@xarous Yup - she loved the first one from the April sale and is wearing it while she sleeps next to me right now. She’s a very active person so at some point it will break or be lost. So I’ve bought a backup just now.
She’s really upset with me again,
I didn’t give her what she likes.
I don’t know what to tell her,
Don’t know what to say.
Everything got funky last night.
She was really bombed,
And I was really blown away,
Until I asked her what she wanted,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She gets a charge out of bein’ so weird,
Digs gettin’ downright strange.
But I can keep a handle on anything,
Just this side of deranged.
She was gettin’ bombed,
And I was gettin’ blown away,
And she held it in her hand
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She is so tough, as pure as the driven slush.
And that’s not true what she’s talkin’ about,
It really don’t cost that much.
She was gettin’ bombed,
And I was gettin’ blown away,
And she took it in her hand,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
@Shrdlu - Sure, other bivalves produce pearls, but these are clearly from fresh water oysters. They’re cultured. Nobody cultures clams on a scale that would lead to this cheap product. Besides, I was joking.
@Zathras Man oh man, that was really weird. I deleted the comment, and reposted the information later. I was posting before adequate caffeination, which violates one of those hidden rules.
I did know you were joking, and didn’t want to step on the punchline. Besides, pearls from clams aren’t as pretty as the ones from oysters.
I’m replying here mostly so that people won’t think you’ve taken more drugs than usual.
I bought a sequined suit from a pearly queen
And she could drink more wine than I’d ever seen
She had some gypsies’ blood flowing through her feet
And when the time was right she said that I would meet
My destiny
I like meh, and I love my wife, and I want to give her something nice, but man, if we go someplace where she can wear this, then I’m going to have to put on a tie and nice shoes, and pay for parking, and I just don’t know if I’m ready for that level of commitment based off an impulse buy.
@capguncowboy I really half expected the comment to be deleted. I guess I better be careful or you’ll all find out what a truly filthy bitch I am at heart.
@MrsPavlov After a NSFW reply made to my comment in another thread about trying to find a hand-blown glass wand stayed up, I don’t think much gets deleted around here.
Man, I was in a public place when I read that reply!
I already bought this. I also didn’t get a tweet today, so I’m checking the site 10 minutes late. What gives?
/google pearl necklace
Pearl necklace - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearl_necklace
@Bayamonprieto77 $75! I need to roll you through my 'hood… $25 and you get some Juicy Fruit and a Charleston Chew if you want along with it. Grape Nehi and Vicks Rub fix up any malady after. Damn Jewish neighborhood…
A pearl necklace? Wow, the timing of this is perfect! I was on a steamer boat leaving the dock in Cleveland the other day when my Mexican friend Dirty Sanchez asked my advice about what would make a nice present for his girlfriend. She was apparently not too impressed with the antique trombone he’d gotten her the year before, as he bought it online and it was so rusty it couldn’t even be played, what a shame. She must’ve been madder than an angry pirate after that gift! Anyway, I couldn’t think of anything at first, and there were a few sloppy seconds before I thought of an answer. Just then it hit me like a donkey punch: how about some nice jewelry? A gift doesn’t have to be expensive like a Tallahassee tyre swing–if people love each other then a sweet meaningful gift like a daisy chain is all they’ll need. Tonight’s item seems just right and I can’t wait to suggest it to him! I’ll have to wait until tomorrow though–tonight he’s putting his penis inside her vagina and they’re going to engage in sexual intercourse.
A pearl neck-lace! (Music)
A pearl neck-lace! (Music)
Zee Zee TOP!!!
I know, It’s the pray symbol, but it looks like clapping. And I figure, prayer isn’t the worst thing to promote in these very troubled times. Maybe less Poke Go and Facebuster and Spacechat and more just be nice. #IgnoreBLMbecauseTheirEvil and just be nice. #EatDinnerWithYourFamily and#TurnOffTheTVandMedia.
Sorry. Back to having fun. I got a bug up my oyster that have me…
since I laid eyes on my wife the very first time I’ve dreamed of the day I would be able to give her the elusive pearl necklace. Some guys only dream about things like this and others only read about in Penthouse letters. Thanks to meh.com i get to live it!!!
GgEEEEEEEEZzzzzzzzzzzz…GO TO PICTURES AND CLICK ON NECKLACE - IF I COULD EVEN GET A HANDSHAKE FROM THAT YOUNG LADY I WOULD PAY 24,000.00 FOR THE SILLY PEARLS …GEEEEZE - SHE IS ABSOLUTELY A T - TOTAL CUTIE PIE
Took me a few minutes to catch on. Is “Pearl Jam” another phrase that could mean something else? What about a women who is a Pearl Harbor? Ever seen pictures of Japanese women pearl divers (it is said they can hold their breath for a long time). What is simulated pearl? Ever hear about the Japanese musician who, every December 7th, attacks Pearl Bailey?
this necklace was put on sale 9 hrs ago, but it’s been paused for almost 8 hrs. This pausing has to be the worse business model on the market. Advertise that a sell starts at midnight then block purchasing for the next eight hours. This is a good model and method to reduce and gradually lose your customer base when a business is planning to shutdown. It’s very effective!
@lubeatco and yet they consistently sell out at 4pm, people come read the forum and post all day and some people that have jobs that have them at work (remember that term) that preclude using a net enabled device at midnight… think ER staff, factory line workers for that new car you bought etc… get a chance to buy stuff here… Yep! you’re absolutely right… that’s pretty lame! Thanks for pointing that out.
@lubeatco If it sells out, seems pretty effective to me. I like the new model. I was about to throw in the towel because items I would have bought sold out before I even got up in the morning.
@mdrcoast… If just selling out was the objective then pausing sales defeats that
purpose. Business growth is dependent upon retaining current customers as
well as attracting new customers. So the practice of pausing or blocking
sells to allow new comers to purchase a product will indirectly alienate
and anger current customers. Which will have a negative effect and impact
on business growth. Current customers (especially VIP) then are angry and
learn that Meh is unreliable and at any given time may pause the sell of a
product until 8a or 4p times that are not convenient for most that work
during the day. A negative customer experience, no matter how small it may
seem at the time, overtime erodes the expansion and growth of a business.
Word of mouth is and will continue to be a powerful advertising tool
businesses need to heed that.
@chienfou If just selling out was the objective then pausing sales defeats that
purpose. Business growth is dependent upon retaining current customers as
well as attracting new customers. So the practice of pausing or blocking
sells to allow new comers to purchase a product will indirectly alienate
and anger current customers. Which will have a negative effect and impact
on business growth. Current customers (especially VIP) then are angry and
learn that Meh is unreliable and at any given time may pause the sell of a
product until 8a or 4p times that are not convenient for most that work
during the day. A negative customer experience, no matter how small it may
seem at the time, overtime erodes the expansion and growth of a business.
Word of mouth is and will continue to be a powerful advertising tool
businesses need to heed that.
@chienfou I won a contest a little while back. The prize was 4 $25 coupons. $100 in MehBucks. It’s like having $20 for Taco Bell. You can basically go forever.
Things that make you go hmmm. I have pearls. Old ones, from before the cultured pearl beginnings, in the long ago times, and newer ones, including freshwater pearls.
I was going to buy this, but my wife said she already got a few pearl necklaces last week. The weird thing is she was out of town last week for a seminar, and her jewelry box has no pearls in it.
… he said, waiting for someone to make another joke with “seminar.”
Specs
What’s in the Box?
1x Necklace
1x Storage bag
Pictures
Necklace
Bag
Pearls
Neck for scale
Burg
Price Comparison
$170 Appraisal Value
Find a relevant price comparison? Please share it in a comment in this thread
Warranty
90 Day Imperial Pearl
Here before the first pearl necklace joke.
@hems79 you came quickly, I see.
@hems79 I’m simultaneously relieved and disappointed that there wasn’t one in the write-up
/giphy sigh
@Twiminy That’s what she said.
@mike808, ya gotta do it right
/giphy twss
@kus You can’t blame Sam for wanting to give Clarissa a pearl necklace…
Bought them before and those that received them enjoyed them
@xarous Yup - she loved the first one from the April sale and is wearing it while she sleeps next to me right now. She’s a very active person so at some point it will break or be lost. So I’ve bought a backup just now.
@xarous Unfortunately, I must have gotten a dud last time because one of the pearls almost immediately came loose.
/giphy sad trombone
@xarous I bought three as gifts last time. All recipients were happy with them (two kids, one adult). The necklaces look nice.
Must…resist…the…jokes…
@Mac454 Let it out. Let the jokes flow lest you pull a muscle or get a hernia.
@huja Just pull one off and pop one out? Very satisfying and relaxing.
Roll the dice? Well, here goes nothing.
/giphy pearl necklace
@capguncowboy Welp didn’t see that coming.
@capguncowboy Hey it changed where did the monster go?
She’s really upset with me again,
I didn’t give her what she likes.
I don’t know what to tell her,
Don’t know what to say.
Everything got funky last night.
She was really bombed,
And I was really blown away,
Until I asked her what she wanted,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She gets a charge out of bein’ so weird,
Digs gettin’ downright strange.
But I can keep a handle on anything,
Just this side of deranged.
She was gettin’ bombed,
And I was gettin’ blown away,
And she held it in her hand
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She is so tough, as pure as the driven slush.
And that’s not true what she’s talkin’ about,
It really don’t cost that much.
She was gettin’ bombed,
And I was gettin’ blown away,
And she took it in her hand,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
@MrsPavlov First thing I thought of lol
Every kiss begins with “Meh”
You said pearl necklace
Bath
Oh, and ZZ Top…
It would be a terrible faux pas if we all wore this on the same night.
@chacham Not if you’re gonna be sisters and its pledge night.
If a diamond is forever, a Meh pearl necklace is _________________.
@huja trying too hard
@huja for about 3 minutes.
@huja 3 seconds of awkward fumbling, 1 minute of confusion, and a night of disappointment.
“This appraisal is for insurance purposes.” i.e. not worth crap.
@Pat4ever Not true! This costume jewelry is worth at least $19…
/giphy pearl necklace joke
Did I accidentally go to morningsave?
labored-modest-iodine
Was this a mistake?
@infernohit Not if she doesn’t find out!
@infernohit Nope!
Clamming up tonight ?
@AttyVette Are you digging for something?
@AttyVette - Oyster get the species right.
@Shrdlu - Sure, other bivalves produce pearls, but these are clearly from fresh water oysters. They’re cultured. Nobody cultures clams on a scale that would lead to this cheap product. Besides, I was joking.
@Zathras Man oh man, that was really weird. I deleted the comment, and reposted the information later. I was posting before adequate caffeination, which violates one of those hidden rules.
I did know you were joking, and didn’t want to step on the punchline. Besides, pearls from clams aren’t as pretty as the ones from oysters.
I’m replying here mostly so that people won’t think you’ve taken more drugs than usual.
@Shrdlu Actually, the one taking drugs would be the poor schmuck trying to put a nucleus in a poor clam. I wonder if a Guiduck would make pearls?
I gotta pearl necklace for ya!
I bought a sequined suit from a pearly queen
And she could drink more wine than I’d ever seen
She had some gypsies’ blood flowing through her feet
And when the time was right she said that I would meet
My destiny
I like meh, and I love my wife, and I want to give her something nice, but man, if we go someplace where she can wear this, then I’m going to have to put on a tie and nice shoes, and pay for parking, and I just don’t know if I’m ready for that level of commitment based off an impulse buy.
@fuzzmanmatt - cum on her tits and tell her it’s the thought that counts. You’ll save on parking.
@MrsPavlov If he cums on her tits, likely nothing but snoring is happening next
@mydrivec Not true! There is also muffled farts. Nothing says love…
@MrsPavlov
I wonder what giphy had to say about that
/giphy c… nope, better not.
@capguncowboy I really half expected the comment to be deleted. I guess I better be careful or you’ll all find out what a truly filthy bitch I am at heart.
@MrsPavlov After a NSFW reply made to my comment in another thread about trying to find a hand-blown glass wand stayed up, I don’t think much gets deleted around here.
Man, I was in a public place when I read that reply!
Nothing says “Meh” like a pearl necklace from your dad.
@mike808 wow. that went to a dark place… Love it!
Does the Burg come with it? Looks good…
/buy
@sdseeley It worked! Your order number is: renewed-ripe-country
/image renewed-ripe-country
I already bought this. I also didn’t get a tweet today, so I’m checking the site 10 minutes late. What gives?
/google pearl necklace
Pearl necklace - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearl_necklace
I normally pay at least $75 bucks and a penicillin prescription for giving a pearl necklace…
@Bayamonprieto77 $75! I need to roll you through my 'hood… $25 and you get some Juicy Fruit and a Charleston Chew if you want along with it. Grape Nehi and Vicks Rub fix up any malady after. Damn Jewish neighborhood…
@ghostinrags Let me know which neighborhood you are speaking of. That way I can avoid it! lol
I just shot my load of 24 one dollar bills. It felt good, real good… Thanks MEH you DA best
Man, did Meh’s demographic change and I missed it? I will never buy something like this.
Wait… I am going to be dating again soon. And this might score some major points with some babelicious babe. Hmmmmm… … …
Ah, fuck it. It’ll be worth it to my nuts someday.
/buy
@haydesigner It worked! Your order number is: graven-sly-bit
/image graven-sly-bit
@mediocrebot
/giphy graven-sly-bit
Why not? My wife is pretty cool and deserves a surprise.
/buy
@trimm We wanted the morning crowd to have a shot at this too, so we’re holding back some of these until 8am ET.
@mediocrebot That was fast.
@trimm that’s what she said?
@JadenKale no, it ships via SmartPost
/giphy that’s what she said
@mediocrebot unlike me. I give em all pearl necklaces. Morning, noon or night.
A pearl necklace? Wow, the timing of this is perfect! I was on a steamer boat leaving the dock in Cleveland the other day when my Mexican friend Dirty Sanchez asked my advice about what would make a nice present for his girlfriend. She was apparently not too impressed with the antique trombone he’d gotten her the year before, as he bought it online and it was so rusty it couldn’t even be played, what a shame. She must’ve been madder than an angry pirate after that gift! Anyway, I couldn’t think of anything at first, and there were a few sloppy seconds before I thought of an answer. Just then it hit me like a donkey punch: how about some nice jewelry? A gift doesn’t have to be expensive like a Tallahassee tyre swing–if people love each other then a sweet meaningful gift like a daisy chain is all they’ll need. Tonight’s item seems just right and I can’t wait to suggest it to him! I’ll have to wait until tomorrow though–tonight he’s putting his penis inside her vagina and they’re going to engage in sexual intercourse.
@Starblind That was like underground filthy poetry. Sniff Like mom’s used to tell us after… Lessons…
@Starblind what if he gives her a pearl necklace tonight?
Ladies love a surprise pearl necklace
@PenguinOnTheRox Mine always screamed “what the f…”! Always had long winded women.
/buy
@username We wanted the morning crowd to have a shot at this too, so we’re holding back some of these until 8am ET.
@mediocrebot wake me up then.
/set alarm to 7:59am ET
@username Buy? or Bye!
No one yet?! Really?! Ahem.
A pearl neck-lace! (Music)
A pearl neck-lace! (Music)
Zee Zee TOP!!!
I know, It’s the pray symbol, but it looks like clapping. And I figure, prayer isn’t the worst thing to promote in these very troubled times. Maybe less Poke Go and Facebuster and Spacechat and more just be nice. #IgnoreBLMbecauseTheirEvil and just be nice. #EatDinnerWithYourFamily and#TurnOffTheTVandMedia.
Sorry. Back to having fun. I got a bug up my oyster that have me…
A pearl neck-lace!!!
@ghostinrags I think you missed @MrsPavlov - https://meh.com/forum/topics/imperial-pearl-18-station-necklace-1#57a40f849d9e13580832ab62
Both kinds of necklaces are a waste of a good gift on me.
Are there color options?
IT WORKED, offbeat-needless-fold Giving one to my girl and my mom… Pretty sick huh???
/giphy mopey turbulent feast
Well, my wife and I are going to a fancy dinner toward the end of September. This might be here in time for that. Let’s give it a whirl.
/buy
@dergreg It worked! Your order number is: creepy-enchanted-magic
/image creepy-enchanted-magic
THANKS FOR THAT IN MY EARLY MORNING EMAIL. I AM AWAKE. Is the giphy better?
/giphy creepy-enchanted-magic
If I hadn’t already decided to buy one before I saw the picture with the burger and fries, I definitely would have by then.
/giphy wrecked ambiguous manatee
@basically sigh… if only…
since I laid eyes on my wife the very first time I’ve dreamed of the day I would be able to give her the elusive pearl necklace. Some guys only dream about things like this and others only read about in Penthouse letters. Thanks to meh.com i get to live it!!!
GgEEEEEEEEZzzzzzzzzzzz…GO TO PICTURES AND CLICK ON NECKLACE - IF I COULD EVEN GET A HANDSHAKE FROM THAT YOUNG LADY I WOULD PAY 24,000.00 FOR THE SILLY PEARLS …GEEEEZE - SHE IS ABSOLUTELY A T - TOTAL CUTIE PIE
/Buy
@ManBehindPlan It worked! Your order number is: juvenile-beige-scotch
/image juvenile-beige-scotch
Wow, real pearls for less than $100. That is … I can’t pass that up.
Took me a few minutes to catch on. Is “Pearl Jam” another phrase that could mean something else? What about a women who is a Pearl Harbor? Ever seen pictures of Japanese women pearl divers (it is said they can hold their breath for a long time). What is simulated pearl? Ever hear about the Japanese musician who, every December 7th, attacks Pearl Bailey?
/buy
@Einherjar13 It worked! Your order number is: veritable-lax-centipede
/image veritable-lax-centipede
this necklace was put on sale 9 hrs ago, but it’s been paused for almost 8 hrs. This pausing has to be the worse business model on the market. Advertise that a sell starts at midnight then block purchasing for the next eight hours. This is a good model and method to reduce and gradually lose your customer base when a business is planning to shutdown. It’s very effective!
@lubeatco the market’s worse business model, eh?
i say it’s the best business model to give VMPers more fukubukuro buying practice… 3-2-1-BUY!
either that or you get to hang on to your filthy money til the next time meh. wrests it from you at 12am EST.
@lubeatco and yet they consistently sell out at 4pm, people come read the forum and post all day and some people that have jobs that have them at work (remember that term) that preclude using a net enabled device at midnight… think ER staff, factory line workers for that new car you bought etc… get a chance to buy stuff here… Yep! you’re absolutely right… that’s pretty lame! Thanks for pointing that out.
@lubeatco oh… and sorry you missed out. Since your post was from about 0830 CDT you would have missed it anyway…
@lubeatco If it sells out, seems pretty effective to me. I like the new model. I was about to throw in the towel because items I would have bought sold out before I even got up in the morning.
@mdrcoast… If just selling out was the objective then pausing sales defeats that
purpose. Business growth is dependent upon retaining current customers as
well as attracting new customers. So the practice of pausing or blocking
sells to allow new comers to purchase a product will indirectly alienate
and anger current customers. Which will have a negative effect and impact
on business growth. Current customers (especially VIP) then are angry and
learn that Meh is unreliable and at any given time may pause the sell of a
product until 8a or 4p times that are not convenient for most that work
during the day. A negative customer experience, no matter how small it may
seem at the time, overtime erodes the expansion and growth of a business.
Word of mouth is and will continue to be a powerful advertising tool
businesses need to heed that.
@chienfou If just selling out was the objective then pausing sales defeats that
purpose. Business growth is dependent upon retaining current customers as
well as attracting new customers. So the practice of pausing or blocking
sells to allow new comers to purchase a product will indirectly alienate
and anger current customers. Which will have a negative effect and impact
on business growth. Current customers (especially VIP) then are angry and
learn that Meh is unreliable and at any given time may pause the sell of a
product until 8a or 4p times that are not convenient for most that work
during the day. A negative customer experience, no matter how small it may
seem at the time, overtime erodes the expansion and growth of a business.
Word of mouth is and will continue to be a powerful advertising tool
businesses need to heed that.
Damn. That burger though
/image hot_slutty_hamburger
@chr Either we have a safety filter or professional photographers aren’t taking their careers seriously enough.
/image disappointed_hamburger
Got one, and used #2 of 4 sharkchamp coupons. I threw a dollar overboard, but this one was free for me today. Yay!
/image joyful-tepid-cheetah
@ACraigL what is this magic coupon of which you speak?
@chienfou I won a contest a little while back. The prize was 4 $25 coupons. $100 in MehBucks. It’s like having $20 for Taco Bell. You can basically go forever.
@ACraigL oooh… lucky puppy!
UGL grading reports aren’t worth the paper they are printed on. No ethical laboratory also offers appraisals. It’s an automatic conflict of interest.
Things that make you go hmmm. I have pearls. Old ones, from before the cultured pearl beginnings, in the long ago times, and newer ones, including freshwater pearls.
https://www.quora.com/How-do-clams-make-pearls
There are a lot of mussels that make pearls, besides the oyster.
so, these pearls are worthless before swine?
@glori - Acutually, a most appropriate use of that particluar metaphor. Way more than say a bunch of 20mm Tahitians, or even 6mm Akoyas.
I was going to buy this, but my wife said she already got a few pearl necklaces last week. The weird thing is she was out of town last week for a seminar, and her jewelry box has no pearls in it.
… he said, waiting for someone to make another joke with “seminar.”
@warpedrotors
What did the lady pirate say to her husband after he gave her a pearl necklace? --> semen…arrrrrgh
/buy
@vin314 It worked! Your order number is: useless-respective-stem
/image useless-respective-stem
@mediocrebot ewwwwwww
so why did these sell out so fast? real deal or what?
3:59pm - We’re on hold until 4pm
4:01pm - Sold out
4:01pm - F7U12
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