I just realized @studerc is coming to the end of his reign of goat and we haven't even started the discussion of who has earned the privilege to be next (and have the coveted goat by their name).
I have a nominee in mind, who could be enjoyably blamed for everything for a month; unfortunately, I think they lack the sense of humor required for the position. For this lack, I blame @studerc.
Has there been a "big winner" from the Fuku2 2nd shipment department yet? I'd like to blame lots of things on them. It's still @studerc's fault that I didn't get a note or second shipment from my fuku!
@PurplePawprints You mean if you went birthdayless he'd be goat for eternity? If you went birthdayless does this mean you are frozen in time at the age you are now forever?
My debit card was compromised this morning. Caught it in time to prevent any loss. But now I can't shop Meh until the new cards come out. I completely blame this mess on @studerc! I don't use credit cards so I will miss tomorrow's 2 for Tuesday! Please make it something really crappy.
I almost don't know how to avoid suggesting @socialdeals for this honor. It seems like a no-brainer, unless the position requires someone who's likely to play along.
@studerc I believe when @marklog 's replacement discussion was going on there was mention of a term limit involved… (might be remembering wrong). Since I have finally not typed your name as @student anymore it sure would be nice to be able to spell it right on the first try for a while...
I missed out on the second fuku because my phone mysteriously switched to silent mode. Coincidence? I think not. Def the work of @studerc Curse you! For this atrocity I believe you deserve another month of goat therapy.
I'd like to nominate myself because I was sending out seizure glasses to the current goat @studerc before it was hip for meh to start handing them out in fukubukuros.
@dashcloud I'd like to promote my rich legacy of failure, including last month's failed attempt at being the goat, and the handful of times I've cut myself using an electric razor.
I think it's time we get this over with and nominate @Thumperchick. Think about it--she's very helpful and everyone likes her. And let's face it, she's just so damn perfect that it's about time we were able to blame her for something. @Thumperchick, it's time for you to step forward and accept the blame for everything that goes wrong around here!
@barnabee I vote for @Thumperchick, also. She's way too awesome and has been getting much (well deserved) adoration; it can't hurt for take the blame for a while, too.
@barnabee@Thumperchick is a great option! Maybe this will be good incentive to leave the safe sealed.
Of course, now saying that means I open myself to more scrutiny. I would hate to be selected when all that is inside is some marbles or something...seriously something's rattling around in there and I have no clue what it could be.
P.S. Don't worry, I'm getting it opened for sure tomorrow. Hopefully by noon.
@barnabee FINALLY, REVENGE! I also nominate @thumperchick for her sinister plot to make my lose the number game at the beginning games of Meh! NEVER FORGET!
@barnabee Thanks. I've been running through potential worst-case scenarios and at this point I would actually love if there was another random roadblock once it's opened, mostly because I don't want the mystery to end. I will go ahead and rescind my nomination and instead nominate myself if there's something especially cool inside, though it looks like I backed the winning scapegoat already...
@TaRDy made a browser extension to automatically star his own posts. For his sins he must pay. On the other hand, he also set up the app extension so he could look like he was the scapegoat. I feel that sort of latent lust for the position of designated scapegoat should not be rewarded.
Just wanting to send some last day of the month blame to @studerc. I have a headache. I have to cook dinner. September's end is that much closer to winter. Curse you @studerc !!
@pooflady Put it along the side of a highway near you with a sign on it that says, "I need a ride to (@studerc's hometown) Iowa." A lot of yard gnomes travel this way.
I have a nominee in mind, who could be enjoyably blamed for everything for a month; unfortunately, I think they lack the sense of humor required for the position. For this lack, I blame @studerc.
Wow- already? I barely even got a chance to blame him for anything. @studerc that's got to be your fault, somehow.
Has there been a "big winner" from the Fuku2 2nd shipment department yet? I'd like to blame lots of things on them. It's still @studerc's fault that I didn't get a note or second shipment from my fuku!
@jsh139 - That might be @wilstev. Depends on what's in the safe, but because of @studerc, it won't open.
I think it might be my fault that @studerc's reign ends on my birthday.
@PurplePawprints You mean if you went birthdayless he'd be goat for eternity? If you went birthdayless does this mean you are frozen in time at the age you are now forever?
@Kidsandliz I would be okay with both scenarios.
My debit card was compromised this morning. Caught it in time to prevent any loss. But now I can't shop Meh until the new cards come out. I completely blame this mess on @studerc! I don't use credit cards so I will miss tomorrow's 2 for Tuesday! Please make it something really crappy.
@Teripie that twofer Tuesday is a dirty temptress she is.
oh great. now who am i gonna blame when my integration test fails!?! dammit @studerc! quit making my incompetence so obvious!
I almost don't know how to avoid suggesting @socialdeals for this honor. It seems like a no-brainer, unless the position requires someone who's likely to play along.
@DaveInSoCal yea that whole thread is a cluster fuck. Besides pretty sure for how many times he threatened to leave he wouldn't make the honor fun...
@studerc I suspect you're right.
@DaveInSoCal See my comment above.
@studerc Ooooh, please direct me to this thread?
@patti https://meh.com/forum/topics/over-40-dvd-titles-available-for-only-1-00-each
I'm pretty sure, @studerc blamed himself for as many, if not more things than he was blamed for this month. Because of that, I nominate @studerc.
@studerc
@studerc I believe when @marklog 's replacement discussion was going on there was mention of a term limit involved… (might be remembering wrong). Since I have finally not typed your name as @student anymore it sure would be nice to be able to spell it right on the first try for a while...
damn you @JonT for making us think about this!
I missed out on the second fuku because my phone mysteriously switched to silent mode. Coincidence? I think not. Def the work of @studerc Curse you! For this atrocity I believe you deserve another month of goat therapy.
@jimmyd103 Also, its @studerc s fault that my goat logo turned out this bad..... Created on 7/31/2014 for the first goat appointment. LOL
I firmly believe in term limits. Haven't we had enough of @studerc's screwups?
@katblue You volunteering to screw up for him? Are you saying he was a mediocre screw up and someone else will do a better job of royally screwing up?
@Kidsandliz No, I'm very mediocre and I would not do a good job of taking the blame for other's screw ups.
I'd like to nominate myself because I was sending out seizure glasses to the current goat @studerc before it was hip for meh to start handing them out in fukubukuros.
@dashcloud I'd like to promote my rich legacy of failure, including last month's failed attempt at being the goat, and the handful of times I've cut myself using an electric razor.
I think it's time we get this over with and nominate @Thumperchick. Think about it--she's very helpful and everyone likes her. And let's face it, she's just so damn perfect that it's about time we were able to blame her for something. @Thumperchick, it's time for you to step forward and accept the blame for everything that goes wrong around here!
@barnabee Sounds good to me!
@barnabee Damnit @studerc, what did you tell them?!?
@barnabee Agreed! :)
@barnabee I concur!
@barnabee I vote for @Thumperchick, also. She's way too awesome and has been getting much (well deserved) adoration; it can't hurt for take the blame for a while, too.
@barnabee @Thumperchick is a great option! Maybe this will be good incentive to leave the safe sealed.
Of course, now saying that means I open myself to more scrutiny. I would hate to be selected when all that is inside is some marbles or something...seriously something's rattling around in there and I have no clue what it could be.
P.S. Don't worry, I'm getting it opened for sure tomorrow. Hopefully by noon.
@barnabee FINALLY, REVENGE! I also nominate @thumperchick for her sinister plot to make my lose the number game at the beginning games of Meh! NEVER FORGET!
@wilstev Good luck with the safe opening! I hope it's something that's not too meh.
@barnabee Thanks. I've been running through potential worst-case scenarios and at this point I would actually love if there was another random roadblock once it's opened, mostly because I don't want the mystery to end. I will go ahead and rescind my nomination and instead nominate myself if there's something especially cool inside, though it looks like I backed the winning scapegoat already...
@wilstev If you don't get that safe open, I will nominate you.
@studerc
@Thumperchick: Ha ha -I was going to ask how you felt about all this . . .
@barnabee I third, forth, fifth, whatever number we're up to the nomination of @Thumperchick for October Scapegoat!
@Thumperchick ROOMBA REVENGE, scapegoat style.
@barnabee Agreed.
Yeah, make @Thumperchick do it.
@barnabee I couldn't agree more !
@barnabee done and done
@barnabee I vote for @Thumperchick
@TaRDy made a browser extension to automatically star his own posts. For his sins he must pay. On the other hand, he also set up the app extension so he could look like he was the scapegoat. I feel that sort of latent lust for the position of designated scapegoat should not be rewarded.
@jqubed Damn it, I also concur. Maybe we can save @TaRDy for next month?
Is the term limit strictly consecutive? Or could @marklog be our first @GroverCleveland?
Seems like the Meh Gods are telling us that @cengland0 is goat worthy... https://meh.com/forum/topics/my-fuku-other-thing-shipment
CHECK IT: https://meh.com/forum/topics/spooky-scapegoat---october
Egad, I forgot to blame @studerc for anything this month. It must be @studerc's fault.
@parodymandotcom my bad!! :(
Just wanting to send some last day of the month blame to @studerc. I have a headache. I have to cook dinner. September's end is that much closer to winter.
Curse you @studerc !!
@ceagee D'oh!!!! My deepest apologies!
No one's offered to buy my bubblegum machine so far this month and it's all studerc's fault.
@pooflady I'll buy it. I've seriously wanted one...
@studerc Are you anywere near Cincinnati?
@pooflady Only 574 miles away. Or about an 8 hour and 46 minute drive according to Google maps...
@pooflady shipping looks rough...I wonder how meh shipped them and what the cost was...
@studerc away where? I go though cincy to see my mom. I am in MS and have a minivan
@Kidsandliz Iowa...yea, Iowa.
@studerc oh well… not on my way to mom's… sorry
@studerc The cost wasn't on the invoice, but I'll bet it wasn't cheap. It came in a wood crate, like studs around it.
@pooflady Put it along the side of a highway near you with a sign on it that says, "I need a ride to (@studerc's hometown) Iowa." A lot of yard gnomes travel this way.