The Goats of Christmas Present (December 2021 Scapegoat Blame Thread)
12We’ve officially reached the final month of 2021 and @metaphore helped get us here, by handling the petting zoo that is life as the November goat. But I say enough is enough and even though you folks waited until the last moment to get the votes together, you didn’t let us down.
I’ve seen this nominee sneak through the noose on no less than 10 occasions, often by pointing the finger at another to pass the ire down the line. Well, the forum finds a way, and so, without further adieu, it’s time to welcome @njfan into your crosshairs.
Happy holidays to each of you. I hope this last month of madness is a blast. If you run into any trouble along the way, @njfan is sure to be at fault, so let 'em know!
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Pretty sure @walterbird has some blame for @njfan
@walterbird - I have a bird for you
@njfan
First (non-avian) BLAME of December:
My 2021 Mehrican Exchange draw doesn’t appear to have included their Meh username. How am I supposed to stalk them online? While I have their actual physical address, it happens to be 1500mi away…
@compunaut I had the same problem, so I asked, but the mods could help you too; @ironcheftoni looked it up for me as well.
Detailed instructions in the exchange thread:
https://meh.com/forum/topics/2021-unofficial-holiday-mehrican-exchange#61a650870d6006001cf89f1d
@compunaut @ironcheftoni @Kyeh
Looks like I have the same issue! No username. SOS @ironcheftoni, I’ll whispering at you in a minute.
@compunaut So you don’t have me!! My “name” on elfster is Mber Siam
@compunaut from the comments above, this sounds more like a you issue than a me issue.
/giphy you’re welcome.
@compunaut @njfan All but it is a blame @njfan issue either way you look at it.
@compunaut @Kidsandliz but if it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and acts like a duck, is it really a cow?
/image the more you know
BLAME-December is the worst month to have a birthday.
@algae1221 January is just as bad… everyone already “presented” and “partied” out. And all of their bills from the holidays are coming due. And everyone is so over the nasty weather - it’s not “magical” anymore, it’s just cold and icy. One of my kids is January and she rarely has anyone actually show up for her parties.
@algae1221 @mbersiam Ha, try having one on Christmas Day and then let’s hear about it. (Never had a party on my birthday, 'cause who would show up? Waaaaaaah)
@algae1221 @Barney ah yes. I know folks with December 20, 24, and 31st as well.
I’ve done half birthday parties so my winter kids can celebrate in the summer and it allows them to be celebrated properly.
@algae1221 @mbersiam We’d celebrate my birthday on Thanksgiving so that my birthday presents were different from Christmas presents.
Still no birthday party, though.
@algae1221 @mbersiam January is just as bad. Also my mom has reminded me for the last 50 something years that I was suppose to arrive in the last week of December but instead chose mid-January. The bookkeeper in her was pissed that they had to wait a whole year to deduct me on the taxes.
Also as far as gifts were concerned. One of my christmas gifts was always held back for my birthday. And guys that I have dated in the past called me the triple whammy… christmas, my birthday and valentines.
@ironcheftoni @mbersiam I was the other way around, due in January and born early. Some years birthday is on the first day of winter and I’m not really a fan of winter. I’ve got a sibling that was also born in the week before Christmas so we got a lot of “this party is for Christmas and also algae1221’s and sibling’s birthdays” and “here’s your Christmas/birthday gift.”
Now I tell my own kids every year that I’m old enough and will be skipping my birthday and they spend a couple of months plotting to force me into having one, so it does get a little recognition in my own house at least.
@algae1221 Agreed. I celebrated my first five birthdays in the southern hemisphere, so my expectations (weather-wise) were set to disappoint me for future birthdays after relocating northward.
@algae1221 @Barney @mbersiam My dad’s birthday was 2 days after Christmas. He said he had never had a separate birthday celebration until he married my mom (she insisted on throwing him a separate party).
@macromeh Aww… Lucky dad!
@algae1221 @Barney @macromeh @mbersiam my entire immediate family (6 of us) have birthdays in Dec/Jan. It is expensive and time consuming but we celebrate every single event seperately.
Growing up my sister always had a hard time having bday parties with her friends. Her birthday is just over a week b4 Christmas and no one would show up. My birthday is a few weeks after and I always had luck.
@tinamarie1974 Maybe it’s because of your winning personality?
@Barney or I threw better parties
@algae1221, @barney, @tinamarie1974 I’ll ask the question we all want to know - what was going on in March?? Carnival???
@algae1221 @Barney @njfan beats the hell out of me. I don’t want to know!
@algae1221 @njfan @tinamarie1974 Huh? I’m lost.
@algae1221 @Barney @njfan ie everyone had to get pregnant un March or April to have Dec/Jan babies
@algae1221 @njfan @tinamarie1974 Duh, sometimes I have to have things spelled out for me.
@algae1221
Mine’s on the 21st. About 30 years ago, I stopped allowing anyone to try to throw a party for me, and basically banned recognizing the day because the surest way to avoid yet more disappointment was to reduce the anticipation to zero. One year, back when I still had a day job, I even asked to be scheduled to work from open to close on that day, just to make triply sure that nothing could go wrong. And, honestly, at this point, there’s nothing that I could tell anyone I actually wanted as a token in recognition, anyway.
Over on Facebook, there’s a group for “Birthday Season Of The Damned”. A friend and fellow sufferer established it.
I sometimes find my lack of overall enthusiasm hard to keep a lid on; if it gets off its leash, I tend to start raining on other people’s parades, and I always regret it later, adding to the bleakness.
@algae1221 @werehatrack
On the other hand … Feb 29 bdays only come once every 4 years so… it could be worse.
@werehatrack
@metaphore Which is worse, to get beaten by a bird or to barely beat out a bird?
@Barney Did I get beat by a bird?
@metaphore Nope, you smacked down that bird with a mighty wallop. One vote?
@Barney How to do you think I feel being beat by a human AGAIN.
@Walterbird I would think that you’d find us mere humans rather boring. There are far more exciting things to do than hang around here.
@Barney @Walterbird
Well walterbird - you do know bird of a feather flock together. Right?
/image you have the wrong feathers
@Barney Yes-humans are boring, but I still need them to give me my food, wipe up my doodies from the floor and log onto the internet for me.
@Barney @Walterbird so you have human servants
@tinamarie1974 @Walterbird Not very bright humans.
@Barney Actually @metaphore won over the bird by four whole votes last month. It’s @njfan who only won by one! 🗳
@Barney @metaphore @njfan Oh, no - he actually pulled ahead by three in the final moments.
@Barney @Kyeh @metaphore @njfan @Walterbird
Perhaps the nth time will be the charm, for some achievable value of “n”.
@Barney @Walterbird
My thoughts exactly! And I can think of much more worse things to be dependent on.
@Barney @tinamarie1974 Well I have them thinking I am their pet, but in reality I control things. I get three meals a day, poop wherever and whenever I want and go wherever I want in the house. Not too many animals can say that.
@Barney @tinamarie1974 @Walterbird I believe that parrots are among the very few animals that can actually say anything.
@Barney @macromeh @tinamarie1974 He may know what I am saying in certain circumstances (ie when we say goodbye to him, he flaps his wings as if he is waving goodbye and when I say “give me a kiss” he moves his beak close to my lips and makes a clicking sound), but any words he says or noises he makes are totally random. Although he does say hello when he sees me first thing in the morning.
Suspended? SUSPENDED? YOU GOT MY PLAYER SUSPENDED IN WEEK 14?
I’m impressed.
@sammydog01
/image mr. big chest
@njfan Dumped him for a defense. I’M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU ANTONIO. AGAIN.
/giphy disappointed
@sammydog01 not that I’m rooting for negativity but it would be kind of funny if a team’s defense was suspended for a game.
Unblame the tree is up
@tinamarie1974 Blame.
Need sunglasses while admiring this tree.
@compunaut @tinamarie1974
Warning:
Do not admire tree directly with remaining good eye.
@tinamarie1974
Does Charlie behave around the tree?
It’s gorgeous, by the way!
@tinamarie1974
Oh wow it’s BEAUTIFUL! So perfect and symmetrical! I love all the silver! We always used lots of tinsel and my mom made sure it was put on one strand at a time! As kids we hated that part. As adults, yeah it’s EXTREMELY time consuming and SO WORTH IT!!
@Lynnerizer @kyeh @mike808 @compunuat thanks y’all. I haven’t put up the blue/silver decor for a few years and decided it was time. I liked the way it turned out.
This year the tree was placed in my office behind french doors, so it can bee seen BUT CHARLIE cannot touch. I wasn’t sure how he would react so I thought I would take the conservative approach. This way I can control and supervise his interaction and hopefully next year I can move it back to the family room
Love tinsel but haven’t used it for years for fear my dog will ingest a strand or more. I miss it on the tree!! My mom had a friend who would not only put it on one piece at a time, she would take it off piece by piece and save it for the next year. Crazy stuff
@tinamarie1974 I like that you waited until after Thanksgiving to hang your holiday decorations.
@njfan I refuse to start Thanksgiving decorations before Halloween is over and Christmas before Thanksgiving. Drives me crazy when folks jump the gun!! Don’t get me started on Christmas carols
@tinamarie1974
/image shero
@njfan @tinamarie1974
On the subject of Holiday Singing
[mumblety] years ago, my daughter and I invented a holiday singing activity that became a Tradition here. Banana Carols.
“WTF is a Banana Carol?” you might wonder. It’s simple, take any song (and a lot of not-really-song pieces of music) associated with the season, and replace all of the lyrics with the word “banana”, adding additional "na"s as needed to fill out the lyrics. No more worrying about forgetting the words, skipping a verse, or singing the wrong word/verse/whatever! Suddenly all you need is the ability to carry enough of the tune to be recognizable, and you’re in!
Feel free to steal this.
@njfan @werehatrack Feliz Banana!
@njfan @tinamarie1974 @werehatrack
Seems like it would work especially well with “Deck the Halls!”
@njfan @tinamarie1974 @werehatrack
@Kyeh @njfan @tinamarie1974
It works well with everything we tried, and we kept on going until neither of us could recall another one to appropriate into the Banana Canon. (I will admit that we made a concerted effort to not allow That Damn Thing into the mix, of course.)
@Kyeh @mike808 @tinamarie1974
OMG, Your mom’s friend MUST BE my mom’s friend!! My mom was SO frugal I’m not sure WHY she didn’t save the tinsel!
My best friend called us the black & white label family. Remember those economy/no name brand canned foods from the late 70’s? When you opened the kitchen cabinet that’s ALL you could see, wall to wall black & white cans!
Too funny!
@njfan @tinamarie1974 @werehatrack
Huh? What Damn Thing?
But I’m thinking Beethoven’s 9th would be really great bananafied!
BA NA NA NAAAAA…
@Kyeh @njfan @tinamarie1974
That’s the Fifth.
@Kyeh @njfan @tinamarie1974 @werehatrack
I always love a good fifth.
@njfan @tinamarie1974 @werehatrack
Ooopsie!
@Kyeh @Lynnerizer @mike808 @tinamarie1974 As kids our parents would make us take the tinsel off the tree and carefully pack it so it could be used again. They’d comment when trees on the curb would have it. I am surprised we were never made to take it off of those trees too. LOL
Euw, reading the stink thread
(https://meh.com/forum/topics/how-do-you-deodorize-your-bathroom#61a8d2220d6006001c0000b8)
reminds me - my mother has her small in-the-fridge freezer completely stuffed with food that’s well past its due date, so last time I was there I took out some salmon dated 10/19 and pork chops dated 12/20 to bring home and put into the compost pick-up bin on Monday; I keep stuff like that in the freezer until pick-up day so they don’t get totally gross. Only I forgot and left the bag up near the front door, and just found it today! Blame!
@Kyeh If this didn’t happen in the month of December, I blame @kyeh.
No blame @njfan, the Arizona cop takes ALL the blame on this one! Can’t believe he still thinks he’s justified even after he’s been fired! This whole thing has really got me upset and pissed off! Video probably won’t be up much longer.
WARNING! It’s not gruesome, but it does show the actual shooting.
Any thoughts…
https://nypost.com/2021/12/01/video-shows-arizona-cop-fatally-shooting-man-in-wheelchair/amp/
@Lynnerizer
Context:
That said, the police officer murdered him. Thank you for not blaming me for another person’s lack of good judgment.
@Lynnerizer @njfan
I guess that’s the end of the 2014 suspension of Arizona’s capital punishment, aka state-authorized execution, but with the added efficiency of dispensing with pesky trials and a jury.
Seven years shows a lot of restraint on the part of the state to execute its citizens. Yay, States’ Rights!
Blame! (12/4/12 meh offering)
REALLY?? I go though the whole thread, see 6-packs are unavailalble, get bummed, see they are re-available, get my hopes up, vacillate over ordering, decide to sign up to buy a 6-pack and WHAM… “Sorry, we can’t ship to AL”
They recently opened shipments to residences in AL, but they have to get the wineries to sign on, register, pay a fee etc. so I guess that hasn’t been done yet.
Curses…foiled again!
@chienfou That’s really the fault of your Alabama legislators. They love dictating what men can’t put in their bodies and what women can’t take out. Bless their hearts. Can’t say it’s much better here in Misery.
@mike808
No… in this case it’s on the winery. They are the ones not registered to deliver. I’m pretty sure most other ship-to-home states have similar processes.
@chienfou The registration costs money and time. It only exists to protect the special interests of the local wine growers and impose the morality of the teetotalers. So much for that “free market” and “getting rid of government regulation” horse shit the politicians promised to get re-elected when they weren’t primaried by someone even crazier.
Maybe not enough customers in 'bama to be worth it for casemates. Maybe the 'bama bribe, er “registration” was too much.
@mike808
yeah, I figured as much also. Not sure if casemates is the one that would have to register, since they don’t actually ship (if I am not mistaken). When I read the write ups on the coming relaxation of ship-to-home they said it was a winery registration… not sure if they are set up for ‘brokers’.
Either way, it is definitely a money maker for the state, just like having ABC stores is. It’s all about the $$$$.
@mike808
and… the one I really blame is meh for not having a ‘can’t ship to list’ posted. I am pretty certain AL is NOT the only one.
@chienfou @mike808 it’s not meh/casemates it’s the winery. But yes usually they have a can’t ship list and I’m almost always on it so when they don’t post it I just. Meh.
This seems like a reasonable reference of state laws but the winery would have to tell meh where they can ship. And the laws are usually to protect distributors.
https://www.ncsl.org/research/financial-services-and-commerce/direct-shipment-of-alcohol-state-statutes.aspx
Indiana is in the “wine permit states” list and no one is making wine in Indiana or Alabama. The same laws get recycled through multiple states for questionable reasons.
@chienfou @unksol That’s what ALEC is for. Writing up laws they want passed on behalf of the customers of their very expensive “consulting” services, and after sizeable, certainly not quid-pro-quo, “donations” are made to the legislators’ election campaigns, usually applied to previous campaign accounts to retire the “debt” created when candidates “loan” their campaigns money. It’s a form of layering and money laundering and bribery all in one. The FEC will never look into who is paying off any candidate’s previous campaign debts.
We have a kleptocracy. Putin would be proud.
@chienfou @mike808 I’m aware of ALEC. Just. Don’t need that rabbit hole. But it is a good thing to be aware of. Not that anyone monitore their state legislature that closely. They should send that’s how some of them get in and are identical. But
@mike808 @unksol
not entirely true locally… see link to the Alabama wine trail.
nor in Indiana apparently.
@chienfou @mike808 ok. Yes. Lol. I meant more at the level where they could do lobbying to put those rules in place. Or what those rules were intended for.
Same thing why can’t I order direct from a brewery in New Hampshire that can’t afford a license in every state. General BS.
@unksol
@chienfou @unksol
@chienfou @unksol
Where will it end? How about ordering some weed direct from a state where it is legal (how is that different from “can’t afford a license in every state”)? Or what about ordering horse dewormer paste from Canada? Oh, the humehnitee!
@chienfou @mike808 sounds good.
Never mind the majority of states that direct ship wine already
@chienfou @mike808 I like John Olivers primer on ALEC I think it hits most important points.
/youtube last week tonight ALEC
@chienfou @mike808 @unksol agreed. If there is a prison in either state, likely wine is being made.
@njfan
oddly enough they are not listed on the wine trail!
@chienfou @njfan I’m sure there is some made at Terre Haute but noon I’d like to drink.
Blame.
Work sent me a new laptop, a Lenovo, and those fuckers switched the “Fn” and “Ctrl” keys on the keyboard. So I’ve gotten used to it after working all week. Now, on the weekend, when I’m on the home computer with the normal standard keyboard, I keep hitting the fuckin’ “Fn” key with my pinky muscle memory from working all week and shifting that little bit.
Blame for the Lenovo engineers that instead of fixing the fucking problem, they wrote software in the fucking BIOS to change it - precisely so you can’t change it using any off-the-shelf keyboard re-mapping app/tool. What a bunch of fucking mehrons to double down on their self-inflicted asshattery.
Credits to @carl669 for the fucking language.
@mike808 on the positive side, they sent you a laptop with EN-US keyboard, haha.
@mike808
So, did you change it in the BIOS or decide to just ‘live with it’?
@chienfou Haven’t been able to get into the BIOS. Likely that work locked it down. I would if I were them (in the laptop build team).
@mike808
OK, I gotcha! I thought maybe you couldn’t get it changed in there. Can you get your IT folks to do it for you? Interesting that those keys are reversed. My new Lenovo laptop had the standard set-up. Wonder if your work ordered them that way maybe?? But WHY would they?
@chienfou It’s that way on the Yoga line, I think. Tons of youtube videos on how to “fix” this, so it appears to affect a lot of their customers.
@chienfou @mike808 Does make one wonder why companies are so stupid to do things like this.
/giphy what were they thinking?
Fedex was suppose to deliver my Sidedeal Irk today. Their web site shows it delivered at 1:20, however I was home and there was no delivery. This is the second time in two weeks they have done this. I’m calling the terminal manager Monday.
/giphy Super Pissed
And unblame, they just actually delivered it. So POD says 1:20. It showed up on my porch at 4:38. How is that possible?
@tinamarie1974 Sounds like a neighbor helped with the last leg of delivery or maybe called and told them to fix it
@speediedelivery could be option b. Camera shows FedEx truck
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@speediedelivery @tinamarie1974 it could also be he checked it off early in the back of the truck accidentally scanning another one. Mistakes happen. Or routing check points. I guess if you get it and it’s the same day I would
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
If it’s systematic/happened everytime i wouldnt blame the driver. Sounds like a software bug.
@speediedelivery @unksol I think it is a combination of issues. I’ve had problems with every delivery for the last two weeks. One package is confirmed delivered but never showed up on my porch or security camera would have concerned.
Friday I had a new cell phone delivered w signature required. Driver signed and showed a POD about 45 min before it was actually delivered. Lots of issues
@speediedelivery @tinamarie1974 @unksol
well it could be worse!
@speediedelivery @tinamarie1974 @unksol
We are currently trying to find/get replaced a package with some custom ornaments in it. They were supposedly handed off in Morrow GA to USPS from UPS. They are each pointing to the other, but still no resolution.
@chienfou @speediedelivery @unksol I may have mentioned this to my FedEx global acct mgr yesterday. He kept trying to change the subject. Lol
@tinamarie1974 \
@chienfou lol. It was a fun conversation.
@chienfou @speediedelivery @tinamarie1974 @unksol
I really think FedEx must put unrealistic expectations on their drivers so that some of them lie about times of deliveries, or reasons for delays (I had a delay explained as because I wasn’t home, but I was, and it didn’t need to be signed for, anyway.) And I had one package dumped at my house that was supposed to go 2 miles away. When I tried to find that house it was really difficult. I think the driver gave up and used my address from another package. I suspect the Alabama guy couldn’t keep up so just pretended he’d delivered them, then dumped them.
@chienfou Does the postal tracking show any scans or something like “waiting for partner”?
@speediedelivery
yeah, I think that is the problem. UPS scanned them “out” but USPS never scanned them “in”. When SWMBO went to the local PO the postmaster heard her story and then (ominously) started laughing when he heard the name Marrow GA as the last place they were acknowledged… I rarely have any issue with UPS, FEDEX, USPS etc. Though I DID find a package sitting on top of my car in the driveway yesterday…
@chienfou We have a couple places like that. Maybe they will work on getting things sorted this weekend
@speediedelivery
we alreadyl missed the window of opportunity to give the gifts to the intended recipients last week while we were al together on the beach for T-day.
Oh well. c’est la vie!!
@speediedelivery @tinamarie1974 I have had USPS guys not attempt delivery… But it’s been a long time for the other’s I think I’ve only had one heavy box dropped at the end of the drive…
I feel bad when there are 4 days in a row from one order cause I know they don’t have to come out here or walk down the drive every day as part of their route. I’d be happy to group things but sometimes amazon is not on board. I’d check a box for UPS to batch deliver So if one was off meh. Still never happens though.
Sounds like you have a lot of general issues though
@speediedelivery @unksol yeah. When I talked to my FedEx guy he mentioned there are lots of challenges right now. Dec is always rough, this year is worse b/c of Covid and on line buying trends.
They are hiring loads of temp labor and letting them loose to handle deliveries with little training.
Last week I saw a truck stop across the street. Driver got out of truck w a few boxes, took two or three steps to the edge of my neighbors driveway, bent down to drop the packages, jumped back in his truck and left. Didn’t even but the boxes on their porch!!
@speediedelivery @tinamarie1974 @unksol
The worst I’ve seen was quite a while ago (before I had a smart phone, so I couldn’t get a picture) The guy walked to within a couple of yards of the front door and just threw it from that distance! I was just passing by, not my house, but damn.
@speediedelivery @tinamarie1974
Time travel?
@Kidsandliz @speediedelivery @tinamarie1974
No, @kidsandliz, getting an IRK. How is getting an IRK possible?
@njfan @speediedelivery @tinamarie1974 Time travel will work. Go into the future, see the unique url, copy it, go back into the past, paste it in and buy. Problem solved. You are welcome.
Actually there was one meh-rathon where they just numbered the irks in the url or something or other that some had figured out so they got them “early”. That, of course, was fixed when the word leaked out.
Unblame! A neighbor posted a request for a cookie tin on Nextdoor, and I dropped one by for her. When she thanked me (by text) I joked that I should have offered to trade it for a cookie. She apologized for not offering it and said she’ll bring me some!
@Kyeh
Nicely Done!
@Kyeh
“This sewing kit is full of cookies! WFT?”
December goat. (nods)
BLAME! The new items are taking for-fegging-ever to reload during the 12/06 Mehrathon, and it’s all @njfan’s fault!
@werehatrack
/image tomato shame
@njfan You have a feline tomato thief, too?
In Target I found, face down with a bunch of footprints on it, a powerball lottery ticket with 5 draws on it for Tuesday night!!! Wish me luck. Yeah I know… I understand statistics…
/image lottery loser loser loser
And yes I did put /image not /giphy. Blame to the goat!
@Kidsandliz I’m kinda hoping you lose. This goat doesn’t subscribe to finders keepers.
@Kidsandliz @njfan But how can you find the original owner of a lottery ticket?! Unless the store has some way of tracking the buyers?
@njfan We know it will lose - the odds are so against any individual person. The ticket had been on the floor for a while as it has all sorts of dirty foot prints on the back.
@Kyeh @njfan I actually asked Target if there was a way to find the owner and they said no.
@Kidsandliz @njfan And if you’d left it there the next person who noticed it would have snatched it up, no question.
@Kidsandliz well, did you win?
@ironcheftoni Nope. So whomever bought $10 worth of tickets lost either way you look at it. Not to mention the odds of winning are so low that nearly every ticket out there is a loser.
@ironcheftoni @Kidsandliz Nice!
@ironcheftoni @njfan
/giphy goat is a loser
@ironcheftoni @njfan and so is giphy LOL
Touché meh. You called me out for my years of insisting I don’t have feelings.
@njfan
/giphy karma
I find this mildly offensive.
Bought it anyway. Thank you Slickdeals.
Blame. Where the fuck did this thread go?
And who is the scapegoat this month again?
@mike808 if we find said person, let’s you and me kick their butt!!!
Amazon has a book about the heartwarming friendship of a tow truck named Hookers and a snowblower named Blow if anyone has a small child that enjoys bedtime stories.
@sammydog01
Still getting mileage out of the Samuel L Jackson reading of Go To Sleep.
@sammydog01 @pocketbrain I’ve heard both hookers and blow can both be literally heartwarming.
Unblame - I drove 57S and then 55S shortly before the tornadoes crossed in that general area. Tornado watches and then warnings on the radio as I was driving home. At the time winds were high and wind gusts were blowing us around the highway lanes. At the time I was more worried about trucks that being blown around and being too close to them at the time than exactly where the storm was as I didn’t know how close I had been to the storm line since I didn’t know where those cities were.
@Kidsandliz Wow. You really dodged the bullet(s)!
@Kidsandliz @Kyeh no, (s)he dodged a tornado.
@Kyeh @njfan Actually about 7 or 8ish years ago I dodged one where I actually looked out the car window and saw it. It came damn close, no way to drive south away from it (golf course in the way) where I was and as the wind picked up tree limbs were falling on the street. When I lived in OK the Moore one originally had been aimed at us and veered at the last minute.
Some years after I left that area I saw a map of a tornado that went through Norman and the path went through two houses away from where I lived. Had I still lived there I am sure I would have had damage. I prefer hurricanes to tornadoes as at least you can run away from hurricanes even though the damage is more wide spread from a hurricane.
I didn’t realize how on edge I was every time a storm came through until I moved to Idaho where there are rarely thunder storms (well except they had one with hail a week after I moved there and my department accused me of bringing the storm with me LOL) and I finally relaxed about it. Now that I am back in tornado country I find I watch the sky again.
@Kidsandliz @njfan Yeeesh! My sister saw a tornado out the car window this past summer when we had one in the area - luckily it didn’t get close, but they seem so unpredictable.
Isn’t the December goat technically a Krampus?
@PocketBrain if my tongue were that long dot dot dot
/giphy disgusting
Full blame: They are rebuilding part of the ventilation system here at work and there are constant banging, sawing, grinding noises, along with the “beep beep beep!” of the scissor-lift moving and of course all the fiberglass and foam insulation scraps and dust blowing around.
THANKS, @njfan! Thanks for the added fun to the already fun that was work.
@PocketBrain you’re welcome!
/giphy high five!
@PocketBrain Now there’s an air compressor and pneumatic tools.
blame - I hate dealing with mortgage companies.
I paid off my initial mortgage in October (much rejoicing!)
However, I am in the process of doing non-glamorous but necessary repairs to the place, foundation and sewer line replacement (Welcome to life in North Texas.) so applying for a home equity loan for about 1/4 of the current value of my home. Throughout the loan process, I have told them this is why I’m getting the loan. Now, it’s gone to the final processor, who apparently doesn’t talk to anyone else. The pencil pushing little dweeb says the loan is not approved until the foundation is repaired.
/giphy head desk
@ironcheftoni Get another broker. Rates are the lowest in 40 years.
@ironcheftoni Right. Like you can do that without a loan. Sheesh.
@mike808 I’m about to unless they get it approved by the end of the week.
Unblame. Electronic sign on the highway
Santa says
Slow your sled.
@Kidsandliz was the highway in Nebraska because that was corny.
@njfan Another one yesterday - Only Santa’s sled should be lit.
Got stuff bought, wrapped, cookies baked, and finally all taped up in boxes to ship. Just need to buy and print out labels.
Got 3 done then UPS decided I was a security risk. WTF? SECURITY RISK? I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW YOU UPS FUCKERS THAT THE USPS WILL HAPPILY TAKE MY MONEY FOR LABELS. THEY MAY NOT DELIVER THE PACKAGES BUT I NO LONGER CARE.
HO HO FUCKING HO
I need some eggnog.
@sammydog01 So is that a BLAME or UNBLAME?
@compunaut It’s done and my headache is gone, so today it’s an unblame.
@compunaut @sammydog01 blame accepted but in defense of myself and the rest of mankind, human goodness w/o the expectation of reciprocity raises an eyebrow.
blame - I’ve been having what I call “worrymares” lately. They’re not nightmares, but they’re anxiety inducing dreams and I’ve had them since middle school (hence the stupid middle-school name I gave them). I’ve started writing down the ones I remember to try to get a theme for them. So far it’s just … anxiety.
UNBLAME - christmas greetings to the geeks and non-geeks amongst us…
@Kidsandliz best yule log!
Unblame that this exists.
BLAME !!! So there was a notice on our doors this morning (Thursday) that there will be no hot water in the building until Tuesday night at the earliest. FUCK!!! I took a shower this evening in freezing cold water (no bath tub so had to use the shower) and boiled water to do dishes that had sat in the sink for about 4 or 5 days and counting (I guess I shouldn’t have procrastinated - still blaming the goat though).
So in the last 12 months we’ve had around 50 days of no water at all, another 3 or 4 weeks total where we couldn’t drink it, and now (although this is not the city’s fault like the other two problems) no hot water for 6 days. I hate this third world country that is surrounded by the U S of A!!!
@Kidsandliz I accept blame but you probably have a lot of attractive people in your building. Cold showers will help avoid a surprise in nine months.
BLAME - the criminals are loose in the neighborhood. Again. At 5am I get a call from my neighbor that the cops are around my car in the parking lot (apt building). I look out the stairwell window and they are shinning a light under my car. I went downstairs. Many cop cars. They took away 2 guys in handcuffs. I asked (after those guys were in a cop car and those two cars had left) the remaining cops (3 cars still remained) what they were doing up by my car and what was going on. That question was deflected. So I called a news station to let them know there was a possible news story. If it was anything interesting I guess I’ll find out on the news today sometime.
Until I lived here I was not used to hearing gun shots on a regular basis, homeless accosting us in the parking lot (they beg 2 blocks away at the highway entrances), cars being stolen or catalytic converters being stolen on a regular basis anywhere around where I lived (landlord says, “What goes on in the parking lot is not our problem. That is what you have insurance for.” Umm they own the parking lot, all the lights in the parking lot are out but one there now…)… blah blah blah shitty neighborhood problems. Location is great with respect to when you have to go anywhere but the neighborhood sucks bricks.
UNBLAME!!! Today (Wednesday) we finally have hot water again! Yea!!! (although still Blame as it took them 7 days).
Blame! We’ve been getting really high winds all day, and some grass fires have started in the surrounding areas. One nearby town is on evacuation notice, and people on Nextdoor are posting about downed trees and fences, and car windows blowing out! The power keeps going on and off too.
Oh, no - some houses have now started burning down - the winds are fanning the flames and the firefighters just can’t get ahead of them.
@Kyeh Yikes!!! How close to you is this disaster? How much at risk is where you live at this point in time?
@Kidsandliz I’m not in the immediate vicinity, but entire neighborhoods less than an hour away have been destroyed. The flames have moved so fast! It’s crazy, I had planned to drive to a couple of shopping centers right in that area today. I just heard that a Target store in one of those centers has burned down. They said that downed power lines started the fires. So scary - if the winds continue there could be more fires tonight. They’re showing them on TV right now and they’re huge and raging.
@Kyeh While this is tragic for everyone, I sure hope the fires don’t head your direction.
@Kidsandliz Thank you … me too.
@Kyeh @Kyeh my husband went to get the mail, which is two and a half miles from our house, and this is the view from our mailbox. It’s far away, but still scares the hell out of me.
@Kidsandliz @Kyeh stay safe my friend. Hoping the dire fighters can get ahead of the spread before too long
@Kidsandliz @tinamarie1974 Thanks! The winds has finally diminished, which is a relief for my area, but watching the news is sad; so many houses are just wiped out.
@Pony OMG - you’ve really got a clear view of it! I can’t see any of it from my house, but I’ve been glued to the TV watching it all. I really hope it’s winding down now.
@Kyeh I hope so too. I wish the snow would get here to help dampen things down. It’s still crazy gusty up here in the hills, but a little less so than earlier. The wind tore the hood off my husband’s huge old truck, (it wasn’t latched) sailed it about 50 feet and dropped it near my truck. Glad it didn’t land on it. That thing has to weigh 50 pounds. Yikes.
@Pony Whoa! Yes, that snow can’t get here soon enough! Someone on Nextdoor said that the Costco at Superior has burned down. As well as around 600 houses so far.
@Kyeh I can hardly stand to check the news. Last time I looked there were no reported fatalities, but I can’t help but think of all the animals… both pets and wild critters. Having a hard time not crying.
@Pony I have shed a few tears, myself. Really terrible.
@Kyeh @Pony How are the two of you this morning? And is it any closer to either of you?
@Kidsandliz @Pony It seems to be out; I haven’t checked the news yet. Thanks for asking.
@Kyeh @Pony
I’m not trying to downplay the situation by any means. Just wanted to say that the photo is a very cool photo, it’s nicely captures the situation at hand.
@Kyeh @Pony @Star2236
Glad you are safe. I can well remember the chinook winds blowing out of the foothills in late Dec to mid Feb when I was at CU. Those are some SERIOUS winds!
@chienfou @Kyeh @Pony
Yes very glad you are safe! I spent hours today watching news/people footage of the winds/fire and couldn’t believe what i saw. It was very crazy and surreal. I hope you/home continue to be in a safe place from all that’s going on.
@chienfou @Pony @Star2236
Thanks! We’re getting a lot of snow now so that should help. I just hope we get a whole lot of ongoing precipitation to keep it all from happening again!