Meh. Steel Cage Match QTR1

@baqui63 Oh… just read you entire post and see that you’re off in search of rules and all… ok.

In case there was any doubt, I don’t have a cat.

@jbartus they tend to do more repeated characters, i was just trying to decipher your acronym

@DMlivezey just a button mash.

@jbartus well that’s good cause i was kinda getting stuck after the first 11 characters

@DMlivezey I will give you a cookie if you manage to come up with a coherent acronym translation for that button mash. You can skip the special characters as necessary.

@jbartus looking inward, mother finds that night goggles do stay black because having night goggles from ebay kinda like, hmmm, kicksit; / .

kicksit means just no sucky dumbo farts going back behind fun dog gunk, huh?

kicksit, umbrella? yellow lightning!, 6 udderly terrific mangoe joes guzzled behind halls, just kicksit

for in kicksit, ur just kicking yourself inward.

li,mftngdsbbhngfeklhk;/.kmjnsdfgbfdghk,uyl,6utmjgbhjkfikujkyi

looking inward, mother finds that night goggles do stay black because having night goggles from ebay kinda like, hmmm, kicksit; / . kicksit means just sucky dumbo farts going behind fun gunk, huh? kicksit, ? yellow lightning!, 6 udderly terrific mangoe joes guzzled behind halls, just kicksit for in kicksit, ur just kicking yourself inward.

@Chops

@Chops Are you going to play?

@Chops you didn’t register, but you are certainly welcome to join the torture, i mean fun

@jbartus you mean synchronized napping?

@baqui63 yeah I believe that was one of the rules proferred in the other threads by @DMivezey

@carl669 naw, you’re good.

@carl669 nope, you had until 2030 EDT, now you have until 2100 EDT

@carl669 you’re safe by twelve minutes.

@DMlivezey wait… you said we must post once every thirty minutes, not once within every thirty minute block. He’s obliged to post again by 20:48!

@jbartus yea, that’s how i meant it “every 30 minute block”, and i can track it easier, and you can catch a longer break that way to do whatever

however anyone offering to be co-moderator can make up their own stupid interpretations of the rules, terms and conditions apply

/giphy the small print

@DMlivezey I interpret the rules as they are written. >.>

@jbartus True.

@baqui63 @DMivezey FYI my parents always said I was born to be a lawyer… or a politician.

@baqui63 ok… yep, it appears I figured that one out on my own…

/giphy smarter than the average bear

@baqui63 pretty much, the /giphy needs to be the first text of a new line for it to do anything…but otherwise yep.

@baqui63

@Ignorant are you attempting to get in on this action, our numbers are

/giphy few

@DMlivezey I’d be out in the first 30 minutes. I’ll watch from the sidelines.

@jbartus which time zone? or in your time zone of choice?

so far i don’t see @compunaut or @narfcake, 3 minutes to go and this game just got significantly smaller.

@DMlivezey beat me to it.

Should it be in EDT (what meh.com uses)? Or DMlivezey’s time zone (which I believe is also EDT)? Or something like PHT (where DU2 is atm)? Or maybe one of those cool/stupid time zones that is 45 minutes out of sync?

@DMlivezey every other timestamp here has related to EST so I went ahead and assumed that was the official time zone for this shindig. Either way… it’s 6 hours of napping we weren’t gonna get otherwise so…

@jbartus @baqui63 pacific time zone of course. it’s the only true time zone. the rest are all posers.

@carl669 get with the times, we’re now discussing a freeform nap chit version of the same proposal to be consumed whenever desired.

@jbartus ugh. you people and your fancy rules. can’t we just make this a death match. we could have it in the thunderdome!

@DMlivezey we have nap chits now? Woo hoo!

is actually on a 36 hour no-sleep streak right now so the next 24 would be… impossibru

@jbartus that was a spinoff proposal to yours, not agreed to as of yet, but it won’t take much to reach a

/giphy consensus

@DMlivezey especially as we just lost two of our clan.

@DMlivezey @jbartus I’m open to it… been averaging less than 4 hours a night for the last week (getting caught up on some reading and tv) and I only had one cup of coffee today

@baqui63 @jbartus, even without @carl669 we have a simple majority, shit it might even be a super majority, so reply with your agreement with a HEARTY meh, and it is a new rule:

With 90 minutes advance notice, a player may use their one 6 hour nap chit, e.g. at 2200 you may register your nap chit for 2330-0530 - this means you have to post at 2330 and 0530 to stay alive

/giphy kapeesh?

@DMlivezey MEH!

Hearty enough?

@DMlivezey we also just lost @compunaut and @narfcake

@jbartus yup, updated the score shit as suck, or such

@DMlivezey unless we establish the nap chit policy and add a contingency that failure to post within a given block causes immediate consumption of your nap chit with your 6 hour window beginning at the time of your last post and your required return time being no more than 6 hours after your last post. In this case @narfcake and @compunaut would have to return by 02:00

@jbartus hmmm… not really complicated enough tho…

@jbartus well that’s a perfectly good reason for the 90 minute advance registration of nap chit rule, so you have to plan when you will crash and burn, and so i don’t have to open it up to more because tracking

@DMlivezey it was just an idea to keep @narfcake and @compunaut as qualified entities for another 5 hours.

@baqui63 eh… she got away without being forced to type…

@jbartus i’m here. and eating the aforementioned pizza. (so i guess this counts for my 2100-2130 block?)

@jbartus check the score sheet, 3 plus me remain - Meh.

@carl669 what kind of pizza did you make?

@narfcake I say it’s fucking rainy today. My SUV needed the oil changed and they fell behind

@carl669
yankee oscar uniform hotel alpha victor echo golf oscar tango bravo echo kilo india delta delta india november golf uniform sierra whiskey india tango hotel tango hotel india sierra sierra hotel india tango

I feel like I used maybe six or seven letters out of the whole alphabet just now

@carl669 and here i thought you were speaking spanish, whiskey tango foxtrot?

@DMlivezey
Echo sierra tango alpha mike oscar sierra hotel alpha bravo lima alpha november delta oscar echo sierra papa alpha november oscar lima echo november foxtrot oscar november echo tango india charlie alpha alpha hotel oscar romeo alpha?

@jbartus my head hurts

@baqui63 ask @narfake, he seems to be the rule guru :wink, a.k.a. replies count

@DMlivezey @narfake is a fake. And probably not awake.

@narfcake stop rhyming i mean it

@jbartus seconded.

@carl669 thirded, if he agrees to say spank you with a GIF

@carl669 thirded

@DMlivezey Please, @carl669? Also, a few fucks for upping the fucking fuck count.

@DMlivezey Wait, you ninja edited that!
/giphy raspberry

@narfcake yea, i’ve agreed to being a greedy editor in past

/giphy posts

@DMlivezey I’m going to regret this, aren’t I?
/giphy spanks

@DMlivezey works fine for me, what’s happening (or not) for you?

@DMlivezey hmmm
works fo rme… at least it did last time I tried, I think

@DMlivezey what device? what version of android? and which method of logging in are you using?

@carl669 galaxy S6, Andoid 6.0.1, it says i entered the incorrect password, ALWAYS

i use LASTPASS on my computer, which use to give me issues with multiple Meh. accounts

do you generally use you email or username? and is the username case sensitive?

@DMlivezey Username, no signs of case sensitivity.

@DMlivezey i don’t think the username is case sensitive. i usually log in with my google account. but, since i’m going to be in china and google is blocked, i tried to login with my username. i’m not sure i ever even set a password. so, i had to do the ‘forgot password’ thing.

@DMlivezey My firefox is messed up on Meh.

@baqui63 how ancient?

@carl669 HTC Amaze… I got it in … hmmm, I wanna say April of 2012, but not sure… checking…

March 13, 2012.

@jbartus yea, as long the posts continue

@DMlivezey Hell … maybe!

@DMlivezey bah humbug. Point of order. We can’t vote on this rule change til we vote on the nap chit issue. What kind of parliamentary procedure are you trying to enforce here?!

@jbartus

@jbartus well actually we already ‘voted’ that nap thingy in - see my BOLD text above

so how about the next rule update re: only new posts count, since search through every post and reply for the latest reply is maddening now, and it’s only going to get worse

this is not a democracy, it is a

/giphy traveshamockery

@jbartus thanks.

either the rool that comes with the sealer from the other day will be a lifetime supply or else I’ll use it a lot and need these bags sooner than later. There is no middle ground.

@baqui63 that sale is only good through Sunday IIRC.

@compunaut Us … weird? Why I’m as normal as any other mehmber here!

@compunaut If @narfcake gets a pass, so should @compunaut. Fair is fair.

@carl669 Apparently we’re voting the nap chit thing here:
https://meh.com/forum/topics/meh–steel-cage-match-qtr1#57522830025b0f040666c494

As for the rule change for replies… I guess that’s okay

@carl669 Since I was late, cast my vote for whatever the majority is.

@carl669 Aye!

and that makes 3 of 5 without @baquis or @narfcake voting

@narfcake rule for nap chit is for 5 hours in nappyville given a 90 minute advance notice of nap chit registration

@DMlivezey six hours, @narfcake’s is five. >.>

@DMlivezey I’m fine with either or both rule changes

@jbartus yea, that’s what i said - maybe i should have used some punctuation for clarity

@narfcake well if post at the start of a 30 minute block you can buy yourself almost an hour of freedom

@jbartus What the fuck (still counting, @carl669?) is a ‘nap chit’?
/giphy nap chit

@compunaut a potential rule change allowing each player a single 6 hour grace period in which to take a nap. @narfcake’s was reduced and hour for being an hour late so yours would be reduced two correspondingly.

@compunaut @jbartus, but @compunaut needs to say ‘spank you’ with a GIF and ‘surly’ with another GIF to get back in the mix

@jbartus Shoot, that means it’ll probably take me longer to tap out

@compunaut current fuck count is 2540

@baqui63 yay! Did you get the FoodSaver link?

@baqui63 glad that works… as I’ll be able to post from my bike if it doesn’t rain much tomorrow.

@jbartus I did. thanks. see my reply above ^

@compunaut is in, 4 hour nap chit with 90 minute advance notice granted, unless a majority of then current participants says otherwise, with a resounding:

/giphy November Foxtrot Whiskey

@jbartus lol

Damn guys, he figured it out. So now we can’t just wait for him to take a nap and then have a vote that the contest ended early and everyone present won.

@jbartus

@jbartus I guess that’s the risk taken when the nap chit is used

@jbartus but i’ve never seen west side story.

/giphy west side story

@carl669 better check Netflix? xD

@DMlivezey if you have multiple meh accounts make sure lastpass isn’t fighting native browser’s filler

@DMlivezey i’ll try running it in genymotion. what browser you using on the phone?

@jbartus yea, that was an issue on windows, but i don’t think i have it autofilling on the phone

@DMlivezey My phone had jelly bean and I’m using chrome on it.

@carl669 i use chrome on the phone

@DMlivezey just tried logging in on an S6, 6.0.0, stock browser. used username/pass and it worked fine. i forgot how to get play store on a virtual device so i couldn’t try chrome.

@carl669 Don’t look at me!

@carl669 only if they get me some first. Then I can make a frappe with my new Blendtec and sprinkle jimmies on top.

@narfcake I jsut had a popsicle (really, a frozen fruit bar)

@compunaut yeah I had one about half an hour ago.

@narfcake yay!?

@narfcake Or maybe you’ve just broken the addiction
/giphy break the addiction

@compunaut I’ll still be buying; it’s just that it’s been a low priority. Besides, if I go too long without a catshirt, I’d get withdrawal symptoms.

@baqui63 I shall now be careful to make new posts (as well as replies).

@compunaut what about cation?

@carl669 Malathion?

@jbartus But who bestows the brownie points?
/giphy brownie points

Eww; that first GIF was gruesome
OK; last chance

@compunaut brownie point bestowers, naturally.

@jbartus How about brownie consumers? Much easier to identify
/giphy identify brownie consumer

@compunaut it is debatable.

@narfcake Are you in Cali? It’s pitch dark here

@compunaut Yep. SoCal, where it hit 100 degrees today in Ontario.

@carl669 you got peanut butter on my chocolate!

@jbartus and you got chocolate on my peanut butter. now i must retaliate.

/giphy kill

@jbartus Awww; a ‘meet cute’
/giphy meet cute

@carl669 And I don’t see a ref to WSS, either

@compunaut

/giphy west side story

@jbartus well, we had some discussion of a clarification, what are the rule changes again?

@DMlivezey sigh

Rule Changes:

1. Establishment of the ‘nap chit’ system. Each participant is entitled one six hour period during which they are not required to post unless otherwise specified.
   A. @narfcake’s napping period is reduced by one hour for tardiness for a total length of five hours.
   B. @compunaut’s napping period is reduced by two hours for tardiness for a total length of four hours.
2. Posts are only guaranteed to count provided they are comments, not replies. DMivezey will do their best to count replies but it is safest to post a comment.

@jbartus you left out the 90 minute advance notice bit on the registering of the nap chit, but agreed on the other bits

i hereby nominate @jbartus as co-moderator while moderator A (@dmlivezey) takes his nap

all in favor, say Aye!

should said co-moderator and moderator A have overlapping naps (not like sleeping together overlapping, but just at the same time overlapping, just to be clear) then another co-co-moderator must take the torch.

should all such participants as may still be engaged in the frivolity belaid upon us be napping together, metaphorically, then first said napper who awakes within their allowed nap, from the slumber of sleep, shall immediately become co-co-co-moderator locum tenens.

/giphy amen

@DMlivezey I think there should be special prizes for sleeping together overlapping or napping together non-metaphorically
/giphy sleeping together overlapping

MAN that was too creepy

@compunaut same here

@compunaut @baqui63 Me three.

@carl669 I am not @compunaut, and it was a joke but thanks for playing along.

@carl669 There’s even a bit of purple goin’ on. Maybe that should be @Barney 's GIF

@jbartus

@carl669

@compunaut I don’t see anything on the gif. Never mind, I see it now. That’s MY gif? Hmph. But I do like West Side Story.

@Barney No ‘I Feel Pretty’ above?
Maybe @carl669 can fix that for you

@DMlivezey the only state that matters, Massachusetts.

@DMlivezey I think @narfcake is in his dark garden or something; (s)he might not be answering for a bit.
I’m in N TX; had a beer w/ dinner & probably should have another so y’all don’t drive me nuts
/giphy narfcake dark garden

@jbartus Love Mass(achusetts), but not a fan of your whiney QB

@compunaut when a successful quarterback complains about a bad call he’s whiny, when a player who’s having tough luck complains about a bad call he’s fighting injustice. Weird how that double standard works, don’t you think @mfladd?

@DMlivezey i’m on the left coast in WA.

@DMlivezey I’m in Flushing NY (about 11-12 miles east of Manhattan Island)

@DMlivezey I’m in SoCal.

@jbartus Some quarterbacks complain on nearly every call; those get labelled whiney. TB is not the only one
/giphy whining quarterback

@compunaut when the league is biased against you in an effort to promote parity to drive revenues there’s a lot to complain about.

@DMlivezey i’m in MI (state of location) and working on getting a little loaded (state of mind)

@baqui63 is pushing the limits by not making posts, but replies, 2.5 hours to go until QTR2

(new background shading to track that, REALLY?)

/giphy i’m an idiot

@jbartus Ppshaw
I think there’s a Psychosis defined for your condition: paranoia
/giphy paranoid new england patriot

@compunaut The Internet of giphy doesn’t lie

@compunaut http://bleacherreport.com/articles/199345-the-truth-about-spygate-punishing-success-and-promoting-parity

Read it if you are willing to have your beliefs on this matter challenged.

@jbartus I’ve read that before; just don’t buy it.
Hey, not a fan of the way the League runs their business. In fact, I’m so fed up that I’m pretty much boycotting. Since our TV watching has whittled down to nothing, it’s easier than getting aggravated

@compunaut I think the first best step to fixing the league is to fire Goodell. Have you seen this one?
http://yourteamcheats.com/

@jbartus Goodell should be gone, but he’s the owners’ boy

1. He’s really good at making them a TON of money
2. He’s willing to take the heat on specific issues so individual owners don’t have to
3. etc
   I certainly liked it better when commissioners were more independent

@narfcake About 73F here and still feels like it wants to rain
/giphy humid

@narfcake is a nice 67degF here atm. Not sure what today’s high was, but the predicted low is 63 and tomorrow’s high is 81 with a chance of rain.

@baqui63 Comfy! And California could really use that rain.

@narfcake Wish TX could send some your way. Might be a few isolated places that are still dry but there are WAY more that are washing away or flooded

@jbartus What an oddly specific request
/giphy Maui Jim Peahi sunglasses

@jbartus i want ziploc bags. or some sort of ridiculously large water guns.

@jbartus maybe some DOA tablets, they seem to have a good stock of them, but i’d really like to see a repeat of those outdoor rock speakers

@DMlivezey noo no speakers, I just got my banana boat ones!

@jbartus eh… does it matter? it will either be something you want or not. at least none of us will be whining about the time it rolls over.

@baqui63 who whines about the time?

@narfcake Sheesh. I’m already thinking about bed. The rest of the family is sleeping already
/giphy rest of the family is sleeping already

@DMlivezey
/giphy earthquake

@narfcake

/giphy underwhelming

@jbartus oh sure, that generates something far more exciting…

/giphy facepalm

@jbartus I’m blaming @dashcloud for the lackluster gifs selected by giphy.

@narfcake blame him for the spectacular one my post generated too while you’re at it. That helicopter disintegrated!

@carl669 Impressive!
/giphy impressive haiku

@baqui63 lol, you had about 12 mins to spare

@jbartus bravo!

@DMlivezey Jesus, don’t encourage him! He’s bad enough on his own

@DMlivezey If you go at 01:30 how will you start the QTR 2 thread at 02:00?

@jbartus well i guess that will be up to the co-moderator, but wait… that’s you

/giphy congratulations

@DMlivezey how did I get saddled with this lousy gig and how do I get out of it?

@DMlivezey but you make a fair point - i’d be willing to adjust my request 30 minutes out, unless anyone objects in the next 23 minutes,

LET IT BE SO

@jbartus Cuz you talk (type) a lot. Get out of it by going to sleep. That’s how I plan to do it
/giphy going to sleep

@jbartus getting saddled is optional, it can just be anarchy instead, but i don’t think you are ok with that from what i am observing

I HEREBY, AND WITHOUT RESERVATION, OFFICIALLY REVISE MY NAP TIME TO BE 0200-0800 EDT, ACCORDING TO THE RULES OF MEH AND THE STATE OF MY BUTT

@carl669 for what?

@jbartus for this thread.

@carl669 that sounds like a job for @shawn

@DMlivezey you have the link for it again?

@DMlivezey link?

@DMlivezey apparently, i don’t have access. request sent.

score sheet

@carl669 I was actually trolling.

@jbartus i thought this was publicly shared for comment (not edit)

score sheet v0.1

@compunaut i can’t express how satisfied i am

@jbartus why? (me says timidly)

@DMlivezey so I can tweak a couple of things that are making my OCD hurt. Besides if I’m supposed to be co-moderator how do I log scores for you?

@compunaut cuz replies can happen at the beginning/middle/end of the thread, hence i have to scour the entire thread every thirty minutes for all you fools

TL;DR it’s easier for me

@DMlivezey Got it. Maybe one of these whiz-bang software doobers ( @jbartus ) can make it easier next time you run this game

@2many2no hey, i bet you’re super sad you’re missing out on the torture, i mean fun

btw, does anyone know how to do strikethru font here?

@2many2no we’re doing our best to ignore them all.

@DMlivezey You can wrap your text with double tilde characters to strikethrough
strikethrough
https://meh.com/forum/topics/meh-style-guide-learn-how-to-post-good

@narfcake there’s a penguin fan?

@jbartus Relevant link edited in now. Yeah, it was kind of stupid buying it, but it’s stupid in a fun way too.

@jbartus
/giphy penguin fan

@compunaut @jbartus @narfcake I guess it was a sloppy game out there today, eh boys?

@thismyusername anyone not playing.

@Thumperchick very true

this isnt’ about winning. it is all about losing

@Thumperchick No, no, no. The losers are the ones who are watching BUT NOT PARTICIPATING

@thismyusername in a steel cage match, if i recall correctly, you start to realize who is winning by less limbs about to fall off, and apparently more blood on the inside than outside of the body, so in our thread it’s kinda hard to judge

@baqui63 i think you missed and i marked you out, but @jbartus might have found i am slacking, hold please

@jbartus found a reply for you @ 00:09 i missed, new posts please

oh yea, and your character count may be an issue when the lawyers get involved “time yet”

@carl669 not yet

I’ve had kids. The six hour nap that we now get without losing our place is two or three night’s sleep for me.

@narfcake breakfast for dinner is always a winner.

@narfcake Just tell us: Got out of the shower & that shirt was on top of the pile, right? Destiny!
/giphy destiny

@compunaut i initially read that as:
“go save the world summer roberts”
“you’re my destiny colon.”

/giphy destiny colon

@compunaut Nope. I don’t have that shirt … yet.

@DMlivezey yep.

@carl669 there’s a little IM thing there if you would like to partake

@baqui63 time for 2010 now?

@baqui63 Bucket list entry?
/giphy space odyssey

@jbartus Whoa, buddy. Who’s the one cursing in all caps, now?

@compunaut it’s cursing, it’s supposed to be loud and obnoxious!

@jbartus Blame RamyB for that - he’s the one who keeps drawing all the cutesy stuff. That was his market at shirt.woot and that’s his market still at TeeTurtle, extending over to LookCuter and CuteOfTheMonth.

@narfcake No, NO! You’re doing it wrong. Blame @dashcloud. Ramy is sweet & innocent (you can always tell from his shirt designs, right?)
/giphy sweet & innocent

@compunaut If you go back to the old shirt.woot derbies, “innocent” may not be the proper term. None of the accusations were proven, but unlike the reckoning sales, they weren’t disproven either.

@jbartus according to the rules this means you have to post at 0300 and 0900, there’s no wiggle room

/giphy wiggle

@DMlivezey >.> that’s lame. I find a perfectly legitimate way to get an extra 20 winks and you take it away. :’(

@jbartus always pushing the

/giphy envelope

@jbartus i love games, obvs, but i’ve not heard of that one

@jbartus speed?

@carl669 Mountain Dew and a Snickers always worked for me
/giphy Mountain Dew and a Snickers

@baqui63 Who?

@jbartus Aww, I thought you were going to show us how to cheat while the moderator was asleep

@jbartus actually, i’ve been watching ‘John Dies at the End’. good flick so far. kind of like donnie darko meets evil dead.

@DMlivezey are you listening to Stay?

@jbartus nah, it was running low, whatever that one’s called

@DMlivezey Running on Empty?

@jbartus yea, that’s the ticket

@DMlivezey not very good subliminal messaging for someone struggling to make it to 2 AM

@narfcake find anything worth buying?

@narfcake Shirt made me laugh, but it doesn’t really fit my lifestyle.
I liked the Dream Chair, though

@compunaut $$$

@compunaut Still not yet! I did however finish a second cup of lemonade.

@narfcake what’s in your lemonade?

@DMlivezey Water and organic lemon juice.

@narfcake yummy, as long as the water is inorganic

@DMlivezey I dunno. Is dihydrogen monoxide organic or inorganic?

@narfcake inorganic. needs carbon to be organic.

thus, using selzter (dilute carbonic acid, H2C03 + H20) would make it fully organic.

I find adding whisk(e)y to my lemonade makes it much better (aka whiskey sour, tho I prefer them unsweetened)

@baqui63 you silly chemist, you

/giphy science

@baqui63 you’re a bit short on length

@baqui63 lol, postage becomes ‘DU2 is a mehrican and has purchased some stuffs. not sure what her username is, tho I can take some guesses’

i get those two confused all the time too

@DMlivezey and it got even longer… wasn’t sure how close I was to the time cutoff… (as I said, the problem isn’t staying awake: that is trivial until I’ve been up for more than about 72 hours… the problem is not remembering to post. I’ve decided that setting an alarm constitutes cheating).

“postage” was merely a placeholder for the post that I was about to make (the “postage” from my keyboard)

@baqui63

@carl669 yep.

Tho she was actually named for Miranda Richardson

@baqui63 i have no idea who that is. so, i looked her up. and i still have no idea who that is.

@carl669 hint: firefly

@DMlivezey oddly, i was just talking about bidets to a co-worker yesterday. mainly, i was bitching about the cost of toilet paper and wondered why everyone just didn’t get a bidet. but then the question came up, how do you dry yourself after using a bidet? she said “toilet paper?”. ugh. back to square one (of toilet paper).

@DMlivezey I’m male and I have one of them add-on bidets from woot. Clean ass cracks shouldn’t be limited to one gender.

@carl669 You need much less TP.

@narfcake good point. i’ve wondered if those add-on bidets actually work well. i might have to get one. because i REALLY hate paying for toilet paper.

@carl669 Personally, I use diaper wipes.

I’ve considered a bidet add-on, but somehow see it as trouble… I’ll come home and the cats will have turned it on and filled the bathroom with water.

@carl669 They work well enough. I went with a cold water version; it was under $30, as I recall. A used bidet was NOT an option.

@baqui63 You cats know how to turn knobs?

@baqui63 i should get one then, put it in the master bath and have teach the boy to turn it on. 24 hours later, BAM!, brand new master bath!

@narfcake how would you get a warm water version? Most toilets are plumbed for cold.

In fact, I once stayed at a place where they plumbed the toilet with hot water for a week. I literally took shits in public restrooms to avoid that agony. It doesn’t seem like a bad idea for winter I suppose but in the middle of summer getting that radiant heat from the water temperature wafting up at you from within the toilet bowl as you sit there trying to do you business is pure agony.

@narfcake wouldn’t surprise me. they are, after all, cats (and not dogs).

@jbartus Some have dual inlets. Seemed stupid to me, as unless the water heater was 2’ away, the water will be cold when turning on anyway.

@baqui63 Another reason why I just stick to catshirts instead of cats.

@carl669 my son, who enlightened me of the bene’s of the bidet says it’s like an oreo: wipe, spray, wipe

much less paper than wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe

@jbartus so there are units that heat the water and even heat the seat, but they range from hundreds into the thousand range

for under a hundred you can get one with a warm water line - if you’re close to the bathroom sink there is a T that let’s you tap into the sink feed

it’s what i have in the current temp housing situation i’m in, enjoying it

@DMlivezey I thought the warm water ones had a built in heater. There isn’t that much water actually being used, right?

@carl669 very weird. Weirdo!

@carl669 i saw somewhere that this site is super popular in Korea, but I’ve not seen much Engrish in the forums.

I wander, do Meh. ship to Korea?

@DMlivezey the out of country people use freight forwarding companies.

@carl669 Don’t they cost a relative fortune? How would that make sense for a bargain website?

@compunaut apparently, even with the forwarding, certain items are apparently still cheaper than buying them in their home country.

@carl669 Like high-end blenders perhaps (but not banana speakers)

@jbartus

@jbartus i feel a username change coming soon for someone with dreams of

/giphy sticky loads

@carl669 I couldn’t pass up the opportunity.

@DMlivezey nice loading animation

@jbartus I think you and FroodyFrog need to talk. You might be made for each other!

@compunaut @carl669 @DMivezey are you guys all really not familiar with that meme?

@jbartus uh, what meme?

@compunaut I’m drinking rum