Show yourselves!

@mfladd Chicken. Pics or you didn't happen.

@Teripie CTHULHU! I bow before you greatness! (except for the fact you are a dolphins fan)

@Teripie Cousin It? is that you?

@carl669 I've been getting that all my life.........sniff.
Seriously, wouldn't this make a kickass driver's license photo?

@Teripie That is such an awesome pic, every time I look at the thread I laugh...thanks.

@Teripie

let the subjugation begin!

@Starblind professional head shot for your pending movie/tv career?

@carl669 Nah, that's the shot for his romance novel book cover.

@Starblind
swoon

@carl669 Nah, just looking dreamy for OKCupid. Although if the casting people from The Amazing Race happen to stumble across this thread, I'm totally up for it.

@Starblind
Scary similar. But can you sing and curl your lip ?

@Starblind

i-intense…

@jaremelz nice pic! the reflection makes it look like you have cat eyes. and thanks for not flicking us off. although, with this crowd, it's more like a sentiment of acceptance.

@carl669 Thanks! I definitely flip off almost as much with love as I do disdain.

@jaremelz Hey, LL Cool J - this ain't a rap battle, get your hand off your crotch.

@mfladd Haha, don't make me break out the Brady in here bitch.

@mfladd what if she really had to pee?

@Thumperchick then she should have gone before the Pee Diddy pic.

@Thumperchick More like, at my height I needed a counter balance. But I laughed out loud at this and my cat jumped.

@jaremelz 👀

@Lotsofgoats Yes?

@jaremelz nuthin nvmd

@Lotsofgoats I'm just messin' with you :)

@jaremelz Any one ever tell you that you should model? I'm dead serious on this.

@LaVikinga Thanks, but I'm a bit long in the tooth for that these days, although this pic is recent. I did a couple things locally, back in the early 90s. Oh man, now I feel old!

@jaremelz Your experience shows!

@LaVikinga Haha, no way, that's just me trying to take take a picture because I didn't have a full length mirror. I hit the button too soon and voila, accidentally awesome (for once) picture!

@jaremelz I knew your pic (eyes) reminded me of something, or someone...

Don't Eat Me!

@mfladd You're safe. Old meat is too tough.

@jaremelz Ouch...you are just a mean old goat!

@mfladd Looking at yourself in the mirror yet again, I see.

@mfladd thanks for posting the LL Cool J video. the boy thoroughly enjoyed it.

@carl669 OMG...that is awesome!!!!!! He is so cute!

@jaremelz check this out. Little Carl loves you.

Your house looks like mine with toys everywhere! While we don't want them to grow up - don't you somehow wish for the space back? :)

Thanks for posting this - makes me smile!

@carl669 How on earth did I miss this? He's so freaking adorable. That little foot owie moment, my heart can't take the cute. Can you tell I sometimes want my tiny kids back? Just kidding, they're awesome at every stage. Thanks for posting this!

@jaremelz @mfladd thanks! he really does have a blast dancing to all sorts of music! hmm... maybe i should try a little Weird Al on him. get them hooked early, that's the motto right? or, maybe that's just for drug dealers. either way, even though the next stage will still be fun, i know i'm going to miss this stage as he grows older.

@carl669 Music, helluva lot better of a drug. You must start him on Weird Al! My youngest would lose his mind over Black Eyed Peas when he was that age. Boom boom pow, 24-7. I used to have a video, I'll try to find it.

@jaremelz yep. when he was 5 months old, i used Macklemore's Thrift shop to get him to go to sleep. currently, his favorite tune is by Pueblo Cafe.

i was watching Idiocracy and a clip of this song came on and he just started dancing. he's also a big fan of Black Eyed Peas - Bebot. it must be the Filipino part of him shining through.

@KittySprinkles

sprinkles made out of kitty, or a kitty made out of sprinkles?

@matthew Did you feel the urge to stick your hand in it and make it talk?

I felt a healthy aversion to getting my hand caught in it

@matthew love it. don't think i could ever catch a fish to save my life though. i just don't have the patience.

@matthew That would look much better with a Stickup bluetooth speaker on the side of it.

@matthew Btw, what the hell is that, a muskie? (I'm not exactly a fisherman.)

@cinoclav You got it, it's a tiger muskie, a sterile hybrid of the muskellunge and northern pike.

@matthew did it taste good or was it catch and release day?

In Washington lakes, tiger muskies must effectively all be released. Your daily bag limit is one (1) fish, and it must be over 50 inches. Which, you know, if you land one that size, sure, keep it -- and call the papers.

Like here’s a 50-incher:
(Missing photo from the Internet)

@matthew -
Calls for a revised adage:
"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a year . . . "

@matthew nice bass!

@matthew @RiotDemon
In Missouri, it’s all about crappie fishing.

@matthew @RiotDemon It’s all about that bass!

@matthew

that looks like fun!

@becca please tell me you built a snow fort/castle.

@becca Love the BRUINS hat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@carl669 the whole city pretty much was one! but it wasn't great building snow (very light and fluffy - which would have made for easy shoveling if we didn't have so many feet of it)

@becca Good lord, I hope my eldest doesn't see this. Forget naming the dog Tuukka. I'm worried that's what she'll name the first grandchild (if there ever is one).

@becca As a fellow masshole, I approve. Can't wait for B's to start back up.

@becca

brrr looks so cold there!

@cinoclav that first pic kind of looks like you're eyeballing your wife to make sure she doesn't come after you with a bat for buying more speakers.

@carl669 She's only a girlfriend. She can't tell me what to do! (Oh God, please don't let her read this.)

@cinoclav ^^^ Like to live dangerously, do ya? Because that's exactly how to live dangerously.

@LaVikinga She's rather computer illiterate. Both a blessing and a curse.

@cinoclav

you can never have enough speakers…

@halfling Now trying to figure out how to replace my drivers license photo with this…

anyone else just have the Jaws theme go their head?

@carl669 That’s me in the blue on the right.

(dead dropbox link)

@carl669 or OPEN WATER, but let me help with the Jaws part.

@Bogie

@Bogie maybe we need a scuba.horse forum. No photobomb from the sharks in this one.

@Bogie

plz don’t get eaten by sharks

@jqubed Looks a bit stuffy in there!

@jqubed

go-karts are fun but please be safe!!

@Teripie

i relate strongly to whatever emotion this is…

@darkzrobe original squatty potty?

@chienfou yes, our the cement version

@darkzrobe and here is a porcelain version… from the top of the dome of St. Peter’s Cathedral in Rome.

@Pony What's going on with the mask? Doing better now I hope!

@jqubed It's airway meds in vapor form. And I am doing better, thank you- the pneumonia that had me in the hospital is gone now. I have emphysema, but with meds and home oxygen it should be manageable.

I really need to mod the neb mask to look like something from Fury Road.

@Pony

@JonT Maybe something a wee bit more subtle... heh.

@JonT Kinda have the feeling I know why she's having breathing issues. All that weight on her chest...

@Pony I always tell kids in the ER it’s a jet fighter pilot mask…

@Pony

glad you’re feeling better! hope you feel even more-so now that its been a while!

@halfling Awww! That’s adorbs- thank you!

@christinewas Absolutely spectacular.

@christinewas Oh man, I should have said you are outta this world! Sheesh, I need some sleep.

@jaremelz We can pretend the first one never happened. Thanks, either way.

@christinewas stunning!!

@christinewas Thanks, but they both apply, gotta go with both my replies. I love that outfit.

@christinewas This is what I'd call a timeless outfit.

Can't wait for the 19th!

@christinewas i gished this year too!

@hallmike uuum...that is a Manta Ray

@mfladd yes, but I meant the thing on her shoulder

@hallmike yup, glasses required for the old folks...sweeeeeet!

@mfladd please re-post that picture… pretty please…??

@sohmageek Well hiya, goat, you're looking sharp!

@sohmageek

@jaremelz Thank you! @foxborn Bowties were cool before the doctor. :) But they can't be clip ons, or the ones to just pop on... gotta tie them yourself. Also it's hard to find good bowties. Also the baby hand was from Osh Kosh.... I used to work there...

@Foxborn Heh… I found one where I was cosplaying a certain someone… the wife is in it too… and Twilight Sparkle!

@Barney @sohmageek found your soulmate!

@carl669 Um, only in my nightmares.

@zdunklee

@kalira i know! it seems like i just announced him being born.

@kalira @carl669 I love seeing stuff like this! I'm a sucker for long-term internet friendship. 😊

@kalira KAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@DaveInSoCal DISC! :D Y u abandon us 4 ur wifey? ;_;

@kalira I kept forgetting the info I needed to access the chat and finally gave up. :) Wait. Is this your first meh forum post or have I somehow missed them all over the past year+?

@kalira Long time no see!

@DaveInSoCal I haven't posted much, mostly 'cause I'm too lazy to log in. And I'm bad about keeping up with forums. This one is not exactly my favorite format... my feeble little brain can't always make sense of it.

@SSteve Nice! Do you mostly play jazz?

@luvche21 I was solely rock-n-roll for a few decades. I was the rare breed of rock bass player who could read music. Seven years ago I started playing in musicals which has been a blast and has gotten my reading chops back in shape. Four years ago I started playing upright. Two years ago I started playing in a big band and now I play in a couple informal jazz combos. My jazz chops are rudimentary at best. My next step will be to take some lessons from a jazz bass player.

@luvche21 Here's one from my previous natural habitat:
(Shamelessly pandering for a "like" from Gruber. And I got it!)

@SSteve You've got quite the history! I saw the upright in the pit for the musical and assumed you would have been mainly jazz.

Jazz bassists are sure talented, good luck getting your chops built there! I love listening to jazz piano with bass and light drums (Bill Evans, etc), the bass add such a color to the ensemble. I'm mostly a saxophonist though.

Can I ask what groups you played in? Any that I might recognize?

@SSteve Victor Wooten? Or the guy from Medeski Martin and Wood?

@luvche21 The band above is The Universal Steve (because all four members are named Steve). Highly unlikely you would have heard of us unless you lived in Sacramento/Davis. Both of our albums have one review on Amazon (five stars each!).

http://smile.amazon.com/E-Pluribus-Esteban-Universal-Steve/dp/B0002XL216

http://smile.amazon.com/Ryer-Island-Universal-Steve/dp/B003AXDTAM

@SSteve If you ever have interest in jazz guitar, I recommend this teacher in Rohnert Park.

@SSteve it's one of my dreams to be in an old-man jam/cover band (not that I'm saying you're in one of those).

@SSteve Thanks for sharing! Nice to hear another Mehrican's work, sounds great!

@smigit2002 We're better than family.

@smigit2002 Congratulations! And thanks for sharing it with us!

@jqubed Yeah because we can be as weird as we want and never have to look at each other across the table at Thanksgiving.

@smigit2002 - Really nice! This picture might be too good for us.

@smigit2002 That bouquet even has Queen Anne's Lace! Gorgeous. (Don't care if it is a weed. I love it.)

@smigit2002 Your tie and her flowers both look awesome. Also, the beard is exceptionally well-groomed. Nicely done, sir.

@KDemo @jaremelz @jqubed Aw, thanks you guys!

@LaVikinga Yeah, she spent a lot of time into putting it together, glad you like it!

@DaveInSoCal God, I can't tell you how many ties I went through to find that, glad you like it! I had to do my beard special for this, usually it's quite unruly!

@LaVikinga Always looking like a Viking Princess! But who is your friend, looking over your right shoulder? Is that an African Water Buffalo?

@mfladd Bite your tongue! CAPE Buffalo! Big difference. The Cape Buff always looks at you like you owe him money and wants to kill you because you're REALLY LATE with it, too.

@LaVikinga just fyi, your picture got hosed.

@carl669 what the hell is up with that? That's strange.

@carl669 More like it probably self-destructed. ;) I brainfarted & used a temporary image hosting site. I'll repost it in a bit. Sorry.

@LaVikinga what site did you use?

@cengland0 how do you even work a camera with wings though

anyone else see a resemblance?

(dead link)

@cengland0 You are the duck whisperer. We have ducks that come knocking at our front door for handouts, but they've never let us get this close.

@LaVikinga I raised a lot of ducks and several of them from eggs that I incubated. All of them eventually make it to the lake and I still visit them. I think they remember me because they come right up and let me feed them. They eat right out of my hands. They don't all let me pet or pick them up though.

Here is one of the female ducks I raised with several of her babies on my patio.

@cengland0 Does that make you the goose in this child's game?

@cengland0 MUSCOVY!!!!!! I love them! I really want to raise some!

@chellemonkey How did you know that was a muscovy? They are actually rare ducks native to Mexico, Central and South America, and South Texas.

@cengland0 My parents recently bought a farm and I was looking into different breeds of chickens and some people also raise ducks and this was one of the breeds people were recommending. They are interesting because they are more related to wood ducks than mallards and can be raised in the same coop as chickens quite easily. They are good mothers and will raise pretty much any eggs. I was planning on getting some this summer but things didn't work out so I am still looking forward to getting some.

@cengland0 Are they rare? That's all we seem to have around our neighborhood these days. (They are almost as bossy as the Canadian Geese.)
My husband despises them. He swears they are interbreeding with other ducks. In fact, I tease him about his hate & call him a "duck racist."

@LaVikinga Perhaps I should have said they "should be" rare. The feral ones have overpopulated Florida. Is that where you are from by any chance?

@cengland0 Welcome to Florida where we bask in the weirdness along with the sunshine, and like to play games such as "Is It Florida, or Is It Germany?" and "Spot The Florida Man."

@cengland0

@Lotsofgoats

@hollboll alright. who made this gif? i want one!

@carl669 that'd be the talented @medz

@cinoclav yeah. all these people look much more normal than i expected.

@carl669 That's the trick, looking normal enough to fool people.

@carl669 Yet by reading all their posts for so long, we know looks are obviously deceiving.

@cinoclav That's because some of us still haven't posted.

@cinoclav I'm surprised by how good looking almost all the mehmbers are!

@kadagan I'm not sure why it amuses me so much, but I keep laughing at "almost all".

@kadagan @christinewas Seriously - Everyone that posted their picture is now looking back over them all, asking themselves, "Is it me???"

@christinewas LOL.. I could have said "all", but I didn't want to scroll through everything again to fact check ;)

@jjohns71 Nice! So you are basically saying one of your parents was a Sea Urchin.

@jjohns71 Your beard looks like one of the rendering errors that Pixar puts in the DVD special features.

@jjohns71 are those spaghetti noodles?

@jjohns71 A living game of Kerplunk!

@jjohns71 Were you involved in a near-tragedy at a pasta factory?

@brhfl THANK YOU! I knew the beard reminded me of something from childhood.

@LaVikinga Googling it to make sure I had the name right made me discover that people have turned it into a lawn game, which is pretty amazing:

@brhfl I wish to modify that with water balloons and spikes on the bottom.

@brhfl that’s just a big version of Kerplunk!

@darkzrobe

@jqubed I think I am going to build this with chicken wire. I have everything pretty well planned out but I dont know what I want to use for the sticks that would be strong enough to hold the water.

@darkzrobe PVC pipe from home depot. Or your neighbors plumbing.

@DaveInSoCal Might be too thick. I just realized I need to reinforce the chicken wire :(

@darkzrobe Ah, definitely need to reinforce wire. Home Depot has 1/2" PVC pipe for $2.03 in 10' lengths.

@brhfl That is brilliant!
@darkzrobe I want to come play in your back yard!

@darkzrobe wooden dowels.

@DaveInSoCal So, did you eat it or put it on a leash?
(Look at your shadow! You got lobstah hands!)

@LaVikinga So delicious! It was a 12 pounder.

@DaveInSoCal Is that one of those rare Manhattan Beach lobsters?

@DaveInSoCal being a New Englander, all I can say is AWESOME!

@SSteve There's an asian market (99 Ranch) that has jumbo lobster for $5.99-$12.99/lb (depending on the season). We usually pick up 20-25 lbs when they're < $8/lb.

@mfladd :)

@DaveInSoCal and BTW, because of your love of "lobstah" (still jealous of that pic) I will no longer give you Westie shit, you are an Eastie where it counts :)

@mfladd GO SOX! GO PATS!

@DaveInSoCal I LOVE 99 ranch. I also enjoy Seafood City. Yay socal.

@connorbush H Mart is like an upper class 99. I've never been in Seafood City so will have to check it out. I work in Mira Mesa so am close to all these awesome places!

@DaveInSoCal H Mart looks exciting! Here is a link to socal seafood cities: http://seafoodcity.com/html/losAngeles.html

@connorbush

er.. h mart

@Keyeno I like where this is headed.

@Keyeno I love the purple hair!

I love purple.

@Keyeno

this thread brought out the elusive @CowboyDann! i feel so honored!

@carl669 life gets in the way sometimes. I check a lot more than I post on. Sometimes you just get a case of typing up 3 paragraphs only to say "nobody wants to hear this" and delete it all. That or I'm responding 3 days after anything is relevant bumping old threads and i know how much everyone loves that

@CowboyDann - Your teeth are very white.

@KDemo Is that a new age way of saying "You got a purdy mouf" ?

@CowboyDann It is my job to bump threads. I have no malice aforethought it just happens. I guess the thread-bumping field is big enough for the both of us.

@connorbush Taken with my Pentax Q7. Photo credit: @connerbush

@connorbush Takes picture with a 12mp camera, posts a 180px image...

@darkzrobe quick and dirty forum post image hosting site. The image is actually a screen shot of a previous post then uploaded into another hosting site.

@connerbush Love you man... thanks for taking such great pics.

@galmaegi You're a lot shorter than I expected!

@jqubed Am I?

@galmaegi Oh, maybe @hollboll is a giant. Or your counters are really short.

@galmaegi still loving this image. in an incredibly non-creepy way.

@connorbush Thanks!

There was totally a cupcake battle.

@Thumperchick @Humper Who won?

@Thumperchick @Humper

@jqubed I did. I ended up with zero cupcake on me. It was magic. Also, my cupcakes were delicious.

@JonT

i think @JonT wins the internet for the day.

@Thumperchick Quick someone do a "what will their baby look like" mash-up of these two

Well, I'll never eat a cupcake with green frosting again. Thanks @JonT

@chellemonkey we did that and it creeped him out so bad. It's like, terrible photoshop meets uncanny valley... only worse.

@JonT Not Captain Picard to your left?

@LaVikinga That's my buddy Mamy! When I worked at Blizzard the proprietary software we used would abbreviate your name and that's what his was so I just called him that. Oh boy the stories I could tell you about that guy. He was a blast to have at parties and I'll never forget his writhing around on the floor during an overly-intense karaoke performance of Highway to the Dangerzone in a Buffalo Wild Wings. He was the best action figure poser I've ever seen, everyone would call him over to their desks to pose their collections. He also owned more collectibles and action figures than anyone I've ever known. He got me unlimited free booze at the company Christmas party because it was at the Disneyland Hotel and he knew the events coordinator. The first time I met him he was sitting next to and talking to a guy wearing a Pikachu onesie. That is all 100% true and accurate. That picture was actually taken on the Blizzard main campus in Irvine.

@JonT Again, you seem to be going way out of your league with your fiancée. 😜

@JonT @LaVikinga Apparently I missed out on a convention that I'm going to have to look for when they are next doing tours... Apparently in Ticonderoga they are filming new old star trek episodes... IT's fan made, with permission providing they don't make money on it, But they've rebuilt most of the original enterprise set... @Humper Any good beers out that way??? That I could definitely make a day trip of... :)

@JonT hi. miss you. k bye.

@dmlivezey as an aside, I used to have a DP Dough nearby and loved it. Mine had yummy calzones, great salads and my favorite flavor of Ben & Jerry's. I miss them.

@Thumperchick Which city?

@Lotsofgoats I feel like a Disturbed video is about to start playing or something...

@Pony because Disturbed is positively adorable, right?

right?

@Lotsofgoats

@Lotsofgoats In a badass kind of way, yes... :)

@jaremelz das me

@Lotsofgoats Wait, which one is you, the first pic or the one of the puss in boots? Are you telling me that you are just a harmless lil' thing? :l

@jaremelz how can I be harmful, I don't even have hair

@Lotsofgoats

Not about the hair, just about the harmful…

@jaremelz fite me m8

@Lotsofgoats boop

@jaremelz why are you wearing a kilt though

@Lotsofgoats Don't hate on my tartan.

@janetv So when you say "a few years back" you mean like 15 years ago? lol

@kadagan yep! I'm only 17! lies! Ok. It was like 25 years ago the last time I visited Korea-land. shame

@janetv Aww, adorable in both pics.

@cinoclav lots of thanks!

@medz I have to admit "Mrs. Robinson" played in my head a few times as I saw the photos.

@medz seriously. i'm waiting for someone to get asked out on a date.

@carl669 sorry, you're handsome, but I'm married

@carl669 asl tho

@matthew well, there go all my hopes and dreams. thanks for ruining my thursday.
@Lotsofgoats yes, i'm above sea level. why?

@Lotsofgoats I actually laughed out loud at this.

@medz akwardly says right after the teen post :)

@dmlivezey Nah, she says she's older so I'm totally safe and not weird at all. Good thing too, cuz she fine as hell.

@bakeyoural I love the pink happy shirt, covered in skulls.. lol

@kadagan And here I thought the black eye would make me appear badass. Not the skulls. Though admittedly, the black eye is less noticeable than I had hoped for Meh purposes.

@bakeyoural I can't see the black eye at all.. You look totally beautiful :) haha

@kadagan Aw, well heck. Thanks.

@bakeyoural Whoops, maybe I wasn't paying enough attention, but I'd always assumed you were a dude, I think because of seeing "Al" in your username!

@bakeyoural good grief........beautiful.

@Moose dad??

@Moose You're not an animal, you're a human being?

@Moose You looked a lot better back then!

@Moose I begin to see why no one ever goes to lunch with you.

@Moose You should sue your plastic surgeon for what he did to you.

@cinoclav You should of seen him before...

@MrMark That's what I meant, the 'before' picture above versus now.

@cinoclav

@Moose The neural network finds your inner beauty...

@Moose You know, I'm a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump.

@Moose

@The_Baron one of the best of all time.

@Veloslave What hump?

@editorkid Wait, which one are you?

@editorkid wait a minute, you're not a kid at all!

@JonT Well, I was, back when typewriters roamed the earth. (I kind of figure they're next for a comeback after everyone has a turntable...)

@editorkid http://www.usbtypewriter.com I'd love one! :) Yet I'm a little Quirky... I learned to type on buckling spring IBM Model F AT keyboard. That and Apple II...

@MEHcus Where's the Apple watch? I see the phone... looks like a iPhone 6, I'm thinking gold... But I can't tell much... it's a little grainy...

@sohmageek Negative, it's a white 5s. Normal watch for me, don't need all that gadget stuff

@MEHcus Damn, dude.

@capguncowboy OMG, the elusive Cap! Great looking family, my friend! :)

@capguncowboy where's your hat ? where's your horse ? Oh wait, you have to leave that in front of the supermarket because quarters and electricity.
Nice looking family all the same ! : )

@Lotsofgoats i'm slowly turning meh into a dating forum (project code name Tartar Sauce). but shh, don't tell anyone. or the haunted baby will get you.

@carl669 You know you used an anti-cruelty to children poster, right? just say'in.

But if this beautiful child is truly haunted, it is the SPAWN of @jaremelz!

@carl669

@Lotsofgoats you mean people found flattering pictures to share on the internet? Why wouldn't they share the horrid pictures their friends tag them in?

@Thumperchick more like grumperchick

Hmmm, if that’s the case, come take a little walk with me @mfladd . Just to the end of this dock. Maybe a few steps past.

@carl669 Buuuuuttt the majority of people posting in here appear to be "taken" already...

@jqubed who are we to stop internet romance?

@jqubed Isn't that what the internet is for? Besides, Ashley Madison needs some competition.

@carl669 @jqubed Oh, I'd totally dump the gf for the ladies of meh.

@cinoclav don't let her ever see this comment.

@carl669 Or... should I?

@cinoclav @carl669 But they basically all seem taken, either from their post in this thread or something they've said elsewhere. Only ladies I have no idea about are @Keyeno and @shells, and I wouldn't at all be surprised if they're taken too. Unless Carl's still going for that Ashley Madison thing...

@jqubed Ashley Mehdison?

Wow, I guess I'm up too late; I basically already made that post. Goodnight everybody!

So, instead of Tinder's Like and Nope button.
It'll either be a Star or Meh face.

@Trillian Yes but you have a sweet neckbeard on the pancake and that's all that matters.

@readnj awesome! how long you been doing this?

@carl669 Crewing about 8 years, SP for 3 or so.

@nhbillups I still gave you a star.

@nhbillups Check out the Meh style guide for posting tips:

https://meh.com/forum/topics/meh-style-guide-learn-how-to-post-good

(I don't konw how to do HyperLinks here - maybe I should read the guide too)

@DMlivezey As you probably figured out, links appear automagically if the mehdown preprocessor interprets them as links. If you want to pretty them up, fall back to standard markdown
[display text](http://www.url.com)

@brhfl let's try this
display text

@DMlivezey @brhfl maybe i was being too literal?

But I suppose you want to see my face, too, so here’s me and my lady at the American Gothic house:

And I guess a non-silly picture

@sohmageek I've both loved and been put off by this thread. I love seeing everyone's faces, but when they conflict with what I expected, it's weird as heck.

@jaremelz @sohmageek I'd like to apologize for not actually being a capgun wielding 6-year-old. I'll go sit in the corner now.

@capguncowboy You forgot cowboy. Everything I believed in was a lie.

@jaremelz I'm not actually a large collection of ruminants, sry

on the plus side you can print out half of my face and throw darts at it now

@sohmageek @jaremelz i’d also like to apologize in case you thought i was any of these Carls:

@carl669 you ruined my fantasy. I always pictured you like this.....

Thanks for taking this away from me :/

@mfladd there's no way i'd ever carry that much bread around.

@Lotsofgoats I fixed it for you

@carl669 But can you stay in the house, are you not The Great Destroyer, and have you found any extra-terrestrial life? Enquiring minds want to know.

@jaremelz of course i can't stay in the house. i am the Great Destroyer, but only for certain aspects of my life. and finally, i did find extraterrestrial life. i just played euchre with them last week. it's very challenging when they're telepathic. and finally, i do like eating hands. in case you're not familiar with that last reference:

@carl669 I would of guessed the last one. (llama carl)

@ceagee i would have never known about it but @lichme pointed it out to me a while back.

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICH!!

@carl669 Caaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrllllllll!

@jaremelz I'm really bad at determining gender online without pretty obvious signs, like when someone says "I have an awesome vagina" or "i got kicked in the balls". Yet, I assign gender in my head and am so wrong a lot of the time. So that's always

@cation sort of like dogs are ‘he’ and cats are ‘she’… guess that’s true in MY head because the ones I have owned all actually were… which for some reason seems weird now.

@vampje Cool!

@CaffeineGuy image didn't make it. Use imgur, it's your friend here.
http://imgur.com/

Thanks "mod edit";My first image posted to a forum in a while, was just getting the link right!

@CaffeineGuy I still don't see it

@jqubed Must not have access to dropbox; I'll make an imgur account one of these days.

@CaffeineGuy You actually don't need one to upload; it just gives extra benefits.

@CaffeineGuy or you can use http://tinypic.com w/o an account. and it makes it forum size. But someone posted while I was checking the url and yes, you can use imgur w/o acct. too.
If I can do it.... well let's just say I am "slightly" tech challenged.

@caffeineguy @ceagee Or facebook... The URLs don't look like they will work, but they do.

@sohmageek @caffeineguy @ceagee apparently you can piggyback twitter image URLs as well.

@CaffeineGuy Definitely go with imgur or similar. The forums like short, simple urls that end in the file extension. You don't even have to try with those - just copy/paste the url into the text box and poof - it just works.