Rename the Fuko
30The Fukobukuro is dead, long live the Fukobukuro.
Help us find a new name for the Fuko - post your ideas (one per post), and vote on your favorites. We’ll be looking through these, as well as brainstorming ourselves and we’ll pick out a new name for our certain flavor of grab bag.
Whatcha got?
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Shit no one else wanted!
@sohmageek SNOEW
Bag of Crap?
@krdshrk Bag O’ Crap
@krdshrk @slp50 Bunch of Carrots
@krdshrk @slp50 @Stumpy91
Bandolier of Crumpets
@mike808 @slp50 @Stumpy91 Bandana of Charisma (+1)
Mehgasm
Pakalaki
The Fuck It.
Box of Mediocrity
@farfromfunny +1
@farfromfunny @gizmosprocket you missed out on an opportunity there… “Mehdiocre Box” or “Box of Mehdiocrity”
Goat Noms
Hoarder’s Delight
Sack of shit.
@narfcake shouldn’t that be “worthless sack of shit” ?
Meh-diocre Grab Bag
UnobtaniMeh
Box o’ Meh
@medz : Box O’ Meh Bullshit = BOMB
I would name it all of the Ames that OTHER site has used to stop bots. Bandolier of Carrots, Bunch of Corgis, etc
Box of children’s tears
@gwaki Box of liberals’ tears
@gwaki @mOONmOON Best gun lube ever
Bandolier of Carrots
Junk Drawer
Alas and fearful alak sack
Meh in a Box
Snapster Crap
@capguncowboy Or a Crapster Bag
@capguncowboy @RdiPr How about just SnapCrap
Ulysses S. Grantbags
Box of Random-Mehs (play on randomness)
Sad sack
A Mess Bag of Mehs
Cursed Purse! (Who doesn’t love a good curse with their junk?)
@aquastardreamer AHH, I’ve never thought I’d see this phrase come up organically! I made a terrible song about a cursed purse and I’ve never had a reason to bring it up before now!
@scorkla Aaahhhhhhhaaaahhhaaahhhaaaahhhaaaa :: cackles like a madman ::. THIS is AMAZING.
@aquastardreamer @scorkla Simply awesome. 5 stars
@aquastardreamer @scorkla you mean a-meh-zing!
@aquastardreamer You know that’s a very old euphemism for someone with venereal disease.
Sack of Crap! Rolls right off the…um…bum…
Sukaru! (Or Suckaroo)
Meh-stery Box (mystery box)
@medz a mystery box could be anything, it could even be a boat
Bandoleer of carrots.
Craperjack box…err…bag
Bandolier of Bunk (you know you want to sell B.O.B.s)
@jaybird Wouldn’t Bandolier Of Other Bunk be better?
@baqui63 @jaybird
Or Bunch Of Other Bunk Satchel
@baqui63 @jaybird @thejackalope I’d buy BOOBS (
forafriend)
Oscar’s Leftovers
Biñata
@Cloudscout Meh-ñata
“Likely Broken Junk”
Re-meh-dee for sadness!
Sad Sack
@katbyter I was going to suggest that… guess you get a star instead!
@katbyter @smigit2002 It was already said up above.
@cinoclav @smigit2002 Neither of us saw it when we looked. Maybe it was an edit?
@katbyter @smigit2002 I’m pretty sure it was posted more than 5 minutes before your post. No big deal, we’re all just throwing stuff out there.
@cinoclav @katbyter @smigit2002 It is up there probably a dozen times at this point…
Live Laugh Love Grab Bag
BAG OF TRUMP
Funny, but no way am I going to want to see that name any more than I have to… (so no star for you!)
@haydesigner Just call it a bag of shit because that is what the Orange Skidmark and Malaria Trump are.
$5 bag with some free stuff included.
Shania Twain: Grab Bag
Motherfukubag
Mehtritus.
Why did I buy this? otherwise known as the bag of sadness
Donkey Donkey Donkey
You should call it the
Amehzon Prime bag
@imzwho …nice one…+++++ Meh u need to copyright this name now…Its yours to grab
Meh-nagerie
Stone Cold Steve Austin: The Bag
It’s a shame to see the Fuko go. When I went on vendor visits in Japan, I carried my old Fukobukuro bag with me and even showed it to them. They asked if I knew what it meant and I said that not only did I know what it meant, but that I was so confident in my product that I carried it in the unlucky bag. Helped a lot. Shame that I lost the bag in South Korea after a night of drinks with partners.
I’d go for the Bah Hum-Bag.
@RomSteady do you still do the Japan trips, but just lack the bag?
@SnakeJG Yes. My next trip should be early next year.
@RomSteady if you don’t get one this week, let me know and I’ll send you a bag. I’ve been really lucky and have a few.
@RomSteady Clearly that Fuko didn’t bring you enough bad luck if you remember it so fondly. Hopefully the one I’m sending you works as intended.
Thrift store sack
The Mehasure Chest of Sorrow
Mehscellaneous.
The Mehinator.
That way, whenever something Fuko-worthy comes up for sale, everyone can take turns thinking of pun variations of “It’ll be back”…
/image governator
Fukobukuro 2: Electric Bagaloo
@vinuash okay, I really liked this one
@vinuash yup. that got an audible chuckle!
@vinuash Change “Electric” to “Eclectic” and you have my vote
Turdobirdo
Crapsack
Sad Sack
or… Box-o-bleh!
Bag of false promise
@hems79 I would upvote this if meh weren’t so damn honest about how utterly useless the contents of the bags are.
Bag of Nope
Big ol’ Meh bag. BOMB.
@nolrak Perhaps this way, the authorities will intercept the box and blow it up, saving you the hassle of disposing of $5 worth of useless crap.
Grosseries
Bag of shit, or is that already taken?
eCommerce Ennui
Cornucopia of Sea Monkies
Damn, I knew that looked wrong.
Redo:
Cornucopia of Sea Monkeys
@kdemo Actually the original is funnier.
A 40 Degree Day
Caca case.
Bag of Regret
Scatbag
The Hum Drum
You did Asia - now how about Europe??
Réchauffé - French, past participle of réchauffer, to reheat, warm over
Another Man’s Treasure
@Felixmcbiggs Yes. Please. This has to be the new name.
@Felixmcbiggs Love it.
@Felixmcbiggs Not bad at all
Edit: Irk could get on board with this
@smigit2002 Irk loves booty
@medz “Swiggity swooty I’m coming for that booty” - Irk, presumably
@medz @smigit2002 So maybe Booty Bag, just for Irk
Totally not a box full of speaker docks or TNSD for short.
@Davidtrippy Box O’ Docks
There are plenty of decent options:
-Trash Bags
-Fail box in your mail box
-At least VMPs didn’t pay for shipping on this nonsense
-Sacks for Suckers
-Here, you throw this away
-Cornucrapia (you could even make the bags candy-corn colored! Everyone likes candy corn, right?? No one could possibly be sick of it)
@ranatalus I do like sacks for suckers
@ranatalus “Here, you throw this away” is the clear winner here
@ranatalus I want to like candy corn I really do!
@ranatalus i like sacks for suckers SOS
Texas Air
Box Of Original Blahs (BOOBs)
@badger65
Box of Origional Booty – Boobs, Butts, and pirates
The why did I buy this bag.
Satchel of Stuff
hazardous contents are flammable… and toxic.
“Bob”. Just call it Bob.
@eltzroth simple and to the point
@eltzroth Also is a recursive acronym for “Bag Of BOB”
@cl4rk3 @eltzroth BOBOB for short
Bag of hope (hopelessness)
Box of Arbitrary Rubbish (BOAR)
Bucket of bleh!
Schadenfreude Box
@kakabooey
@kakabooey A satchelfreude!
@Collin1000 lol
Tote Bag of Apathy
Dumpster Delights
Bag of Captchas
Poop Shoot Bag
THE FUNK BURRITO.
Sack Holding Idiotic Things
I also like “Container (or box or bag) of indifference”
Fapple
Turnip Truck
The leftovers
Landfill pit stop
Amehzing bag
Extremely Mediocre Meh
Box of Hornets
@FrozenTrout always includes honey!
anticlimax
Bag of Perpetual Disappointment
sad sack?
That thing that will sell out before you can buy it.
Sack O’ Stuff
Brick-a-brack
Sold out
a6m5A000000L5rI
Barf bag
@yossarian87 BARF – Bag of Awful Random Filth
Container of items.
The flaming bag of dog poop
Mehs Pile
Beat the captcha
Bucket o’nothing.
Fukobagiwillneverhave. I bet it don’t win
Land of Misfit Crap
The only day I’m gonna have a good night bag
Bag o’ Kuso
Swap meat
Woot?
Parcel of Poop
Kusobukuro
Totally Not Sex Toys
@FrozenTrout have they ever shoved sex toys in one of these? I remember them selling a vibrator like… once
@vinuash I was thinking more they could label the outside of the shipping boxes
@vinuash Plus anything can be a sex toy if you just try hard enough
@FrozenTrout they could but that would cost extra money, would be easier to just ship sex toys
@FrozenTrout @vinuash Anything can be a sex toy, you just have to be creative.
tas verdrietig
Dutch for “bag of sad”
Another Meh-king Rip-off
Rando Bag-drissian
Bago Fett
Un-meh-ntionables
Bagz II Meh
“It might have a vacuum in it”
Spring Cleaning Trash Bag
A Large Chocolate Meh-dallion
Meh’s Meh Meh-nite Trash (because they’re gone in a minute)
Antonio Bagderas
Meh Bag-hdad
@vinuash One per post, it says at the top
@OldCatLady I got tired of posting them one at a time after the sixth one so here we are
Sleepless Nights
Youall need to stop so i can slumber, i keep refreshing and giggling
Garbag(e)
Mediocritote
The bag of regrets
Cont-meh-ner
Havoc
Box of blandness
Humble Bundle
@medz
Pretty sure somebody would go after Meh for that.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Müllbox
Bag of Broken Dreams, or 壊れた夢
Bag of Mehsery
Hyram’s stash
did meh just run out of Fuko bags so they just wanted to print new ones with a detour of re-branding?
Caja de caca
Shit to give your godson
Loot Bags
or
orukubukuf (Fukobukuro spelled backwards)
“What’s in the box!?!” box
Bargain Binge.
Or if you want to keep the faux-Japanese going, Ganbagge. Ganbatte + bag, or perhaps garbage
Schlimazel sack
Here, you throw this away.
Ransack
The Big Letdown
MehTopia!
Bad Mehdicine
The Bezos
ExcreMEHnt
The “meh ragbag conglomeration”
sadistic sack
Mehgan
Bag-O-Rama
Youmisseditagain bag
The Hmm Bag (in keeping with the 3-letter word theme).
Or maybe heM gaB?
measarthacht (look it up)
@TheUnCola
moderation, reasonable, or fair amount?
@zerth yep, meh
Octopus Breakfast Bag
Donation Box
Sack of Sorrow
A Hot Mehs
Surplus sack
A Taste Of Texas’ Discount Outlets
Wundertüte
(German for ‘lucky bag’)
@cinoclav I was going to suggest this. Mostly because the word makes me giggle.
@cinoclav The German word for bagpipes would be a funnier name though… The Dudelsack!
Just picture a wife walks in on her husband who has just brought in the mail and is opening their random crap. “What are you doing there honey?” “Oh, just checking my Dudelsack dear.”
Bag Of The Poo We Can Not Get You To Buy
@Dweezle Big Ups for Mad Ape Den use!
@djslack Hahaha, thanks. I don’t know how the Meh writers do whole stories and songs with it. I could barely come up with a phrase.
Méhlange Of Futile Overindulgence
Irk’s insignificant items
Bag-O-Ram-Meh
The Bleh Bag
Heavy MehTal!
“Impossible bag” because I NEVER got one.
Every time I had it in my cart the deal ended.
DAP - Donations-a-Plenty
Tolerable Tote
The Hot Meh-ss
Meh’s Case
BATH
Bag of
Awful
Things,
Here
Unwanted oddities and undersold objects
Loot Crate
Sadchel
@sidehike That made me laugh. Mind if I thank you with a Fuko?
@Cythwulf Gladly!
@Cythwulf I’ve been fortunate to grab a few Fuko’s. This was the best by far. Thank you!
Mehgan
Bag of shit as opposed to Trump who is a piece of shit.
@Felton10 I think the new Fuku should contain lots of play doh, coloring books, and warm fuzzy socks so Snowflakes who live in their parents’ basements have a way to self soothe themselves.
Bag of Irk droppings
Tontine
/giphy Bag Of Infinite Disappointment
/giphy Bag Of Infinitely Desirable Disappointment
@f00l That giphy image is not what I was expecting for that keyword.
@f00l
Technically, I don’t think either of those persons should be called “bags”. And it’s so rude to call someone a “bag”.
/giphy Oh Dear.
@Collin1000 said a few seconds ago
Nor I.
@f00l I would definitely not be disappointed with that first one.
Fool’s Gold Bag
Bag of ??
Flaming bag of crap!
Meh-mories of Sales Past
Offal Offering
@cl4rk3 OffOff for short
@cl4rk3 Or Fallow Offal - It’d make for a better first page of Google which returns results the likes of “How to Cook Your Gut Pile | Field & Stream” and A Butcher’s Greatest Joy: Sneaking Offal Into Everything - The Atlantic"
@cl4rk3 “FallOff” for short
@cl4rk3 or “F-off” for shorter
Baggy Mcbagface
The Meh-rvelous Meh-sess Meh-sel Bag
Box of Wonder (Why You Bought It)
Meh-mories
(or the stuff you didn’t buy, which is why it ended up in this bag)
@sugarpike Thanks for the Meh-mories, even if they weren’t so great
Drecksack
Kuso no fuko
Embarrassing Effluvia or Embarrassing Excrement
A Fine Mehss (play on “a fine mess”)
Warehouse Orphans
Dr. Mediocre’s Miracle Flotsam
A Fifteen Pound Baby in a Sack
Bag O’ Doom
Flimflam
Grift “gift”
Glory to the Gloaters who Gleaned this Great Gear
Amehrican Junk
Pyramid Scheme bag
Free Beer
Doggy bag
Dave’s Delights
JBL OnBeat Mini Speaker Dock
Bag of regrets
?GiTsHiT?
Garbage or Awful Trash (GOAT)
Do we still have a lot of Koreans buying? They have Bokjumeoni.
Sad Sack
It’s my d
ck in a box!
Lack Pack
Domo Arigato, I am not a roboto.
A Mediocre Box
Bindlebox !!
Princess Consuela Bananahammock
Ackagepaydelacrappage
Ponzi’s Bonus
You-Paid-For-This-Shit
Sir Plus
Pandora’s Bag
How about:
Fukobukuro?
Avoska
Fuko me! How did I miss this so quickly?
Valise of Regret?
Sawbuck Shredder (100% price hike is a feature, not a bug)
This is not a Pyramid Scheme
Bindle o’ Bung
I’ve got it!
Stuff from Morning Save That Didn’t Sell
Your problem now.
cruft sack
Either the Sack o Lack,Fail to Load, or Captcha in a Can.
Free Cardboard Box
@stin42 $5 cardboard box. FTFY
@airmo The Box is free; you’re paying for the Experience.
Particularly Pathetic Parcel
MorningWaste
F
ck It Bucket
^^^ This!
It would be fun to race against the masses to buy Irk’s Junk.
baggie mcbagface
Collateral Baggage.
The Irk sack.
A Meh-Zing Bag
Fucking Captcha!
@sassymango after 3 unsuccessful attempts trying to get one, maybe it should be “I’m Not A Fucking Robot. How Many Fucking Times Do I Have To Pick Out Fucking Street Signs & Still Not Get One Bag”
Congrats to all who snagged one!
Dirtbag
Marvelous Mehstery Trunk
Nut Sack
fulabula
Dildo baggins
Mucksack
The MOFO bag that’s light on Mo and heavy on Fo.
Definitely Not an Octopus
@Nate311 okay, it Might be an octopus.
Sad sack
My Meh Sack
Satchel of Drivel
The you thought we were out of speaker docks box.
goat tote
$5 Buck Box
The Amehrican Dream
WTF’d.
I’d suggest e-commerce colostomy bag but it has too many syllables to be catchy.
Meh Crate
Crapenfreude
Shitokuburu
Conglo”meh”ration of leftover junk
Bag it up, bag it in, let meh begin
@betlogs Love it…
I tried to have it start when those lyrics started… but it doesn’t seem to work in the boards.
Goof Bag
Meh-shapon bags
Packet of Scourings
Secret sack
The Regrettable Collectible
Mehkey Mouse
A-Meh-ricana Sampler
Delivery of despair
Package of despair
Box of despair
Pit of despair - starter kit
Fugacious Feature
(Though this could really apply to all Meh.com deals…)
Fukubag
Marsupial pouch
The “Here, You Throw It Out” Bag.
Shit bag
SGUDAL
Means rubbish/garbage in Scots Gaelic. Pronunciation is straightforward- the u sounds like the u in dull, appropriately enough.
Bath
Irk’s Disappointing Bag of Surprise
Random crap
In honour of my two most beloved mehtizens: Troll’s Treasure and Glen’s Goodies.
And inspired by @narfcake: Definitely not a catshirt
Meh, might as well. Or Meh, why not?
Bag of Dashed Hopes
Vegan Steak
Gomibukuro.
Fuck U Bag. Just cut to the chase
Attache Excreta
Randomness of Unwanted Shits (RoUSs)
@jaybird ROUSS? I don’t think they exist…
Ununobtainium sack
dire bag, or d-bag for short
The S.O.D. (Sack Of Disappointment)
Portmanteau du Oddments
Pappy’s Warehouse Sweepin’s if you want to redo it with a homey theme.
mehchismo
Baglady luggage
Lazy Bag
Dumpster Dregs
Mehduhsin Bag
Meh’s Got a Brand New Bag
Bag O’ Meh
Meh-Stash
Satcheler Disaster
Bag O’Mehlancoly
@frd1963 I like that one
Mehs-Merizing Sack O’Sadness
Fragments, Shavings and Residue
Buyer’s Remorse
Pu Pu Parcel
Crap pack.
Pointless Package
mehchiavellian bag
Bindle
“Even Gift Horses are Embarrassed to Look These in the Mouth” packages of putridity.
Octobox
Sick sack of suck
AMehrican Pie
Mehiracle Whip
Mehcaroon
Sorry, guess I am on a desert kick.
@edentrombone Ishtar not found.
it’s “dessert”, you silly goose!
Kuso Kupamba
The to good to throw out, to crap to sell bag.
The Meh-side Down
Hoboborrow
Trash Dash Sack
Fukuroo or Mehstry Sack
Too many to reread them all… Has Schrödinger’s Box/Bag been suggested? It is both trash and treasure until you open it and observe…
@djslack Well done!
/giphy applause
@djslack Still my favorite - it’s the most accurate.
It could be - almost literally - anything.
Right up until the moment you open it.
Well, technically, I suppose, right up until the moment you look up the dimensions/weight of the box, but even then, it could be - almost literally - anything that fits within those constraints.
I mean, look at the history of “bag” contents, including Woot - when they said, “random crap”, they really meant “random” (“crap” is in the eye of the beholder).
I’ve seen giant, lighted gum ball machines, full 4’x4’ pallets-full of a single action figure or USB Hubmen, a pool table and lifetime supply of chewing gum (or was that an episode of the Brady Bunch?)…
It’s like when you push that “buy” button and successfully order one of those things, you are activating the Infinite Improbability Drive.
Think of the most infinitely improbable thing you could buy with $5, and it’s just as likely you’ll receive that as it is you’ll receive a broken robo-vac, 3 identical bluetooth speaker docs, a refurbished electric toothbrush and a damaged $500 MK leather handbag.
In fact, I’ve just come up with another suggestion for a name which I will henceforth post (but I still like yours better).
Hoarderbox
mehckerel
Hobo Bindle
Sack of sadness
Bag-a-go-go
Haggis. Or Haggis Bag, which for those not in the know would be made in a sheep’s stomach.
Guaranteed-to-disappoint Grabbag.
Shit stash
Bummer bag
Bye Bye Fiver
Receptacle of Ultimate Sadnesses (again RoUSs)
i know, i’m stuck in a rut. I just watched that movie
craptcha
tristis sacci (scientific name for sad sack)
A clever marketing scheme to make people pay us to send them stuff that was going in the trash. I know it’s long so u can shorten it to “ACMSTMPPUTSTSTWGITT”
Mehsenger bag
Purge parcel
My suggestion is:
Fukubukuro
Loosely translated it means “lucky bag”… You see in japan they have this tradition where on new years they put random stuff into bags and sell them for a set price… and sometimes you get lucky and get really good stuff… so the thing is you guys could, you know, put something really good in a bag here or there and it would be neat to get the lucky one!
Bag O Meh. BOM
Bumble Bundle
In keeping with the tradition:
Utsubukuro: “depressing bag”, filled with unwanted items
Very Mediocre Parcel
What’s in the box!?
@betlogs too hard to get the intonation right with simple text, but I like where you’re going with this.
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
@frd1963
mehhem
Sushi Belt
Physical embodiment of consumerist disappointment.
Salad, plain
Rausfliegen
/giphy pig in a poke
Nedepadam
The Meh-xed Bag
Irkshirk
Let’s go Spanish and call it a
Bolsa de basura
You can call it a BB for short.
Buying a B.B. would be a lot like getting shot by a BB gun. It seems like a stupid idea at first, and then you realize it’s far dumber than that when you actually do it.
Mehstery Mehchine and instead of a bag, go with a van shaped box.
Edavrasa Bag- Dothraki for “of poor quality” bag
The Totally not Woot Bag of Crap (TootBOC)
Warehouse Roulette
“From the bottom shelf” / “Stuff the bag person rejected”
Oh God Why
Montezuma’s Revenge
Mezcolanza (Spanish for hodgepodge)
"Meh"zcolanza
Stuff sack
A Magnum of Meh
Boiled Lance
Undesired
Abscessed
Meh on a stick
Or Fuko on a stick
garBAGe
Measured Elitist Hopes.
After years of research at Meh Labs we did indeed solve the problem of shoving 10 pounds of fecal matter into a 5 pound bag.
Make Meh Great Again
Bag of regret?
Sack of lost retirement?
Two scoops? (Thank you, Scoops)
Case o’ ephemera?
Matt’s booty?
Baby arm basket?
Alligator claw clutch?
Unicorn tear tote?
My actual good ones got erased when this window refreshed.
LOLJK These are my good ones!! :-|
Oh, a phong is ringing!
“Grabagcadabra”
Disposable Proposal
It’s better than bad it’s Meh
Shitload a’ Dimes
Couch cache… Everything that got lost in the meh couches
Icky risk kit
The CUBE: Could Urine Be Enclosed?
The-Totally-Not-A-Gimmick Extravaganza
I was thinking of what Meh as a site stands for. Often we talk about this as a community where like minded deal finders come for entertainment. With that, I offer up my Monopoly themed name.
Community Chest
/giphy monopoly community chest
Dead weight
Falloon (It’s a portmanteau of fart and balloon, if that wasn’t obvious)
Mostly Meh Mailbag? Or Mmm…
Mehsticle sack.
Meh-dora’s Bag
More Excess Housewares
Cowabunga bag
The proverbial bag.
Or
The 10 lbs in 5 lbs bag
The ol’ 10 in 5
F-U-NotForYou.
Trash Bag
Bolsa de la Suerte
Container of Regrettable Choices
The Deflated Balloon of Disillusionment
IrkSac
Gravy Boat
Bric-à-brac
Matt’s Maceration
Glendola
Sack of Regrets?
Caveat Emptor?
Hatbox Nimrods
box’
Which is an anagram from ‘random s
Ruttledge Revenge
Parcel of Pain
Best Funtime Super Item Combo Activity Set
Garbage Grab Bag
Manifestation of Unfulfilled Expectations, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
Someone else’s shopping bag
@Wookee have you seen the skit about taking someone’s shopping cart? It’s great
@sohmageek @Wookee David Byrne had thoughts on these questions.
@sohmageek No, I don’t think so. SHOW ME!
@UncleVinny That level of introspection doesn’t surprise me from David Byrne. Of course it’s all for science.
@Wookee
Caution: may contain knives
What Does It Meh-ter?
Broken Dream Catcher
1x1x1 Placeholder
Kuso Container
… Go ahead, translate it.
FukobukuTwo?
Just One? How about:
Sack of Highly Intermediate Trash? You could call it S.H.I.T. for short.
I also kind of like Advanced Craptastic Receptacle Of Never Yielding Mediocrity, or A.C.R.O.N.Y.M. for short, if I can suggest two.
@smerk85 Of course, if Crap can’t be used at all because of Woot, then it could be Advanced Containing Receptacle Of Never Yielding Mediocrity(still ACRONYMs) just as easily.
Totes M’goats
@megania Totes Meh’goats
Fixed that for you.
@pyroguy7 Oh, my goodness! How did I miss such an obvious meh-pprotunity?
Cap of Brag
Crackin Sack
Bagnabbit!
The “What did I just buy?” Bag
Irk’s Piñata. (stick and blindfold not included)
Shit Sack
Qube of Questions
Saco sorpresa. Or bad spelling- Sockosorepressah. (Surprise sack, in Spanish.)
/giphy surprise sack
Server-Crashing Satchel?
Fukonomic
Mehnnui Sack.
shart jar
Fulobukuro bag because it is fulo junk!
The Mediocre Midden
When Irk Buys
MehWin box (or bag or sack depending on whether you want to stay with the bag theme or not);
White Mehlephant
Stuff
We
Often
Lose
Everyday
I’ll be honest, I’m happier with the picture than what it stands for. I’ll split the bag with whoever comes up with a better acronym
42
I thought of another one… goats sack! (I don’t want to see what the meh team comes up with a photo for that one…)
Bandolier of carrots
Basket of Deplorable
The baggening
Granny’s Goodies
Just introduce a new mascot (Granny) and slap her face all over the product photos.
Schrodienger’s bag!
Capitalism’s crescendo
Chris Angel’s : Fukobukuro
Non-subscription box service
Last Meh Sitting
Inventory Supository
The Crappening
The Mixed Bag
Mediocre Memento
Wrenkled Sad Sack
Tragic Trash
Pail o’ Products
(every order must include a meh-branded beach pail)
Server limiting move
Irk’s Favorite Things
Free shit in a $5 box
Warehouse Sweepings
The big bag of meh-stakes
A Meh-rical Bag?
Bag O’ Bunk
“Le Sac”. It’s simple – it’s French for “The Bag” – yet has a slight stank on it just like a real Frenchman. It’s also French slang for “scrotum”.
Miscellaneous Mehs (Mehsellaneous?)
Trash Stash
tchotchkmeh.
So Urban dictionary (the only source that matters) defines the word tchotchke as “worthless crap.” Mehhing it only highlights the essential meaning of the word in the most meaningless way. It also maintains the garbled letteriness of the fuku/fuko. Thanks for reading.
Steal this bag
grabbed stuff in a box
Saggy (sucky baggy) or sag for short.
Mehey McBagface
(along with terrible mascot, of course)
Porch Bait
Serial Filler
Bag of All Trash - BOAT
Meh-mento Mori , with a
on the black bag, since I just thought of another one.
Bag of Regrets
The Never-Great Crate
UR Bag (unlimited regifts)
Enigmeh
or
Mehnigma
The Holy Fail
Fudgebagger
Bitsa Bag
It’s got bitsa this and bitsa that.
Tom Hanks
Outsourced Disposal Delivery.
Want junk? Get ODD
The sack of suko
Or WinaMeh bag or WinSome Meh
Forgot the word bag/sack after the second one
Mistaken Expectations Heap
Blech Bag
Junk in a Trunk
Mucking Haversack
@Zuconta or maybe Muck’en Haversack to get all of Meh in it.
Meh Mix
meh.com.merce (or mercé)
meh no wanna
zen practice bag
WTF?: What The Fuko?
Bag-O-Douche
Crappy McCrapface
I like Mehlange.
I posted in the wrong topic.
Name: Stash
Art and color: early Peter Max
There’s a term for bad japanese games. “Kusoge,” which literally means shit game. It doesn’t HAVE to refer to video games though, it could refer to the bag of crap scam. I therefore nominate “Kusoge Club” as the name for the new bags. Wanna be in the club? Gotta buy the shit.
Crap Crate
Bag of SNOW.
(Stuff Nobody Originally Wanted.)
Mehimus Decimus Meridius
Poopnasak
okufbag pronounced (OK-uf-bag said very fast), first four letters are reverse of fuko, so instead of ‘unlucky bag’ it means ‘bag unlucky’ with emphasis on bag rather than unlucky so no need to reduce price!
Box of anticipation. Because the oooh what will I get thrill is almost always higher than the happiness once you open the box.
BALZAC
Grab Bag in German: Wundertüte
@bleedmichigan @cinoclav beat you to it.
Warehouse Waste
Überraschungstüte
@4771cu5 it’s not so much a goodie bag
mittelmäßige Tasche
I’ve been thinking…you know how these things sell out in mere seconds, just completely whizzing by?
People of Meh, I present to you the…
Wooshbag
And if you’re trying to capture the coveted French market, you can also call it the Wouchebag.
This might be quite the paradigm shift for your naming convention, but I think that it will do wonders for your ability to cleanse your warehouse of old stock.
Loki’s purse
Container of Unknowable Nifty Treasures
Totally Not a Bag of Cats
Mrs Badcrumble’s Sexy Bag of Meh
Bulk Texas Air Collectables
Fulishchanz
Schadenfreudesack
Tasche der Mittelmäßigkeit
Anzen bag
According to Google that could mean astonished or disappointed.
暗然
Pandora’s box, you really don’t want to open it.
Hillbillies BitCoin
Junk in the trunk
the leftovers
Crapfully yours
Box o rox
The dinglebaggy
Call it Ohio, because just like the state of Ohio the bag is full of sh
t
BOG Bag – Bad or Good Bag
CrapRoulette
Tote of Misplaced Hope.
Mehsspit
Oh, that spelling looks worse than it sounds. And it sounds gross.
@mossygreen Mehsserschmitt
MEHligan stew
JumpingTheShark
SwindleSack
YuDoNoMe
Schrödunger’s Box.
Holiest of crap
Concealed Crap
SoMeh
Warehouse Leftovers
Fools Paradise
meh
left
over
s
Japanese has been done, let’s try German. Ärgerbeutel : anger / aggravation / annoyance bag
¡Que Lastima! — Spanish for “What a pity.” What a pity this stuff didn’t sell. What a pity I spent my $$ on this. What a pity…
SorryNotSorry ( AKA $orryNot$orry)
CrapTastic
eJetsam
One-Way Satchel to Palookaville
Anatomical Snuffbox
Four Loss-Leaders Upon a Solitary Acre
Clickish Delight
A Meh in a Poke
December’s Freshest Selections (always referring to a month at least seven months ago…)
Ulgine’s Rain Barrel (could also be Ulgine’s Pickle Barrow…or Mrs. Barrow’s Pickle Barrel? Tsk! But look at me trying to give you advice on writing! The artist is king here at Capitol Pictures.)
Leftovers Lotto
Ob La Di Ob La Blah
amehrican dream bag
Meh love you long time
Fukme or FUKMEh
The Why Do I Put Myself Through This, Is It Really Worth It In The End? Bag.
The WDIPMTTIIRWIITEB Bag for short.
Rolls right off the tongue.
Our Bag of Perpetual Sorrow
Fushiro Bag
Quisquiliae ex arca (or as I’m sure we all know: Box of Trash)…because what’s classier than saying something in Latin?!?
bag of shit
POP bag - Paper Or Plastic?
SVD bag - Sir Ver Deth
who cares
uff da
unchibukuro
Unchi means crap in Japanese, so keep with the bag of crap/unlucky back combination!
sac de banal
Sack of Oysters/Sack of Mehntain Oysters.
Easily shortened to a soo/somo bag.
Haversuck
Sucksack
@hanzov69 suck-a-sack
Irk’s Colostomy Bag of Wonders!
The Irksome bag. As in annoying, I did not get one or the stuff received is useless. Or Irk gave me Some of his great stuff.
My Spouse Is Going To Kill Me For Buying A Box Of Junk Again Box
AKA:
MSIGTKMFBABOJA box
/giphy lowered expectations
Mehrican Trickin’ bag (as in trick or treat)
Chet.
Bag-o-verstock
Fukushima Collectables Grab Bag
Do you want to hold my sack?
Lucky bag in another language?
Wundertüte- German
Random Excess Mehmory
Dritsack. It’s Norwegian–look it up.
What The Fuko
Irk’s Mehbe Bag-- Meh be good, Meh be not
Fun While It Lasted
Make Old Fuko Great Again
MOFGA
(Trucker hat mandatory in every bag)
Surplus or Minus
The Churchill:
“Never have so few done so much to disappoint so many”
Dumpster Dive Bag.
Bummer Bag
Big Bag of Meh
Treasury of Garbage.
Regrettable Mehmentos
Garage Sale Starter Packs.
“meh.com presents Literal Trash”
Sorries in a sack
The “I don’t know why I wanted it so much but when I won it I was excited but now that I have it I’m sad” bag
Mediocrity Enduced Haze Bag
Todd.
A Crap Shoot
The Amazing Rando!
Prime Parcel
DungSacks.
Lowered Mehspectations
Taco Bar
MIBMMTIS
A MEHzing Bag
Bag of Mehmentos
Name it Barney. Everyone should have a Barney Bag.
Make them all purple. Saves time having to decide what color to offer each time.
@Barney does it come in purple?
Edit, damn you beat me to it haha
@stardate820926
@Barney also works with cockney slang, as in “we’re in Barney… Rubble? Trouble?”(See Ocean’s 11 if you don’t get the reference)
It’s called a Jeffrey. Bit of this, bit of that.
Mehstyery Bag
Meh bag runeth over.
Last of the Mehicans
meh-naudière
It’s a play on the French word minaudière…Google that shit
Warranties Not Included
Fail Pail
Pocket Knife and Speaker Dock Grab Bag
The Sorry Sack
Or the Sorry Not Sorry Sack
Or Sack of Sorry
Bag of random mediocrity
Play on the word underwhelm like
Bag of whelm
Medium whelm
Medium to rare whelm
I don’t know, done. Gnight
gar-Meh-ge
Bag of DCKs (disturbing crap kaleidoscope)
Cul-de-sac
WasteOSpace.
Bag With No Name
Gloryholes. Gloryholes filled with surprises.
The Duffel of Discontent
Mehbe Bag.
As in, “Mehbe it’ll be good this time…”
This.
Whatever.
Meh.
Caveat Emporium
Sad Sack
Meh-nage a trois.
Call it Gustavo.
No acronym, Gustavo is just fun to say.
Instant Ennui
John Lennon (Instant Karma) line, continues the foreign theme, easy to spell wrong, suitable combination of baited anticipation + disappointment.
@slipperyp lol I just did KarMeh bag… Where instant karma can take 2 to 3 weeks.
Crapaganza.
Leftovers.
The Meh Staff’s Taco Tuesday Fund.
Dung Bag. “A very beautiful name with awesome meanings in Vietnamese. For males it can mean handsome and for females it can mean beautiful”
Random Bag of Mehnure
I thought the Fuko bags were useless Japanese crap items from convenience stores in Japan, or something like that. Like, you might get a broken chapstick, but it’d be a Japanese chapstick, so that’s cool anyway.
But, it’s actually just useless (American) junk and only the bag has Japanese written on it?
So I don’t have a name suggestion until I understand the concept. Someone fill me in!
thanks
The Meh o’ Millions lottery bag
Buyer’s Remorse
(who regrets it more: the employee who bought the stuff that ends up in the bag, or the person who receives the bag?)
Bonus: Also sounds like the name of a shitty pirate ship.
KarMeh Bag. Where instant karma takes 2 to 3 weeks.
Haywudja
Drab Bag
Sucky Charms
Call it the scrotum bag
Super cheap recycled objects that underwhelm most
@lichme or Scrot’ for short
Super Cheap Refuse or Trash
QuakerScroats
Mehdiocre Mehchandise
Colostomy bag
Bag of Mehsfit Toys
Wreckedem.
Recycle bag. Whether it’s meh or the buyer someone is recycling this crap.
Bundles of Mediocrity
Sayonara さよなら=(Goodbye)
Good buy??
Grab beh. Or Grabbeh.
Hobo Bindle
Joey bag-o-fuko
Can I vote for keeping the current name? (& not renaming it)
Hogwash haversack
Just 2 different words for junk bag. Pretty fitting
Fukobukuro-me-not
Things That Make You Say Meh
Mehchanical Jurk bag …
Kinda like Mechanical Turk but you pay us for crappy work instead.
Bag of Mehsery
Scatotato / Scato
bolsa de meherda
Merchandise Everyone Hates (MEH)
Parcel of possibility.
Ecto-Containmeh System. Who you going to call…meh.
Mehrican Booty
Shitsubō-x (Shitsubō means disappointment in japanese and adding an x makes it kind of a play on words… tldr its a disappointment box)
Can/Bag O’ Worms you already have the theme song that describes a (former) Fukobukuro perfectly
Fortnite. I know it doesn’t make much sense, but the kids will go crazy for it.
Curse
It both provokes swearing and is a portmanteau of crap + purse.
Sucker bag/ sucker box
Mehny bag
Mehstery Meat
Box of rox
Curious George
Crapsack
Hobo Bill’s bindle bags of intrigue.
The box of no return
(Seriously, all sales are final)
Bag of bounty
Booty bag
Internet sh
t
Zesty Sack of Sadness
Box of dreams /dream box
Blind Bag
Purchase of compusion
Purchase of patience.
Wanh wanh bag
“Something”
Bag of hope
Ghost of Fukobukuro
Stuff N Things
Box of anything
Pandora’s box
“Ersackz” (pun on Ersatz)
or
“Ersatz”
or
“Kitschersatz”
Ersatz, btw, meaning a cheap/shitty version of something, kitsch meaning tacky/cheap.
Trash bag
For donation
“Weltschmerz”
“One more thing”
“Testiculiar” For testing the peculiar. Am I right?
mehem of discontent
“Bague”
irk’somemess
Bag of shame.
@scilynt box of shame (sounds more like walk of shame)
Collection of Crud
meh…
refuse
wack satchel
Bruce
Midlife crisis in a bag.
“If you’re reading this it’s too late and we’re out of them”
Sucker sack
bolsa de mehrda
Case of curiosity
Curse of curiosity
White elephant exchange prep kit
You won’t believe what we will send you if you click here
Bag of Meh
BM (short for Bowel Movement)
Mystery Grab Bag of Disappointment
Bag of content
Meh’s Mystery Grab Bag of Disappointment
Bag of contents
The Grehb Behg
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Meh’s Mucho Disappointing Mystery Grab Bag of Merchandise
Donkey Balls!
Just imagine the conversations:
“What are you so excited about?”
“Donkey Balls! It’s a Donkey Balls night!”
I have a hard enough time explaining Fukos to my father-in-law, it would be so much fun to explain Donkey Balls.
“Bag (or box) of Supreme Disappointment”
The doorprize
Mehrda (play on Mierda, Spanish word for ‘shit’)
Meh’s Mostly Disappointing Mystery Grab Bag of Manure Quality Merchandise
Mystery Bag of Meh
Bag of Hoarding.
(see, it’s a reference to the Bag of Holding, from the Lord of the Rings movies)
Ratchet Sack
A Mess of Mystery Crap
Regifting gift bag.
Ark of Adventure
Bag of Buyers Remorse
Mediocre Bag
I nfinitely
R egretful
K ontent
Bag of Mediocrity
Bag I’ll Never Get
CONtainer
Liquibagtion
Breakfast Octobag
CUSS (Cheer Up Sucker Sack)
Could_B_Valuable
The Meh Wish Bag!
a.k.a. “I wish there was something better in this bag!”
Schrodinger’s Meh-ow Box
LuvSack
OverPromiseUnderDeliver
Lottery
G.R.A.P. Bag:
Gob of Random Arbitrary Products Bag
WishingWhale
“Our Sack”
Meh Misfits
Candy Corn and Maybe a Power Bank in a Box (CCMPBB for short).
Loser Loot
ThisSideUp
GrabItAndGrowl
MEH (Mediocre Expendable Handouts) Bag
LonelyStuff
The Banal Box Of Bad Buys
It’sYoursNowThankGod
PossiblyValuable
KoolStuf
S.OR.R.Y. Bag:
Sack of Random Refuse for You Bag
Duffel of Despair
OR
Name each one after a metal band that sold out too quickly.
Can’tStayHere
NotYourFathersBOC
TLDR: meh
MEHinside
Money4Nothing
BOOBS. (Bag Of Our Backlogged Stuff)
Meh box Meh box small square and meh
TrustUsWeAreInSales
BOB…
Bag of Blah or Box of Blah
ShelfScrap
BatteriesNotIncluded
BeTheBag
OurGiftToUs
PayzTheBillz
The Five Buck Luck & Pluck
Who’seYerDaddy?
SuitableForFraming
The “Oh yay, more junk I don’t need” bag
Louche Luggage
PartsUnknown
CompatibleWithLife
RandomAccessBag
EverythingWeNeverWanted
StuffYouThoughtYouWanted
Enjoy meh crap
DespairInABag
ContainsTheMeaningOfLife
Meh-inabox
Lovemehbox
Just call them what they really are:
?SUCKSACKS?
Whymeh?!
ThankYouForYourMoney
Humptydumpster
Jack-in-the-meh
Thank you for recycling
Upside Down Trash Can
Recycle reduce remeh
Mehnay Regrets
Scrap Sack
“Schlock box” must’ve been said by now, right?
If we want refinement, Latin helps. Let’s say “infelix sacci”
Or better yet:
Buy
Our
Junk
Idiots
And call them BOJI Bags
Keeps with the japanese sounding theme.
@dopepeddler +1
Irk’s Unmentionables
Bag O’ Sheyat (see Urban dictionary for “holy sheyat”)
Does it HAVE to have a name? Prince (dead now, well forever) ditched the notion. Perhaps the Fuko replacement could have a symbol instead of a name. It worked for the dead guy (well, until he died). He made millions. Roll the word “millions” around on your tongue until you become ecstatic or have to gag. And symbols are cheap. Think of the money you’ll save on ink (you can add it to the millions). The bags will become overnight sensations and you can print extra and sell them on eBay, adding to your millions. The bags can be smaller because who’s going to want product when they have these valuable collectible bags. Empty, collectible, bags are cheaper to ship. I could go on but I fear you will stop reading. Which, by the way, is very rude.
@jewelshound If Prince truly ditched his name why did you use it, instead of his symbol?
@jewelshound - so,
, or the bag formerly known as Fuko?
POP (Parcel Of Poo)
Sukah bag.
Only a real Sucker would buy a bag filled with stuff that probably sucks. See what I did there?
Hemto-fine-chezia
Meh-rchendise Bag
Affentasche (German for Monkey Bag)
Caveat Emptor
The crab bag.
The dope chest.
A no-brag bag.
Mehcronancer
“It’s yours now!”
Meh Shmeh.
Timed Disappointment!
Seems like an obvious one but how about going Japanese again with Fakkubukuro? Fakku being the f word as said in Japanese
“‘Taint stuff we want to keep in our warehouse so we will sell it to you fools”
Behold the Taint Sac
Based on my name and profession:
DopeBag
Dreamcatcher
Me love you long time
SOS2(squared)
Sell Our Shit in a Sack Of Shit
I can go on all day with these suggestions!
Lincoln Basket
The Bag Formehly Known as Fukobukuro
The Spousal Anti-arousal
For those of us who are only one grab bag-box from being kicked out of our own bedrooms.
Regifters revellery
DeeznutzHagotem
“Blah Bag”
Meh-O-Rama!
R.O.U.S.
@Mburde
I dont believe that exists
Supplize!
Bukkake Bag
Heibonfukuro
Box of Awful (or Awesome, depending on what shows up)
Y2LISO
(You’re Too Late, It’s Sold Out)
Cul-de-sac
Or Y2Meh
Meh-stery bag
Hem (meh backward)
Swag Sack
Or for special events…
Box o’ Docks
Box o’ Socks
Rejects of Meh
Sakaar stuff
Box of the “Meh”nth Club
Nail in the coffin of my hopes and dreams
Un-Meh-tionables!
MehGahSac
Orukubokuf, obviously
Or Irkobukuro
@dis_member I was going to suggest both of those, too
Swag bag
Crap-in-da-box.
Flopinnabox
Susbox
Recycle Run
Its Your Mehs Now!
Covfefe
“Meh. Junk Mail.”
1.) It’s what everyone calls the crap in the mailbox anyway.
2.) Promotes domestic harmony. “Whats in the mail, honey?” “Meh. Junk Mail.”
Chatarra = spanish for scrap, junk
also sounds like a crappy Saturday morning cartoon about a creepy-looking lion-ish character that leaves bags of junk in front of peoples houses…added plus - it’s fun to say
GOO bag. (Group of objects)
BOO. Bag/box of Objects
BOC - bag of cheese. And every box includes at least one of any number of varieties of cheese. Other non-cheese items optional.
Flamingcarrot
Bawl Sack
This shits for Meh?
Or
Meh so horny!
Takes my monies bag!!!
Mehnado: a light breeze (MLB)
TRUMPERY! It’s an actual word, I swear. Relevant!
Midnight Mystery?
Junk Jug?
Refuse Receptacle?
Fail Flask?
Sack of the Unsellable?
I tried to read through these to make sure I didn’t duplicate a suggestion.But there are too many. I pity the fool that has to read these and judge.
So some ideas.
Crude:. Meh hairy ball sack. (Use a hairy bag and always include a ball.
Meh:. The amehzing box
Random acronym :. MFUG (everyone thinks it’s an acronym but it’s not it’s just random letters that start with an M and sounds vaguely rude)
Girls name:. Cassandra (if I had a daughter I’d call her Cassandra… Actually I have had four daughters and none were called that… The wife wouldn’t let me. (Why does bag/box/crate have to be in name? Just call them Cassandra s)
Mediocre:. The mediocre toter. (Sort of rhymes and is not specific to just meh but your whole family)
Boy’s name:. Cassandra. She wouldn’t let me call my son Cassandra either.
Why buy bag?
I tried to read through these to make sure I didn’t duplicate a suggestion.But there are too many. I pity the fool that has to read these and judge.
So some ideas.
Crude:. Meh hairy ball sack. (Use a hairy bag and always include a ball.
Meh:. The amehzing box
Random acronym :. MFUG (everyone thinks it’s an acronym but it’s not it’s just random letters that start with an M and sounds vaguely rude)
Girls name:. Cassandra (if I had a daughter I’d call her Cassandra… Actually I have had four daughters and none were called that… The wife wouldn’t let me. (Why does bag/box/crate have to be in name? Just call them Cassandra s)
Mediocre:. The mediocre toter. (Sort of rhymes and is not specific to just meh but your whole family)
Boy’s name:. Cassandra. She wouldn’t let me call my son Cassandra either.
@OnionSoup Actually, MFUG is an acronym. Just ask CBGB’s…
Kickinthesack
The Mehmory bag?
Mehbukuro. (Mehbag)
Shab Bag
New name: Aw Nuts! Sack
Fukabakaro
Bakaro in Japanese means stupid idiot.
BAG-O-RAMA!
“StuWeFo” or shorten to “Stuwf” = short for Stuff We Found
Yard Sale in a Bag
Mehcellaneous zooboo bag
Bag of meh or BM for short, since we know the box could contain something shitty lol
kowai baggu
What’s in the (Fuko) Bag?
Sack-off-the-Rack
Sad Sack
Baggadouché
Whoops typo…Fukubakaro
Mehracle on F5 Street
MehSNEW. Meh Shit Nobody Else Wanted.
Of course I mean shit in a good way
Why not a Booty Bag, so we can all get on here and yell about MEH BOOTY when we manage to swipe one? Dont you guys that actually got one feel like super cool pirates that got to the booty first? I would.
If that’s not PC enough, then can we name it MEH LOOT? Git yer paws off meh loot, ya varmit. It has a nice ring to it.
@MariSama LOOT could stand for Lot Of Overpriced Trash since you love acronyms so much. BOOTY…Bag Of Over-Talked Yardclippings. Box Of Outstanding Trinkets for our Yurt? Barrels of Oranges That Yeild? We’ll surely avoid scurvy with that one.
Nabaggu ( the bag of hopeless)
Egg bag
Sac de merde
The inauspicious bag.
Terrible margaritas.
Mehnagerie of Mehs
Inspired by my pawpaw…
The “You can wish in one bag and shit in another, see which one fills up first” Bag.
The meh-serable bag.
Meh Malarkey
Bag of Balderdash
Irks Treasure Troll
The Meh-dle Child-the middle children understand!
Mildly Entertaining Hodgepodge
“Suck it up buttercup” bag
for all the whiners out there!
Crapolapalooza bag
Cala-meh-tous Craptcha’s
Bag of Meh
or if you prefer in another language:
My fav: Tasche von meh (German)
τσάντα από meh (Greek)
bah de meh (Irish)
bah của meh (Vietnamese)
嗯，嗯 (Chinese)
ke keiki o meh (Hawaiian)
@Vrysen scatola di meh (Italian)
DisappointMEHnt
how about “Bag of Crap-meh”?
Kevin.
Chest/Crate/Package/Box of Mehsery
If using Box/Bag of Mehsery, acroynm of BM, like Bowel Movement. Seems fitting.
Your Momma’s Tears
The SuckSack
…or the Fukkedbyachurro
Wadafuisdis
Junk From Our Trunk
MAMA bags (Make America Meh Again)
Lackluster Cluster
TreasureTrash
Tag Sale
Shame on Meh (me)
Wadafucisdis
Cold Leftovers
I think it’s time you sell MEH!
“<M>ultitudes of <E>xtraneous <H>as-beens”
…since that’s truly another name for the Fuko
Tanizna (Polish for trash)
Meh WHAT?
What?? Meh The What bag for short.
What did you get? Yes!! What was in i? Again yes.
Cag of Brap.
Mystery Meh
This Ain’t Free.
Or is it…
“F’in captcha” bag
Id-10-t bags
Sad Consumer Rejected Objects That Undersell Massively.
Consolation Prize
Meh-lancholy
Grift Bag
No Robot Bag
Mehlfeasance
Baggin’ Your Pardon
Sad Sack
Often quoted to mean ten pounds of crap in a five pound bag. The actual definitions fit as well.
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/blivit
Closet Food.
Meh-ha
Closet Stuffing.
Hotcakes
Mehstake
$10 of Crap in a $5 Bag. (too bad Meh’s not based in Britain)
DDoS - Distributed Denial of Satisfaction.
Meh-Life Crisis
The SnapSack. (Snapster+knapsack)
Unlucky Meh…
White Elephant exchange
SupercalifragilisticMEHpialidocious
BONUS = Bag of Obnoxious, Nettlesome, and Unusable Shit
Meh-sterious Bag of Stuff
Meh-gical Bag of Junk
Stuff Stuffed in a Bag
Brag of Stuff
Stuff and Things Bag
Not to Brag Bag
Funky Junky Bag
Fail Bag
@funkylizard I was also going to suggest Funky Junk, slightly different from Funky Junky.
Sakoúla Skatá
BLNT Bag
Better Luck Next Time
Fenikkusu, which means phoenix. The fuko regenerated!
Mehmorabilia is my vote
Basel Convention Party Favors. Not a cool acronym though
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basel_Convention
Skatakopita
FOB: Found Out Back
Sample slogans:
The 13th Monkey.
Secret Tsanta.
Sac Chanceux
Not Meh Problem
I’d like to have the Fuko bag renamed the “S.cat Sack.” Of course, it’s a reference to Schrodinger’s cat, because the sack simultaneously contain’s both crap and treasures, at least until it’s open. It’s also a reference for how urgently you wish to get the old crap out of your warehouse (scat!), even while being a similar reference to how quickly they sell out (I have never won one, and I’m bummed out too, man). It easily lends itself to the obvious scatological reference. Finally, for better or for worse, it has me postulating about the contents of the sack of Schrodinger’s cat, which can simultaneously be empty (perhaps it is a female feline), or contain one nut, or two - although, it really is hard to stop at just one). I do find this contemplation to be a refreshing alternative to the contemplation of one’s own navel, and/or the lint within it. What say you?
“Stupid tax”
Bonŝanca Sako
Compost Crapshoot
if you rename it “flamethrower” it will be illegal to possess in both California and Maryland, thereby creating safe havens from the constant stream of garbage. property values will undoubtedly skyrocket as people secure their spots in these few crapless sanctuaries of America. the other 48 states will slowly become barren junkyards, littered with 30-pin speaker docks, miscellaneous hunting knives and a wide assortment of nominally functional but practically useless objects of various shapes and sizes.
you awaken with a jolt. “oh thank god. it was only a nightmare” you gasp. you leap to your feet and peer out the window. your breath catches in your throat as your eyes scan the landscape: towering piles of garbage, as far as the eye can see. a bright red piece of fabric flaps mockingly from the tallest pile. it’s a fuko bag, bright and hopeful, blissfully unaware of what it’s done. you sink dejectedly back into bed and try to go back to sleep. even sleep is scarce here.
meanwhile, in southern California:
a border guard stands solemnly on the wall, searching intently across the Arizona desert. It’s been only two days since the last attempt to illegally carry junk across the wall. this last was the most brilliant yet: a swarm of micro-drones emerged from a secret tunnel and swept the wall, knocking three guards off their feet and distracting six more while larger drones attempted to carry meh-branded pillows over. thankfully the guards on the secondary wall saw what was unfolding and reacted quickly enough to put an end to it. the pillows were intercepted and launched back over via trebuchet. “never again” says the guard, shaking his head. “not in my California.” a voice booms from a PA mounted high atop a pole, echoing through the dense suburban maze below: “citizens, today is the 107th anniversary of the day our beloved country died. on this Fuko-day it is vital to remember that a junk-free home is a happy home. please, just say no to Junkers and Mehtizens.” a single tear falls from the border guard’s eye as he thinks of those lost in the junklands, perhaps forever. “someday, brother. someday I will see you again.”
a red bag tumbles across the distant sands.
The Trucker Roundup
GetSum Jetsam
SpotSum Flotsam
sac de merde
I’ve Made A Bag Mehstake.
Unwrappers Delight
Taint Tote
(Sack Of) Spoiled Meat
You should probably avoid it, but you don’t really want it to go to waste
Remehns
Sack voll Mist (German for “Bag of Crap”)
“Bag name from fool who want a free bag?”
a bit wordy, but accurate
Eucopia (too soon?)
How about the classy(French) avant ne frappe le ventilater or Scots mus toie e greim golpee air neach leartanin. aka before it hits the fan.
Mehcopia
Glory Bowl
Bonŝanca Sako
Bag of stuffs
The PNAPFOUWBM
Probably Not A Pallet Full of Useless Widgets But Maybe
Happy Funtime explosion guts
Receptacle of Meh
Me(h)ssA Crap
Discounted Mehmentos - we can slide into your DMs
Paska säkki - Finnish for crap sack!
Buyer’s Meh-morse.
stuffs o’ fluffin!
sack of disapointMEHnet
Crazy go nuts
The “Oh Crap! Bag”
It took me 4 years to achieve a bad approximation pronunciation of Fuko, and now it’s being retired?
In keeping with the spirit of things, my entree for renaming is:
“NewNameButYouStillCantPronounceIt”.
Does is need to be a bag? How about a pack? A crappack.
Bag Of Old Great Expectations Refurbished Stuff
BOOGERS
You can replace Stuff with a shorter four letter word.
Refresh bag
Wait, I came up with another one:
Scam Sack
ScribeDelivery
Irk’s Revenge!
handbag of horror
satchel of sadness
Mediocre Margarine
I can’t believe it’s not better
mishmehsh
Wasted Postage
Waste of Space
Meh’dnight Failure
Mediocre Ecrement Handoff
Fukoyukuro
Scrote Tote or Nut Sack…because you have to be nuts to order one of these things. Can’t wait to see designs for this one!
There’s already a product out there that has grabbed onto the nut sack moniker, it’s a leather man bag.
For the most inside of inside jokes, you should call it Nux.
Nux = Mediocre
Meshok! Meshokov Day! Since we can’t use Japanese I say we use Russian! Putin will LOVE it.
Surprise Sack
mehga bag
Junk
hot mehss
Fukoburro - it’s a Fuko delivered by animal delivery service! Only slightly slower than USPS!
Happy Fun Times Bag
F.O.S.
)
(Full of Stuff; what’d you think I meant?
Why not just call it “The Bag”. We already call it that in normal conversations and in the forums. It doesn’t matter if it’s the BOC from Woot or the Fuko from meh, my friends always ask if I got “The Bag”. The name is also simple, mysterious, and mediocre; after all, this is meh and we strive to be nothing more mediocre.
Funbags
Delusions of Candy Corn Bag
hoo-hah-meh
Cash for Trash
Dr. Meh’s Calliope of Misery and Regret
Cache of Trash
Anuchit allowance. Anuchit basket
Shipment of Excrement
Tanoshibaggu
B.S.
Box of Surplus/Scrap
B.O.S.S
Box Of Surplus and Scrap
-Buy your own BOSS!
OR
Colostomeh Bag (because it’s full of crap).
X pounds of shit in a Y pound bag.
(like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag)
Trove of Indifference
Valise d’ merde
The Underwhelm meh
Middling-Exceptionally Humdrum
Bag of regrets.
Cooltuff
Schrödinger’s Mistake.
FOMO: Fear of Meh Objects
John Wilkes Booth.
or Aaron Burr, if you didn’t have free shipping.
Meh-hahs
Next logical step is obviously Fukobukoro.
UnMehtionables
Subprime Meh-age
IRK’S BOOTY
@jonkliao LOL@Troll Butt!
@jonkliao @PocketBrain The Troll Tote
Meh-ry Christmas box
I think the name should be BFD for Badly Failed Deals or Buck For Dump or … and very very rarely a Big Fu!
ing Deal. I was a big fan of the three letter name you used on your old site because it had so many meanings.
@don that was supposed to be bucket for dump
The Bag of Mehvelous Stuff!
-Meh’s Bric-a-brac and Ignominious Excess and Scrap
Buy a box of MehBIES!
Maybe something good? Maybe something bad?
Guess you’ll just have to find out!
(Here’s a hint: It’s probably bad)
Frustration Tote
Grievance Gear
Bummer Bag
Letdown Pouch
Sack of Indifference
B-grade Loot ->> BLOOT!
The tragedy here is that the sound of my three-year-old earnestly saying ‘fukobukuro’ makes me giggle every time.
@Jasongb if you thought that was fun, you should have heard a number of adults “trying” to say it!
E-Commerce Vulture Casting (a.k.a. the “EC-VC”)
FYI: castings - also commonly called pellets - are the regurgitated undigestable remains that birds (particularly birds of prey) cough up shortly after eating a meal. A fitting replacement for the former-fuko product when you consider that much like the meh.com business model there is a whole niche industry of people who collect these literal bundles of vomit, wrap them in shiny foil and then sell them for a tidy profit to suckers…err…educators… who then gleefully unwrap and pick through the mass of detritus for fun and edutainment.
Even better for Meh, if they go with the EC-VC concept there’s no need to include some fancy-schmancy bag in every bundle. Instead, they could just wrap a bunch of crap from the warehouse in aluminum foil and put one “special shiny” in every box, thus building an extra layer of excitement and anticipation into every delivery. unless of course you’re that lucky sucker who’s foil “shiny” item turns out to be an actual ball of bird barf.
@Turken You’re welcome.
https://smile.amazon.com/Pellets-Barn-Pellet-Large-Pack/dp/B00FGED110
btw, “owl pellets” gets 5 pages of returns on Amazon, with 48 items per page. Although admittedly, not all are actually owl pellets.
Meh-prise (surprise)
der Schiss
Meh-lort
poot!
moot!
croop!
Bag Of Stuff You Can’t Return For Store Credit.
Amehzing Bag
A bag and other crap we had laying around
Breakfast Octopus Corpse
Irk’s Effects
SWCS (shit we couldn’t sell)
The “I can’t believe it’s not Better” bag
Underwhelming Sack
Baggy McBagface
Mehmories of better days
Frank
Trist Fack
Sad / frumpy box in swedish
Mehlaria
SUCKAH!!!
unSELLABLE
Gimme Shit
Irk and Glenn’s Sloppy Seconds
FunkyBurro
Amehzing Container of Burning Deficant
LIFE Box (Leftover Inventory For Everybody)
Receptical of rubbish
The Enig-meh
The Lotter-meh
I Won! - meh
What Just Happened?
Meh, The Addiction
Meh, Why Not
Wasted wares
Bogus, man. Bag Of Great, (or) Useless Sh…stuff. Or B-for-BOx, including a ‘bogus bag.’ And Irk could go incognito as… bro Gus… brogue Gus?
Heward’s Handy Haversack? Meh’s Middling Mehversack.
El Crapador!
Box of Pox
COD
Container of Desire
Container of Disappointment
Put COD on the shipping box; the postal service will love you!
The SUTM (shut up and take my money)
Excremehnt
Mehnure
Kakabukuro - goes with the recent poop imoji theme.
Rumple Mehnze
Duffel of Disappointment.
Sucker Experimehnt Kit
Bitter Disappointment (works whether you get one or not).
Sporran - the kilt purse.
Sporran of Disappointment.
Trunk Junk… some people like lots of junk in their trunk
SWAG-LOVER
bag.
Bag of disappointMEHnt
The T’Pring or the Stonn.
Spock: Stonn, she is yours. After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.
Meh’s SST
Server Stress Test
Just checkin’ if our on-call IT staff actually have their phones with them…
Bleh Meh
DIBs!
Disappointment In a Bag
Also brings to mind the insane rush to get these things.
Bag of Mehfortune
Salsa Merde.
(Or Maybe
Sales-a Merde)
Floccinaucinihilipilification
meh
left
…over
…(bag)
Pech Tasche (bad luck bag in German)
@drey07 I always joke that German is a language that can take the simplest concept and turn it into a seven-syllable compound monstrosity. “Pech” is one of those brilliant exceptions.
Crapchute (pronounced like crapshoot, but chute conveys the terrible slide down Chutes & Ladders).
Note: was lucky to get a fuko on 7/9
Note: like this has a chance of getting meh recognition
Something Went Terribly Wrong
Describes both the effect on the Meh staff on launch and shipping, as well as the inevitable disappointment of the receiving parties. Plus, you already have the catchy tune and video for it. (Which makes a great ringtone, BTW)
Shirley Jackson’s Lottery Box
Note: got a fuko already
Note: not being presumptuous, or may be I am, but just want to avoid total crap
Ænigma Bag
Enimeh Bag
Mehvelation
Any of the above with or without a Conundrum Wrapper
warehouse leavin’s
Irk’s Dreck
zekl fun bobkes
or as one word ‘zeklfunbobkes’.
Or ‘zeklfunglik’ or ‘glikzekl’
The Leftovers
D. U. M. B. Stuff (decidedly underwhelming meh bag)
My wife suggested “poop satchel”, which is a favorite lighthearted insult of hers. Which she calls me frequently. Am I a fukobukuro? Is that all I am to her? Just an unlucky bag of disappointing surprises? No, I’m sure that’s not it. It must be the other thing.
Swag Drag
Boy, I scrolled down to post and it just kept going and going…
Irk’s Some Package
(say it outloud)
Zekl Of Bbupkis
The womp womp
@shaunanl WOMP = We Order Meh Packages
Stuffbox 5.0
Mehstery Bag
Fucko Buckarow
Sack of Stupid Stuff
Boxatron 3000
Rummage Rucksack
Shock Satchel
FUK Mii
Ire of the Luck-ish
The Mediocre Support Club - “I am meh and that’s okay”
40 degree day box
The patchwork irk
Both for the mascot, and because you will definitely be irked with what you get.
R-BOC (Random Bag Of Crap)
I think this is your winner!! Holla!
Bag of - Oh, you missed it.
Freaking Arbitrary Random Teaser Stuff ( or S
) FARTS
@LittleLulu You can say ‘shit’ here.
MOAT Bag - Meh-ist Of All Time Bag
Robot Scrotum
Bag of Captcha
Because that’s what most of us get.
WastedSpace
Irk’s Perks
Schrodinger’s Lesser Known Bag.
Full of endless possibilities…until you open it.
Meh’rde
OBEM bag (One Born Every Minute)
We should call new bags: “Renaming these had people so worked up that they couldn’t adhere to the rules by posting one idea per post.”
I know it’s kinda wordy but say it several thousand times out loud and it starts to just roll off your tongue(if someone near you doesn’t cut that very tongue out of your mouth due to their new found insanity that you may or may not of caused[mostly may]).
PASD - Probably A Speaker Dock
“I PASD on the bag this time.”
Bummer Bag
NQCB - Not Quite a Colostomy Bag
or
OSACB - One Step Above a Colostomy Bag
The blue Bag of Crappiness
(Yes. I know they make the Fuko bags in multiple colors. No reason they can’t make blue the standard color from now on.)
Gomi Sack (Japanese for Garbage and English for sack)
Salty Sal’s Sad Satchel of Selections… or “Sssss”
The Otter.
A
1 Most Excellent Container of Superior Quality Goods!!!
Sorrow Satchel
I say, keep the name, change the language.
Go for Norweigan: ikke posen
NotRecylaBAGle
Mehniac Sac
Reverse Lottery.
like a mirror universe, the winners lose, and the losers win.
@ekw Calling it a lottery is probably not a good idea
@lichme I am like a machine for generating bad ideas . . .
Box of Dog Bollocks
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dog's Bollocks
WOPR
bag
the losers end up frustrated & the winners wind up disappointed.
Meh Addict
CaCaDuJour
SchMEHcles
Cadre O’ Crap
Meh-hem
especially if we have to assemble our own bag again.
Bewilderment Bin
Nickelbag
The bag that everyone says they can’t stand, but secretly love…
Mediocre Mansatchel
Batman: The Bag
Mehnic Depression Box
Mehnic - The Ordering phase
Depression - The Captcha Denial or Opening the Package phase
Bag of Disappointment.
You’re excited about it, but it’s how your going to feel. It’s also incremental C -> D. BOD.
barakhlo
Box of Something that Went Terribly Wrong
Unerwünschte
lycka säck (Swedish for luck sack)
Luck Me? No FukU
Bag of holding.
The bag of untapped potential
Save A Plastic Tree And Use This To Bag Your Groceries Ya Big Ol’ Dingus Bag
This bag is comprised entirely out of recycled materials
Bag of Meh
White Envelopes (Red envelopes are good luck in Chinese culture
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_envelope, but white is the associated with death and worn in mourninghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color_in_Chinese_culture#White)In addition, they probably won’t be envelopes, so you have another selling point on their mediocrity.
Please do not buy this bag.
Bonus points to peeps that know where I got that horrible idea…
The Infinite Improbability Bag.
Think of the most infinitely improbable thing you could buy for $5, and you’re really just as likely to get that as you are to get a pallet full of bricked smart watches (which is actually highly likely, I think).
@DennisG2014 I like yours too.
Despondensack
DIY Project Kit (Results may vary)
Portmaneau of Woe
Poo Poo Platter
Dazzle, Brazzle
I was planning on playing hooky today and getting drunk celebrating my first fuku/bag of crap ever. I had my alarm set for 4:58am even. Refreshing like a mofo then BAM the button changes and I’m in. Then I get the damn I’m not a robot thing. This is on my ipad, same device I used the other day to buy the 4 pack the other day with no i’m not a robot thingy. First I get the select all the pics with cars, no cars I hit next. Then I get the signs one, it still insists I’m a robot. Go through it a couple more times and womp womp, deal paused. I’m destined to never get a fuku.
Cajamala
Mamahuhu (Chinese for so so)
Darligetaske
Only if you’re an insomniac are you getting one…
It’s our bag, baby!!
Bot Bag
You have to be a bot to even be in the running…
Krampenboxen
Mystery Meh
You have to call it the “Sad Sack”
Your Mom
(She could be full of crap.)
The Slew of Despond
Sack De Trop
(Sack of the Unwanted)
Maybe just “Sad Sack”
Meh-diocre Meh-ss
The WIRM (Worst Inventory Reduction Mechanism)
@carrollhome or WORM bag: Worst Overstock Reduction MEH-chanism
Huck in a ruck.
Loser luggage
Krapěā chokh dī (Apparently means “Lucky bag” in Thai and also starts with “Krap”). Win-win.
Turd Tote
The Apathmethic Bag
(from apathetic)
Bag 'O Mehrican Delight
Load o’ Crap
The You’re All Getting Leak Frogs (but not) Box.
TROLL TREASURE
Canapès of Crap
or Canapès 'o Crap
Taste of Waste (Must have Haste)
Ugh I suck at this
One Man’s Trash is Another Man’s Speaker Dock
The bottom of the barrel?
Obnoxious
Meh
Grab
!(factorial)
Bags
OMG! Bags for short.
Avoidmeh - I feel like there’s a double meaning there.
Building on someone else’s and an earlier one of mine:
The Sorry Sack for Suckers
and a bonus we can add a new entry in the urban dictionary for the meaning of SSS
Sucker Sacks
Quantum Meh-chanics (although I think it breaks the uncertainty principle since you know that what’s inside is crap)
Colostomy bag.
Mehftoverfest
Arthur. (((
G.H.)))
Yer obveeisly looking fer “The Bag of Trash Formerly Known as Fukobukuro”.
gboat
Irksac
Fishing
You can say I went fishing with my money. Sometimes you land a big one. Usually you don’t. Oh, but the fish stories!!!
Pandora’s Bag
Satchel of Suckitude
Pyrite
Package of Pain
Crapper Catcher (Facebooking optional)
Bag of Broken Dreams ( I got BOB’D)
Container of Crap
Transfer of Trash
Lucky Bag in French:
Sac Chanceux
Sac mehChanceux
mehChanceux Sac
Deal Paused
Or Lucky Bag in Italian:
Borsa Fortunata
mehFortunata Borsa
mehFortunata Bag
Fuku bag
Too Late It’s Over
Amarini osoi (Japanese for “Too Late It’s Over”, per Google)
Second-rate adoption of unwanted commodities.
Satch’o’Crap
It’s definitely not a purse
Mehga Rubbish
Bukakke
Ablagestapel
My suggestion:
FunkIt
Mehtrocity
¯|(ツ)/¯
Attaché of Absurdity
Carrion bag! I will check back on this in bitter disappointment all evening.
Mehgan’s bag!
Now I can’t find where I had the original post (sorry about that)…
But this can be used as meh’s official announcement
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The SSS for short
Funbags
수수께끼의 가방
susukkekkiui gabang
(Bag Of Mystery)
Shitsubo Bag. Japanese for disappointment, according to Google. Also perfectly describes the contents.
eMEHpera
Flaming Bag on the Porch.
Pandora’s Bag
Rutledge’s Rummage
mokotla
phumba thumba
BooMehRang
Bc it’s surprises coming back around again.
Bag of Scrap
Lucky Junk
Bag of Hem
Meh Misérables
kaʻeke huna
How can you go wrong with bag of MEH baloney or MEH Malarkey Bag…darn kids get off my lawn!!!
The Immortan Joe Collection
Troll Treasure
Irk’s Bindle
I’ve got nothing! I’m just surprised you kids haven’t asked for more than the $5/month allowance.
The Great {Holiday} Mehsaccre
Why Me Bag
So-so-kobukuro
Mehntat
A Meh-mory!
Call it the “Be happy bag”, since you should be happy you didn’t get it.
VoE.
/buy
@uncleop Sorry, I’m not sure what you’re trying to buy. Make sure you’re posting in today’s deal topic.
Bag of Unobtainium
The “Already Sold Out” bag
Id call it the DANG Bag
(Definitely Almost Not Garbage)
Lucky draw.
AhFukIMissedIt! Probably closest to the feeling that happens when we missed anything on this site…
The Hoarder Test
Surprise party
“If it takes more than 4 seconds to order it- you ain’t gettin’ it” Bag.
Frustration-Full Packaging
Call it the Irk Sack.
The EYWNGOOYWWWYD. It’s Welsh for “either you will not get one, or you will wonder why you did.”
Favors from Meh
Mehmorial sack
Sad Sack
Because it’s how I feel when I don’t get one
Since I just missed out again, I’m currently feeling like a sad sack
Cinco de Paska
(I Google’t how to say ‘five’ and ‘shit’ in other languages. Landed on Spanish and Finnish.)
I’d like to propose naming it the Don’t Be A Dick Bag. Not only is it fun to say, but it is an important message for society. Especially here. I have stickers ready to go and can start promoting the new name immediately.
Dick out.
Skilly Wop Badoo Bags
Grab (her in the pussy) Bag
miscellaneous egesta haversack
zufällige Scheiße Which means random shit
du blev skruet.
Danish for “you got screwed”
Ar-meh-geddon
Meh!, Just a bag of stuff.
motley excreta holdall
Whatthefuko
mingled excitable horse-hockey
momentarily eye-popping hogwash
Pandora’s Toilet!
How about “Sold out. There are no more.”
Fuko-Youko-Bag
All A-meh-rican Grab Bag
Robot Says What?
Sheep Sound Bag
Shame sack
“Mehbe I’ll stop buying random crap”
DumbDumbBox
“Why did I pay for this?”
“Regret-in-a-box”
The Unattainable Sack
Shilt
White man’s crack
F
ck or I’M NOT A FRICKEN ROBOT!
The inevitable spousal financial argument starter kit
fools bet
The “my estranged daughter has to like one of these things” box
Grandpa’s Burden
'Meh’lting pot
Thing in a bag
Booty
Prime plunder
A Mehdiocre bunch of stuff
Swag
Kukobufuro
(It’s an anagram. Or a remix.)
Gabbargwen
metameh
失望して申し訳ありません
Shitsubō shite mōshiwakearimasen
Random Mystery Box of Surprise and Intrigue
STP
Saving The Pacific [from yet more plastic in the Pacific Plastic Patch]
袋にたわごと
Fukuro ni tawagoto
Ooh, me so boxy. Meh love you long time.
Leftovers
@marcimeh You wrote this while I was scrolling through to see if anyone else had written it. I found ‘the leftovers,’ which is not as good.
Nothing Useful Totes
Totes nothing useful
Because all the kids are using totes nowadays for totally
G.A.M.E.B.O.Y.
giant awful messy explosion bag of yuck
How about the Skruyutu?
Bottom of the Junk Drawer (or perhaps a different location of the Junk Drawer each time, in place of Bottom)
B.O.M.
(Box of Mehmories)
/giphy hey is this thing working?
Irk’s Moneybags
Maybe bag
I feel sorry for the meh team…I didn’t read all 1400 of these, and someone probably has to. So, sorry if I duplicate, in that case, it’s simply an example of GMTA.
Suck-Sack
Big Red Bag (BRB)
Black Rhino Bag (also BRB, but more rare?)
Irks Sucky-Sack (hmmm…an iSS)
Irks Big Red Bag (iBRB, that will get the windowz boyz’z goat!!)
Nickel bag of Meh
Unicorn of Meh-thingness
Looking at my brainstorm of ideas (well, more like a light sprinkle), I’d go with “Irk’s Big Red Bag” but my brain is fried after all of this stuff called creativity. So, I need to go take a nap now, and dream of all the goodies in the lucky last fuko to come soon.
Flotsam-bag, or Fuyū-bukuro, to keep with the Japanese theme.
DammitIMissedAgain
la peor bolsa de cosas - PBC for short.
la caja loca (the crazy box)
Five-sack, “Go-fukuro,” in reference to the price.
Sack of Richards
Hem.com Bag
because meh is awesome and this bag is the opposite.
Hey, at least I tried.
Tentacles!
Cthulhus bag of Misery!
Silly-Willy-Nilly
“Wack Sac(k)”
See, “Wack” can be good, bad, or minimally adequate.
I’m going with the Fuck-You-Buckaroo bag. I won’t even charge a royalty for use of the name…
Granted the name violates your own Fuck-On-Front-Page policy, but that only heightens the effect. Decent folk should know better than to buy the damn thing in the first place…
Meh’s revenge
erMEHgerd bag
@debraae /image
ermahgerd
Disappointment (or bag/box of disappointment) may substitute dissatisfaction for disappointment.
Meh ham
Here are some suggestions, which you might consider variations on a theme:
बदनसीब बैग
несчастливая сумка
bolsa desafortunada
ጥሩ ያልሆነ ቦርሳ
____________________________ كيس سيئ الحظ
անհաջող տոպրակ
şanssız çanta
不幸的包
õnnelik kott
_____________________________תיק מזל
несреќен торба
કમનસીબ બેગ
I could go on, but there’s lots to choose from here…
Couple thoughts:
Instead of calling them Barf Bags like the airlines give out, just call them Captcha Meh bags—they will work the same way as barf bags, you want to throw up doing all the captchas so they have the same purpose—and maybe the same contents inside them once they are filled.
Bomeh
(“ba-meh” - pronounced just like “bomb”)
It may not be politically correct to order a bomeh through the mail, but meh isn’t known for political correctness. Further, if you like it, it was Da-BOMEH! If not, you bomeh-ed.
In case it hasn’t been mentioned in the 2.74x10^13 replies above: the “I AM NOT A ROBOT” bag…
Stuff your sorries in a sack!
Merde-meh
Betrayal
Bag of Junk (needless junk!)
Awful Attache
Crapola in a bagola
Meh-Kasu. Kasu is a word that literally means “a leftover, useless byproduct.”
Succa-sac
BoochyBag
+1 Bag of Molding?
The New Fukobukuro
Could call it what I already did, “Bag of fuk”
saladuskott = “mystery bag” in Estonian
Official Packaged Apathy!
–OPA!–
if you’ve eaten at a Greek restaurant, you should get the reference… hopefully giphy doesn’t disappoint, diving in blind… oh-well, damnit giphy.
/giphy opa
Bag of Destiny
Crapolitos!
Captchmeh…
Fukyu…or fokeyoo…
Trunk of Junk
Bag of Meh-tastic
Morningscrap
Meh-be garbage
Notmehstuffanymore
Mediocrate
Meh-ximum Effort
Leftover crap no one would willingly buy
Trash we overbought and are now passing on to you
Half-the-fun-is-getting-there bag
zeit-gas
@dude offgassing of the zeitgeist
Warehouse declutter sack
Mehrde
It is sorta French, so that makes it fancy meh crap.
A mediocre cornucopia
Buyers remorse box
snowball in hell bag…because that is how long they last
/giphy snowball in hell
Tantalus Box, like Tantalus from the myth - It’s something you are tempted by but are left with no satisfaction…or because they sell right out so you can never get the damn things anyway.
Danny Bonaduce’s after hours grab bag
Famous Unbelievably Kitschy Uselessness
fuktcha … with added captchas
fuMEHko… A Mehremake of fuko
Thrift Gifts
Name the bag after me, Bill Lehecka. I come around here rarely, and when I do, I bring disappointment with me. Even rarer still, I delight one or two posters with my randomness. A Lehecka Bag would be Lehecka lot of disappointment for you.
@BillLehecka bath!
Royal with Cheese
Unfornate Dream Destroyer
The Mehsnatchel
The kale of deals.
Bag of Wanting
abbassare - let down in Italian
@mehbee Keeping the process of naming in another language
Pettymys – let down in Finnish
Kecewa – let down in Indonisian
tInwI’ yInISQo’ – let down in Klingon
Rauti – mediocrity in Fijian
Mediocridad – mediocrity in Spanish
Watapoona – mediocrity in swahili
Mediocrappy
loot box
The Nessie - rarely appears and then impossible to get
Unicorn Turds
Schrodinger’s Bag - is it alive with goodness or dead with crap?
@mehbee came here to post that myself . . . well done
The satchel of stuff we couldn’t sell. AKA the S.O.S.
Pandora’s box o’crap
Joy Luck Bag
The bag of fortune!
søppelsekk - Norwegian for trash bag. They are well known for their recycling and besides, certain troll like folk may find it appropriate Sample bag picture
Bah Wit Da Bah Da Bag Diggy
Mehbe good, Mehbe sucks
OMG! Crap!
Cameo’s codpiece
Twokobukuro
smehgma
The meh formerly known as fukobukuro
Drab bag
Mehstery sack
Two-handle discount
Crowd-sourced disposal
Bearded cram (Because goats. It’s not inappropriate. Fall for it.)
Kon Mari Bag of Misattributes
Mehnstration
Yesterday Sales on Today’s Surprise
YeSToSs!
Bagday Bragday
How about Meh-cellany or
Thingameh-jigameh?
Bag 'n Brag
ELUNO
Grab 'n Brag
Sofa-King-Meh
How about “Unobtainium”? Doesn’t seem to matter how hard I try, I can’t get one of the damn things. Or maybe “Eludium 236”.
How about naming it “Fred”
Why? Well, it’s a pretty “meh” name, for a pretty “meh” thing, that every once in a while is super cool. Sorta like a “Fred”.
So, there you go…brag to all of your friend (notice not plural!!) “I got a Fred!!” And they will be green with envy.
worek bzdur
Bone Sako
Mediocre Meh-dicine
Mehga bag
“Sack-Of-Disappointment” because you’ll be SAD after you buy it.
A Package of Serendipity
aka: A POS
or A Possibility of Serendipity… still a POS though.
Mehtard for suckers
Moron Detector
Orukubokuf
Get it…get it…? No? It’s ok, they are already gone.
.hem haws
Sac O meh
ToteMeh (Totem-eh)
MeheM Bag
Probably not a TV bag
Miss…Vaaaaanjie
Caca crate
Dollar store & more
I beat the Captcha bag
Don’t buy this meh
Calamehty
Hate that I just thought of this:
404 Quality Not Found
Vestibule of Patience
How about “you’ll never get one even if you are logged in and refresh right away “ or the meh-stry box-o-crap?
Leftover Shineola
How about a Rucksack? I wasn’t familiar with the term, but learned it’s like a backpack. The word Rucksack could certainly lend itself to a certain letter substitution during a Mehrathon
Eh meh
Bolso Malvado.
Sounds scary with all those vowels… And keeps with the international theme
Bag of carp
I don’t know what I Mehspected
Craptastic Bag!
Fucme bag of crap
Fucmeh bag of crap
塵袋
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Mehfuken sac of crap
Poop ourri bag of …well you get the gist!
Cheatos
糞袋
All too late I remembered an obvious choice
Kobayashi Maru
It is unwinnable.
Omnium-Gatherum
Sal-meh-gundi
Remainders in a Container
Meh Samples
Meh Blind Date
Meha culpa
New name: Scrotum
“A pouch of skin containing the testicles.” -Google
Useless bag or treasured belongings. Either way it is definitely a Fukobukuro.
Drops the mic.
Omniumeh-Gatheriumeh
Irks for Jerks
Mystery Meatless
Smitty
“Box O’ Snakes”
NASRAT SI DO BOT
Language: Czech
English translation: To crap in your own shoes.
Meaning: Famous Czech idiom meaning you are responsible for your own bad luck, karma, or situation.
Example: John crapped in his shoes when he bought that NASRAT SI DO BOT on Meh.
Keep it simple: Sack of Stuff
Or just label it Meh
Gris gris bag
SURPRISE SACK
Junkie Thingamajigs
Mehkobucrapo(Meh-ko-bu-crapo)
Cats-paw’s and lollipops, suckers!!!
Meh Box. Mox.