lithium-ion battery is enough to feel like his energy is restored, and he can get back to doing what’s asked of him, be it texting, GPS navigation, or just running the Pokémon Go app.
But here’s the thing, Trent: That type of person is not a person at all. It’s a phone. And as meaningful as you might feel like your relationship with it is, it is an inanimate object. It does not love you back, Trent. It can’t.
This thing you’ve got going on with your Galaxy, it’s not healthy, Trent. Come back to us. We’re really worried about you.
