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Heya people, goat, and @chadp.
@Cythwulf here. I’m the newest addition to the CS team. Just wanted to introduce myself and say how excited I am to be here.
I don’t really know what to say, so I guess I’ll make this a Q&A. I’ll answer questions if/as they come in!
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@Cythwulf, I’m so sorry.
@therealjrn Not sorry enough!
Pillow?
@Ignorant Pillow(s). Gotta have at least 10. I’m a nester.
What’s a CS team?
@cranky1950 counter strike
@cranky1950 Customer Service. When @therealjrn screws something up, and you put in a ticket or email, we fix it.
@Cythwulf What’s customer service? (boy I’m just hittin em outta the park today)
@cranky1950 Thats what them peoples use when I mess something up.
@cranky1950 That’s the real question, isn’t it? I like to think it’s a mix of playful banter, some creative problem solving, and a heaping dose of Wonderwall.
@cranky1950
Cat Shirts.
@Cythwulf - At least that’s what you said in the interview, right?
(nudge nudge wink wink)
Welcome to the land of mehniacs!
What is the one order you placed at meh.com?
@Ignorant Powrtabs.They’re like batteries, but more Meh.
@Cythwulf please feel free to buy as many of them as you like so that we don’t have to see them again.
@jbartus I did, thanks! I got 2 packs!
@Cythwulf thanks for your contribution to the cause
If we lived in a horrifying world where purple did not exist, what would your favorite color be?
@mflassy It’s a playful little color I like to call Bled. It’s halfway between Blue and Red. #purpleforlife
@Barney
You better protect this one from harm.
@Cythwulf re bled: I was hoping you were going to cut @mflassy. Fucker is still fucking with my name!
@mfladd seriously… How are you so fucking special that you have a stalker on meh?!
@mfladd Personally I keep reading your name as “madflack”…yum yeah I know not very close but the word mad is in there and flack minus the ck but there are tall letters at the end…close enough
@Kidsandliz nah, he’s a lad that’s a mother fucker.
@Kidsandliz
There IS a mehmber with that name though.
https://meh.com/@madflack
Account is hidden.
@mfladd
There are only so many ways to shorten Lassovonovsky.
Of course though, I don’t have that issue.
@Kidsandliz I remember deals.woot days and there was someone who said they always read it as m fladd and always pictured a duck. AFLAC.
@mflassy I do recognize the difference between the two so wouldn’t mistake them for each other, just pronunciation in my head. LOL
@RiotDemon
@Cythwulf I
you. Don’t ever leave us.
@mfladd I always think of you as Count m-fladd, the vampire.
@Barney Nice! Thank you
@Barney Man, it took you awhile to approve of me!
@RiotDemon re stalker: Lucky, I guess?
@woodhouse I
you, too. But I didn’t think you wanted anyone to know about our affair.
Why is there anything at all?
@mflassy Because @therealjrn messed up that great time we had going with nothing.
@Cythwulf It’s true, my bad.
When do many grains of sand become a pile of sand?
@mflassy 3.
If everything in the universe – including atoms and particles stop moving, does time stop? Or does time continue even if everything is frozen?
@mflassy What is time, if everything is frozen?
@Cythwulf @mflassy If everything was a Disney movie about two estranged sisters and a loquacious snowperson, it would seem to imply profound effects on low-temperature thermodynamics.
@mflassy I’d say yes. What is time? In my opinion, time is simply measurements of the earths movements (1 turn of the earth on its own axis = 1 day, and one orbit of the earth around the sun = one year), so if EVERYTHING stopped moving, including the earth…by definition, time (measured movements of the earth) would also technically stop. Just my $0.02
Why do banks charge you for ‘insufficient funds’ when you don’t have enough money on your account to pay it?
@mflassy Because you spent their money. That’s not how it works. They get to spend your money, not the other way around. How dare you?
@mflassy It’s job security for their CS folk.
What would motivate a person to take such a step which would expose them to ridiculous questions and people? Surely no amount of money is worth being exposed to lunacy.
@mflassy Ha. You assumed I’m not already a lunatic. That’s where you went wrong. I would argue only a lunatic would work here.
@Cythwulf
Let the record show that I never made any direct reference to you, and that you just called willingly and happily called yourself a lunatic.
@mflassy Good point. I’ll own it though.
@mflassy
Top 3 movie genres?
@mflassy I kinda feel like genres are so open that they’re not as telling as top 3 movies, but if I had to say, I guess it would be: Comedy, Science Fiction, and Action.
@Cythwulf Follow up to @mflassy’s inquiry, top 3 streaming “originals”? Netflix, Amz, Hulu, whatevs.
Forewarned: if your response even vaguely infers you don’t own a TV we’ll form a mob…
@ruouttaurmind I have a TV, but I’m not super invested in streaming “originals.” I mostly watch Futurama, Parks and Rec, The Office, and Friends over an over.
@Cythwulf Your honesty, however disturbing, is appreciated.
No internet at home? Or just no interest? Maybe you prefer to spend your precious free time on intellectual pursuits like reading historical biographies or maybe Olympic curling?
@ruouttaurmind Haha. No, I definitely have internet. I prefer to play my games and leave things that I’m familiar with on in the background. That way I’m “watching” tv, but in reality, I’m making those stinking Imperials fear the might of a geared Jedi Guardian!
@Cythwulf Riiiiight. So you are THE Cythwulf Of worldwide gaming acclaim.
What’s your favorite part about servicing customers?
@medz
Follow up to my previous question:
What are your top 3 movies, and what are the pros and cons in your mind of each movie, and why did you rank them in the order which you did?
Woo Hoo!
@therealjrn
Nope. That would require having emotions and feelings.
I have none.
@mflassy Star Wars, Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone, and DragonHeart. Pros, they’re all great movies. Cons, they all have endings. I ranked them in this order because I felt it would generate more questions about this topic.
@Cythwulf Skimming this I first presumed you said “more questions about this logic”… and I was thinking logic!!!
@Kidsandliz You will find very little of that here, I’m afraid.
@Cythwulf it’s interesting to me that you didn’t include fantasy in your top 3 genres considering that all three of your top 3 movies are fantasy movies (granting that Star Wars falls in both Fantasy and Sci Fi)
@jbartus I cheated, and googled a list of genres. Fantasy was not on the list. Plus, most things can fall into multiple categories, like the overlap in Fantasy/Action or Fantasy/Adventure.
@Cythwulf Yeah… But… I mean… I see what you’re saying and you’re right but there is a pretty strong Fantasy component to each of those movies you named enough so that at least two of them would deserve a first billing for fantasy as far as genres go.
Then again we could get into the blurrier territory whereby every fictional movie is, by the merits of being fiction, a fantasy…
@jbartus Exactly. That’s why I’m not 100% on board with just choosing genres.
@Cythwulf I cannot refute your logic. So let’s do this. Rest of the movies in your top ten in any order of your choosing?
@jbartus James Cameron’s Avatar, The Princess Bride, Lord of the Rings Trilogy (taken a 1 whole), Step Brothers, Evolution, Underworld, and Galaxy Quest.
Can I haz catshirts?
@narfcake Sure can. I charge $200 a pop.
@Cythwulf
Most likely he will take you up on that.
@mflassy Sweet!
@Cythwulf You accept candy corn as payment, right?
@mflassy Oh come on! I have standards, y’know!
@narfcake
/8ball Should I even bother mentioning the obvious in regards to the claim by Narfcake that he has standards?
Ask again later
@narfcake Sorry, all full up on candy corn.
@mflassy
@Cythwulf That means …?
I’m so sorry you’re being paid by your boss with bags of candy corn.
@narfcake I’m not. Lifetime supply!
@narfcake bricked candy corn then. You can stack them up. Make a cat tree.
@Kidsandliz Yeah, my cat plushies might turn on me if they ever find out their cat tree is made of candy corn.
/8ball Is death by plushies possible?
It is certain
@narfcake
Vampires or werewolves?
@ELUNO WEREWOLVES, hands down. It’s not even a contest.
So who do you anger to get demoted to this job?? Just kidding
@AttyVette I irked Irk. Totally worth it.
@Cythwulf well that irks me too
/image pity
Why would anybody think it’s a good and financially sound idea to sell seashells by the seashore?
@mflassy I think it has to do with the convenience of not lugging them far.
@Cythwulf and Panache.
@mflassy Susie has she has (no) Q
The seashore is where some shop for seashells; she that secretly swipes all swell seashells from the strand and shelves them for her stock should say, “Seeking seashells? See my shop for strange shapes, sequestered from sand and sun.”
And she should say it three times, fast. It’s traditional.
@aetris that was beautiful.
I was excited; I thought maybe it was a Challenger approaching…
/giphy Challenger Hellcat Approaching
P.S. sometimes giphy sucks
@duodec That’s better than if a Mustang approaches …
@narfcake lol
@AttyVette
/google Mustangs and cars and coffee
Mustang Crashes Peeling Out Of Cars And Coffee For The Billionth …
https://jalopnik.com/mustang-crashes-peeling-out-of-cars-and-coffee-for-the-1769096289
@duodec that gif rocks!
p.s. had you done the gif work old school that wouldn’t happen. Just say’n.
@mfladd That would take effort. And I did choose to stay on that giphy 'cause it was awesome
Will you be my new girlfriend?
/giphy love at first sight
@ConAndLibrarian are we sure they’re female?
@RiotDemon
@RiotDemon
/giphy thinking
@Cythwulf iRobot fan?
@ConAndLibrarian maybe you need to find a meh boyfriend instead. You don’t seem to have much luck with the ladies.
@RiotDemon It might be a guilty pleasure.
@Cythwulf no guilt necessary!
@RiotDemon Well then…
@cythwulf, will you be my favorite deputy?
/giphy you’re my favorite deputy
Favorite pizza?
@RiotDemon Black Olives, Spinach, and Bacon. I know, I’m a monster.
@Cythwulf
@snapster Please fire immediately!
@Cythwulf Bacon? WTF?! Way to make a perfectly healthy pizza unhealthy!
/s
@narfcake I’ve seen you add bacon bits to your salad!
@narfcake @Cythwulf Bacon is good for the soul; a healthy pizza is incomplete nutrition.
@ELUNO
@narfcake It is a serious waste of bacon. Sheesh. Might as well just drown bacon bits in cheese and catsup.
@Kidsandliz Catsup?
If you could prevent the tragic death of a character in a movie, who would you save? (e.g. Mufasa, Uncle Ben, Han, Sofia Coppola(meh,) etc.)
@ELUNO At first, I was tempted to say Plo Koon, but he would have just gone out and gotten himself killed anyway. He’s like that. So I’m gonna save Sirius Black instead.
@ELUNO Old Yeller hands down, no ifs ands or buts.
@cranky1950 Or Hooch.
@cranky1950 that dog just barked all the time anyway
@medz Just Barked??? Saved a whole family from getting hydrophobie he did. Single handedly by hiz own seff. Just barked shit
@Cythwulf do the leashes that are for sale right now work well in the bedroom or is the leash too stiff??
@sohmageek oh my
@sohmageek I’m a big proponent of glow in the dark. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
@Cythwulf your shrug is missing an arm and has a floating hand…
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@Cythwulf
Tip:
There’s a slash command for the shruggie.
https://meh.com/forum/topics/mehdown-slash-commands
@sohmageek I approve this question!
@mflassy Thanks for the tip!
@sohmageek His arm is asleep.
@Cythwulf Asleep on the job???
/image I’m telling
@Kidsandliz To be fair, I did get approval to sleep at ~9 PM last night.
@Cythwulf you dropped this \
@Targaryen yoink!
@Cythwulf
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@Cythwulf kind of funny. But my box of crap from woot came today. Guess what was in it…
@sohmageek OMG, did you find my missing arm?!
@Cythwulf that’d be weird to use in the bedroom… the item that I asked you about from the fuk-off we meh-rathon.
Video games?
@RiotDemon Very much. In fact, I’m chilling with some of my MMO buddies right now.
@Cythwulf Are you joining us on Sunday game night? I never miss them!
@ELUNO liar!
@ELUNO No clue. I have not been brought up to speed on “game night.”
@RiotDemon
@Cythwulf https://meh.com/forum/topics/chestnuts-roasting-over-an-open-game-night----sunday-half-past-niiiine-est
@ELUNO Sweet. I’ll be there as often as I can!
How much wood could a
woodchuck@woodhouse chuck if awoodchuck@woodhouse could chuck wood?@narfcake @woodhouse does seem like they could seriously chuck wood. I’d have to guess somewhere in the neighborhood of 600.
@narfcake “wood’n’t you know it…bet @woodhouse STICKS around the house a lot…in fact @woodhouse would be on a LOT, if it was a real wood house…IMO.
@AttyVette I PINE for the day when puns become mandatory, no matter how GRAIN worthy they are.
@AttyVette ax him if he’d be living in splinters in that log house due to his axe axtion. Bet he’d split his sides laughing.
@narfcake thanks as you have always TREE did me right !
@Kidsandliz you are right — do you think @woodhouse splits his time ROOTING around meh be? Maybe he is BRANCHING out his territory.
@AttyVette Or maybe he is going to leave everyone at meh in the
sawdustI will eventually need to know your gender before making totally inappropriate comments. Don’t believe what anyone tells you about me. Wait, scratch that - you probably should.
Welcome anyway!
@mfladd
Cannot predict now
/8ball is Cythwulf a dude?
@medz Google says yes
@Ignorant Does it?
@Cythwulf it does.
@Ignorant I blame @MasterJedi. They stole my username.
@Cythwulf yes it does
How many Han Solo figurines do you have in your house right now? When will you add more?
@2418558 Zero, and never. Han died, like he should have back in 1980.
@2418558 Flee!
@Cythwulf Liar.
@Cythwulf so you going solo on this then ?
@AttyVette You might could say that. XD
Baby otters or baby penguins?
@RiotDemon both
@RiotDemon
/giphy otters
@RiotDemon baby hippos
cats or dogs?
@Cythwulf
@Cythwulf /giphy must be on a new line.
/giphy otters
@Cythwulf oops, I see you figured it out. Didn’t want to edit mine and lose that cute otter.
@RiotDemon otter be interesting
Which iteration of Harley Quinn do you like the most?
@mflassy
I’m more of a Marvel guy.
/giphy Harley Quinn
@Cythwulf
@mflassy that chart needs updating now that Sony is playing nice.
Has anyone ever made an animated gif of your face?
@medz Not that I’m aware of. But they did draw a picture.
@Cythwulf why?
Get Smart Agent 99: Barbara Feldon or Anne Hathaway?
Believe everything you are told about @mfladd and nothing about me
@mikibell I don’t remember. It was a long time ago. Anne Hathaway.
@mikibell
What if @Cythwulf is told to believe nothing anything about @mfladd or yourself?
Would your combined statements be included? (If so, then we can’t believe the latter statements, etc…)
@mflassy since yours is an or, it still works with my and.
Betty or Veronica?
@therealjrn Hmm. This is actually a tough one. Gotta be Betty.
You’re walking in a forest and you found a black suitcase. Inside it, holds 1 million dollar and a piece of paper stained in blood with a single word “Don’t”.
Would you take the suitcase home or leave it?
@mflassy Screw the suitcase. I’ll pocket the money and get the heck out of dodge.
@Cythwulf
Would you rather forget who you were or who everyone else was?
@mflassy Another good one. I guess I’d rather forget myself. Enough people know me. They could put me back together.
@mflassy Before my son…definitely wouldn’t mind forgetting everyone else…After my son…it would totally be forgetting who I am…I would never want to forget him
so what kinda cookies do you want us to send you???
@somf69 Sugar or something with Coconut.
@somf69 I was gonna ask this.
How are you at living within comprehensive absurdity?
/giphy "comprehensive absurdity"
@f00l Well!
/giphy crazy eyes
@Cythwulf
If you had to choose between walks on the beach, a chalet in a winter wonderland or a fall drive in New England what would it be?
@candiedisilvio1 The beach
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise. It’s crawling toward you. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on it’s back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can’t. Not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
@Sabre99 which desert?
@RiotDemon It doesn’t make any difference what desert, it’s completely hypothetical.
@Sabre99 I’m sure I had my reasons. I’m guessing it’s the same reason I flipped the turtle in the first place.
@Sabre99 Ever notice no one will answer “Because I’m a total asshole and enjoy torturing helpless animals.”
@cranky1950 What if they answered “Because I’m a total asshole. I love animals, but I hate myself. I did it to torture myself” ?
Surely it depends on the tortoise? We were driving past the duck pond one day not too long ago and saw this ENORMOUS turtle in the road. My wife immediately had me stop the car, run out, and carry the turtle across the road. It turned out later it was a snapping turtle, but it wasn’t at all aggressive.
I guess that has nothing to do with the original question, though.
@capguncowboy You probably should turn yourself in to homeland security.
@Sabre99 What tortoise?
BTW - Thanks for a reference to my favorite movie.
We have several folks crowing about winning multiple Fukobukuros today. What is the official limit on bagging Fukobukuros during Fukobukuro 18: Meh-rathon Edition?
@therealjrn I could have, but didn’t.
@therealjrn I always thought one so I did not try for any others.
@therealjrn Realistically? 0. They’re sold out.
@therealjrn those extra orders have an interesting way of disappearing…
@therealjrn
@Thumperchick already addressed this in the 2nd meh-rathon.
https://meh.com/forum/topics/fukobukuro-meh-rathon-edition-2#59c179c5d67bb609780892ba
@mflassy Thank you, but we have some street lawyers saying that this one didn’t say anything about it.
@therealjrn Let’s all go to Taco Bell and make something to send them.
@therealjrn What are the thoughts on a Fuku for Fuku virgins?
@rtjhnstn A virgin is a terrible thing to waste.
The questions in these ‘getting to torture the new kid’ threads are getting way better.
Does the goat get a Fukobukuro?
@therealjrn do not hold breath. still waiting on my goat trophy.
@therealjrn I think meh has already gotten ( ERRRR )given you your goat…so to speak …so was that baaaaaaaaaaaad?
@AttyVette lol
@therealjrn no
@therealjrn How many pallets of candy corn is that?
Is there anyway I can redirect my fubko to someone who didn’t get one?
@candiedisilvio1 you monster.
@candiedisilvio1 I asked and was told by @Thumperchick we can’t do that at this time.
@thismyusername OMG the truth is out! You found me. I’m the 3rd mehathon Fubko Grinch that ordered 2. I feel like I stole one from a fubko virgin so I’d like to give it to someone who may have won as my deserving punishment for being a
@AttyVette crap that stinks
@candiedisilvio1 no no no you don’t get it… these are fukObukuros… you are really doing someone a favor.
@candiedisilvio1 nope.
@thismyusername oh! Now I get it thanks!
/giphy light bulb moment
Will meh ever sell Sansas?
@Pamela Maybe. You’ll have to check back tomorrow, and the next day, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that…
@Cythwulf what about Samosas?
@Targaryen
/8ball Will Meh ever sell Samosas?
Ask again later
@Cythwulf I suspect you are not familiar with the abundant and wonderful Sansa sales offered by meh in its previous incarnation as the original woot.com. A lot of people would like to see them again.
Will you ever run for congress?
@ELUNO I’m going to try and avoid that, but I can’t make any promises.
@Cythwulf If you can’t make any promises (that you will never keep) then you won’t make it very far in politics!
Favorite genres of music?
@RiotDemon Instrumental
Meh has customer service?
@sarahsandroid CS now stands for Cythwulf Service.
As a fellow wolf, what’s the origin of your username? I’m a wolf of the floaty air-filled variety.
@PooltoyWolf Fun story. When I was much younger, I realized that I hated having a username with numbers at the end. In my search for something unique I started tacking words together and then hacking them apart. Being a fan of Grey Wolf from the old Monster Rancher games/show and Beowulf from the Old English poem of the same name, I came up with Scythewulf and chopped off the edges.
@PooltoyWolf To that end, I guess you could say I’m a wolf of the choppy/slicey/stabby variety.
@Cythwulf Interesting story, thanks for sharing! Though, do be careful with the slicey choppy stabby around me, hahaha. Pooltoys don’t do well with those!
/image Scyther
/image wolf
/image Syther Wolf
Howdy!
How did you learn about the job opening? Had you ever shopped at woot or meh or any of the mediocre sites?
How many interviews did you have?
@bdb Great question! I actually filmed the whole process, since I knew someone was going to ask this. Don’t tell @chadp.
http://www.imgur.com/a/G6rU8
@Cythwulf I see.
You fit well here.
@Cythwulf
BWAHAHAHA!!!
@Cythwulf you motherfucker… I just walked right into that
@Cythwulf shit.
@Cythwulf Thank you! I love that song, always great to have it show up unexpectedly in the middle of my day.
Dog person or cat person?
@narfcake Dog person! Meet my pooch, Zorro!
@Cythwulf
aww thought I’d share one of my two dogs with you…this is Nike and he always wins at my house!
@Cythwulf
(I’m a dog person, but seemingly has a lot of catshirts.)
@narfcake is the 1st a Lab or Doxidor?
@rtjhnstn Zorro is a lab
@narfcake
I hate any animal to starve so I feed a lot of feral cats and have caught and spayed or neutered four of them so far. I had gotten some of them pretty tame hoping that I could get someone to adopt them but no luck
So anyways, I have bought a lot of cat shirts too…not wanting to offend my adoring feral cat crowd of course.
@Cythwulf
We’re traditionally a cat family, but we got a dog less than a year ago. I think she knows we’re cat people, but she still seems to like us.
Some sort of lab mix.
@Cythwulf We’re a ‘2 Dog Household’.
Chevy on guard.
Chevy & Jetta…
Chevy is the ‘Camera Hog’…
Is cereal a soup?
@therealjrn Huh. We just had this conversation recently. I will counter that with this thought. If it is, does that make ice cream a soup?
@Cythwulf YES, THE MOST DELICIOUS SOUP EVER.
@Cythwulf
Do Androids dream of electric sheep?
@mflassy Sort of? I’ve heard that they specifically dream of Mareep.
If a countryside town is experiencing a 4 foot snowstorm, and the wind guests are unbearable, and it is 4:30 PM on a Wednesday, what percentage of people on the flight from California to New York are busy watching other people eat custard donuts?
@mflassy 42%
@mflassy But I think the much more important question is, “why are they doing that?”
Toilet Paper - Over, or Under?
Answer wisely, as your very soul depends on it.
@mfladd
It’s hard to stay mad at someone who accuses me of being a stalker when the accuser shares somewhat similar ideas.
@mflassy Wasn’t me.
Little known fact - stalkers forgive easily.
@mfladd This is meh … so everywhere? I mean, over the building, under the eaves … why not?!
https://meh.com/forum/topics/september-goatdom--sohmageek
@mflassy I thought I was the one who called you a stalker.
@mfladd @mflassy Just make out and get it over with!
@mfladd Toilet paper? Get with the future!
@Cythwulf that answer was a total wipe out…meh be🤭
@ELUNO WTF!? Where did that come from? Are we in middle school?
@Cythwulf Wrong answer!
Your soul is mine.
@ELUNO
@mfladd is not my type. He’s too calm/tame.
@mfladd I thought middle school was too mature for us meh users.
@mflassy No take-backsies!
/giphy evil laugh
@ELUNO
@Cythwulf What’s your favorite Super Smash Brothers Game and character(s)?
@dashcloud Smash 64 and Fox
Haven’t seen this vital question asked at all yet!
Pie or Cake?
/giphy pie or cake
@daveinwarsh Why not just have both? #Piecaken
@daveinwarsh
@Cythwulf
We will continue asking questions here for ever. Will you answer all of them, or risk getting FIRED???
@ELUNO I will answer them until I forget to do so!
If you were a vegetable, which would you be?
There are no wrong answers, but you WILL be judged based on your answer.
@mflassy Hmm. I’m gonna go with Onion, because they’re layered, not everyone likes them, and they’re on the list of least healthy vegetables.
@Cythwulf I had onions in my fajitas last night and I can still taste 'em. So, what I think you’re saying is, you have a lingering, overpowering effect on people.
@medz works for me!
@Cythwulf We’ll all cry if someone cuts you up.
@ELUNO Me too! And bleed everywhere.
If you were a USB cord port, what kind would you be?
@mflassy I’d be a “SuperSpeed.”
@Cythwulf
If you mean:
Then wouldn’t that make you useless to a lot of people?
@mflassy Probably, but I’d argue that most of technology is useless to “a lot” of people, unless they have the know-how and compatible tech to make it useful.
@Cythwulf Hopefully not in bed!
@ELUNO @2418558 would be the one to ask, but I’m guessing they’re going to say “Yes, in bed, Cythwulf is useless to pretty much everyone.”
Ketchup on a hot dog?
@ELUNO All the fixin’s! Ketchup, mustard, relish, onions, shredded cheddar, sometimes even chili.
@ELUNO No. Blasphemy! Mustard and relish - NEVER ketchup.
@mfladd I only put ketchup.
/giphy ketchup
@RiotDemon Same here!
@ELUNO
@RiotDemon lol. But that’s mustard only!
@RiotDemon You’re dead to me
@ELUNO it’s not me eating it, is it?
@mfladd
@RiotDemon i dunno. Maybe it is!
@ELUNO I’m the one shaking my head disapprovingly, obviously!
@RiotDemon that’s better!
If you died and came back as a tree, what kind of tree would you be?
@therealjrn Sycamore! ((insider tip: I’ve been told that sycamore syrup tastes like butterscotch.))
@Cythwulf did @woodhouse teach you that?
@RiotDemon Nope. I’m hoping to surprise him with my tree knowledge.
Update: @woodhouse liked my tree fact!
@Cythwulf does your partner like butterscotch?
If you were stuck in a deserted island with Irk and Glen (@Matthew didn’t survive the shipwreck :’( ) who would be most likely to become your Wilson (lover) and who would you most likely grow to hate and murder?
@ELUNO I feel like we’d try to be civil, but Irk and Glen would team up and try to consume me before I could do the same to them. So I’d have to make a coconut into my own wilson, to help even the teams and keep watch when I’m asleep.
If you could have but only one superpower, what would it be?
@therealjrn Super speed.
What would you ask Irk in the Ask Irk! thread?
@ELUNO I’d probably ask something like, “What’s your favorite 5 letter word?”
@Cythwulf
/giphy moist
@medz
/giphy Bacon
How many bluetooth speakers do you think a person should own?
@daveinwarsh At least 1 for every room in their house, car, and desk.
Which color would you be 100% on board with?
@ELUNO Red.
No wait, blue…
Both, together!
/image purple
@Cythwulf
@Cythwulf Welcome to the party! Don’t forget to flush. Also, what’s your dream vacation?
@cinoclav Thanks, but I only operate on the “if it’s brown, flush it down; if it’s yellow let it mellow” philosophy. I want to travel to New Zealand and travel the Lord of the Rings locations.
@Cythwulf Did you grow up with septic tanks?
@Cythwulf What if it is both yellow and brown?
@cinoclav I did, actually.
@ELUNO In that case, due to the presence of brown, you flush it down.
@Cythwulf That explains it. As the user of a public sewer system (and someone who really hates lifting the lid to find old pee), it’s flush every time for me.
What is your preferred computer operating system? Follow-up, if you know/use more than one, please list them in order of preference.
@therealjrn In my opinion and for my own ease of access Windows > Linux. I game, so it’s just easier that way.
Who is your favorite Hobbit?
@daveinwarsh Meriadoc Brandybuck
Which movie in the Child’s play/Chucky movie series is your favorite?
@ELUNO No clue. I’ve never watched them, I’m not a huge fan of horror, and tend to avoid them.
@Cythwulf Nooooooooooooo
@ELUNO Look at you, trying to charm me with Vader quotes
@Cythwulf
/image anakin sand
What is your favorite Christmas or Holiday song?
@daveinwarsh @RiotDemon will want to know this one.
@daveinwarsh
@Cythwulf That’s just amazing.
He doesn’t even move his lips!!
Did you think you were safe and we would forget about this thread?
@ELUNO Safe is a relative term. I did, however, forget about the thread.