Scavenger hunt:: old goats have come to say Bleat!

@sohmageek little brown goat is sad that he didn't get to participate in @marklog 's dog-fun-time-game

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Brown Goat: "Freakin' jerks, you'd think they'd give me a stool or something, but noooooooooooo! I gotta wait for everyone else to eat and drop food so I can have the slimy leftovers." @mfladd

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Brown goat - @Lisaviolet - "Look at all this hay - think I could make meh a birthday card with this!"

@sohmageek Little brown goat-@sohmageek "Oh man, I keep eating and eating this shit but I can't the taste of Zima out of my mouth!"

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Black goat - @Pavlov - We're in the dark.

@sohmageek Little brown goat: "I'm so embarrassed that my mom is so fat."

@sohmageek brown goat- I wonder if I can dig my way outta here, they have kid-sized rides out there!

@sohmageek Little black @Thumperchick sat down in disgust as she muttered to herself, "I told them to email customer support about that broken wagon handle but they just won't listen"

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Black w/white spot: "Frank, stop fucking with the wagon. You can take it across the bridge all you want, but that troll is never going to come out."
Black: "Whatever, @carl669. I'm going to get that troll to come out."
Black w/white spot: "Fuck you Frank."

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Nearest black goat - @Starblind - "Where did that Tiny Tub Mummy get to now?"

@sohmageek Front Goat: "I swear to you I am going to find some P-U-R-P-L-E around here somewhere" @barney Back Goat: "Fuck You Barney" @carl669

@sohmageek Black goat on left, @marklog - "Hmm, that goat's butt looks intriguing, but I can't finger out why."

@sohmageek "I like purple" - @Barney

(Note: I was going to write more, and thought again that this is more likely what Barney would say... Especially when the topic of the blue bucket came up!)

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Grey/White: "OMG. Frank got the damned troll to come out." @Ryaneil

@sohmageek @joelmw had so much to say that you couldn't capture a picture with his mouth closed. "[this lengthy quote has been removed to prevent forum lag]"

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Salt and pepper goat - @Narfcake - "Do you think my purple AA shirt goes with these boots?"

@Thumperchick

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Salt and pepper goat - @cengland0 - "Has anyone seen my salt lick?"

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Salt and pepper goat - @starblind - "Does anyone know if Irk would eat salt for breakfast?"

@sohmageek Salt & Pepa goat: "Push it! Push it good!"

@Teripie Ewwwwe. Baby, baby.....Push it real good!

Speckley goat, @Thumperchick - "Did I leave my broken record and random gif generator over there?"

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@joelmw: "and another thing . . . "

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Grey/White: "Are my dogs stuck together?" @marklog

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Black & white thoughtful goat head - @Sohmageek - "Think I'll get some beer. Maybe ale, or - IPA, Wait, I can make it a contest!"

@sohmageek Gray and white goat: "I requested percale and they gave me wood chips!"

@sohmageek Poor oreo colored goat @jont, "All of this being a meh employee has put me in a sad, depressing, lonely, contemplative but mostly depressed mood. I'll just sit here and look all glum and melancholy until someone notices me and gives me some food or something."

@juststephen I mean @narfcake, sigh. Brain farted.

@sohmageek Speckled mop-top goat, only one pictured, @BillLehecka - "All those 'Ask A Goat Anything' entries in my journal, and no one ever asked how I was..not..sniff..once."

@sohmageek (only goat in picture) "I know I'm the goat but this post took it too far"

Speckled goat, only one pictured, @mfladd "When Tom Brady looks at the tv screen, it's like he's looking into my soul. When Tom Brady looks at the tv screen, it's like he's looking into my soul"

@jaremelz Ha! nice.

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Fawn: "I can't believe that they gave them a bridge. I didn't get a bridge in my starter kit." @cengland0

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White goat - @BillLehecka - "If you need me, I'll be taking a BATH".

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@carl669 "fuck off with the camera" seriously guys? I am trying to take a shit - so not cool!

@sohmageek Creamy colored @carl669 - "OK guys, I get it. For the record, the number of times I can tell you to fuck off is 1,845 before I land in the time out corner. Can I at least have my flask?"

@sohmageek @narfcake "No Goats" "No Shirts" "No Service".

@sohmageek This was the side I got more of...

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"Kiss this."

@sohmageek I keep going back and forth... is this @mfladd trying to moon me that I'm the new goat... or is he trying to get away from @marklog worried that he will think goat, Dog... meh. close enough...

@sohmageek If any of these are the goat I know best, it's this stubborn, brown one. I'm going to go with a direct quote (that barely makes sense) over something witty, though. Because this is @mfladd:

You "can kiss my Tom Brady's ass!"

@christinewas @sohmageek Ha! I always keep my butt to a corner when @marklog is around. His finger gives me the creeps.

@christinewas As much I hate to star the opposing team, that phrase still gets me every time

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Brown w/white: "That's right, twisted, you can kiss my goaty ass." @lisaviolet

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Brown goat butt - @Carl669 - "Fuck you!"

@stardate820926 Don't worry. Your team is getting plenty of stars back from me. You're all just too clever to ignore.

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Top shy goat - @Barney - "Does anyone here have some purple? I love purple. I need a purple fix. I'll come over and play if I can just have some purple."

@sohmageek Top picture, little brown @mfladd - "WHAT?! Did I just hear someone say that re-goating has been made legal?! Kiss my ass!"

@sohmageek First photo @lisaviolet "But I was just trying to help the poor lost soul out, woman to woman. Honest."

@sohmageek Brown goat: "If your taking head shots this is my good side."

@sohmageek This one reminds me of @marklog for some reason, but I just can't put my finger on it...

@sohmageek By the end of the abuse his goatdom brought , poor little white @mfladd was realizing the only one who'd ever kiss his ass would be he himself.

@sohmageek I actually think the one facing out is you and you are telling the other goat "I said no parenthesis" ;)

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Farthest goat - @Thumperchick - "No, you don't have to twist like that - just call @hollboll and @MEHcus, they'll straighten you out."

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White goat facing his own ass: "Has anyone ever told you that you talk a lot?" @joelmw
White goat facing the bridge: "..." @starblind

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Closer twisted goat - @mfladd - "No, I'm sure West is this way".

Front white, (identity protected): "No, really... I think something's stuck in there!"
Back white, @marklog: "I only service dogs."

@sohmageek @Barney consumes PURPLE foods and dyes just for this. (sorry @Barney)

@sohmageek back white, me: "what?? nobody invoked me today? fine! i'll kiss my own ass!"

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Twisty goat - @Thumperchick - "Follow me, we're all gonna be actors in an obscure goat game and I heard we get to kick someone to start it!"

@sohmageek I am just not very good at rules today.

@brhfl or you could always say it is @sohmageek's fault (rules and post). That's why there is a goat.

@mfladd Good call. What the fuck, @sohmageek?!

@brhfl I'm sorry I just think your string snapped when I tried to pull it a little too hard...

@sohmageek Ahem.....you're missing at least one....

@sohmageek are you sure you have enough mana to summon that many goats? I'm at the park with the little one, so I'll have to post when I get back.

@lisaviolet some of us just weren't memorable enough.

@cengland0 I guess not. Even with the list that was posted....

Me, you and @TaRDy.

@sohmageek are you crazy summoning this many ex-goats at once!?

@cengland0 @lisaviolet I got your goat back.

@sohmageek Sorry i am missing a few... @lisaviolet @cengan0 @tardy got me messed up with the entry that @tardy was a goat.. But I'm to blame :)

@sohmageek Ya, he just wanted screw up that pretty list to be shirk his future duties.

@mfladd And he did that well.

@lisaviolet he is an eel.

@sohmageek also your fault you misspelled @cengland0 in one of your posts above....not a good start, even if you are following up the easiest goat to follow, @mfladd

@TaRDy :( I'm sorry @cengland0 Juggling a cranky baby and trying to post fun things just for that you get 15 points for dealing with me... no not tardy.

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your time will come!

@TaRDy me so sad. First I'm completely forgotten, then the all-important "d" was taken from me. Boo! I mean Bleat...

@sohmageek You juggle your kid? Video or it didn't happen.

@lisaviolet :P Not actually juggling my son... Time juggling.

@lisaviolet @sohmageek lies like a goat. Here he is in the park. I called social services.

@mfladd I'd be cranky, too.

@mfladd I'm sorry I though you said sniffing... I'm really tired today... Still getting over a cold... :( I apologize to all goats that I messed up their names and/or forgot to tag them. I also apologize to @mehcus and @Moose for getting your teams a little screwed up... Points are coming up and I think I may just finish my puzzle for the morning, then head off to bed.

@sohmageek - What time in the morning can we expect the puzzle? Do I have to set my alarm? I'll change the baby for you if you want to sleep in a little.

@KDemo I'm thinking I'm going to try to sleep in, it may be almost noon :)

@sohmageek thank you! 3 am Pacific time is rough. But we will work with whatever we must and scavenge on!

@jaremelz So it just went live... I think I may have been running on Pacific time today.

@marklog Too many painful reminders?

@christinewas just concerned about being re-goated for his recent exploits.

@mfladd You're both good candidates, but would the community re-goat without re-goating the repetition goat?

@christinewas probably not with you, @jaremelz, @thismyusername, and @tardy in play.

@christinewas too many easy jokes.

@mfladd

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@marklog If anyone is going to benefit from the easy jokes, shouldn't it be you and your phenomenal team? Stars, Moosemate! STARS!

@Thumperchick I need a gif maker... I have a youtube video... But... I need someone to rip it and put words... Who does that again? :)

@sohmageek @medz.

@Thumperchick - You were a great and multifaceted goat, it's just that it was long ago, and memory fades . . .
I do seem to remember that you started a lot of threads - oh yes, we can add beer can chicken and llama gifs to your CV. ;-)

@sohmageek You can use https://imgflip.com/gifgenerator to make a gif out of a youtube clip. It even lets you put a caption on it under advanced options. (10 second limit for free) http://imgur.com/vidgif does it too, but don't remember about text one.

@Thumperchick No, nothing or no one could ever replace you. You are so much more than just a helpful Mehmber.

@Thumperchick No way would we even THINK of replacing you. Here, have a purple popsicle. Feel better?

Ha! I sort of unintentionally fished for compliments and got them. Thanks guys.

@Thumperchick now I feel bad for doing this...

@sohmageek The absolute sad irony... I just posted this to someone on mediocre.

@Thumperchick Now you have a gif if you want to be like that :)

@mfladd You're ugly!

@TaRDy ^ star! (it's that easy)
But for the points to count I think they have to be up in the goat section.

@mfladd Going through withdrawals already.

@mfladd Go ahead, bitch, go star that one ;)

"Trust me guys, I am a goat. Please don't tell @Marklog otherwise." -@TaRDy

@marklog @TaRDy is all yours!

@sohmageek Whoop! And look at you, adding it all up.

@sohmageek I had fun with this game.

@jaremelz I blame you for me taking so long

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@jaremelz I don't even know what to say to that

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@sohmageek @kdemo's 100 points were the only ones that weren't exciting. Apparently.

@christinewas yah. Sigh.

@KDemo @christinewas Remember it was all about popularity Plus I got to pick my favorite... so there were 2 picks per goat picture. I think only once I went with popular vote.

@sohmageek She just meant you gave everyone else an exclamation point.

@KDemo Sorry I didn't mean to not give an exclamation point! here's 2 !! 1 to make up, and I won't say it's @jaremelz fault... I'm better than... nope it's her fault.

@sohmageek Thanks!! I feel much more enthusiastic now!!

@sohmageek what? no points for my comment?