BIRTHDAY GAME: Meh Tattoo Contest

@lichme If you don’t make with a tattoo, I’m going to be disappointed in you.

@lichme @Thumperchick I think we should ban this username for all these firsts.

@ChadP @Thumperchick

@ChadP @lichme Look at his posts, aren’t they neat? Wouldn’t you think his “FIRST!” streak is complete?

@Thumperchick
Clicking the mouse you won’t get too far.
Fukos are bought by schemin’, cheatin’.
Buyin’ them all with those…what are they called?
Bots!

@ChadP @Thumperchick @medz

I’ve got comments and “FIRSTS” aplenty
I’ve got gifs a jpegs galore
You want some memes? I got twenty
But who cares? No big deal
I want morrrre

@ChadP @lichme @medz @Thumperchick
I want to be where the fukos are
I want to see
want to see 'something fancy
Clickin around on those
(Whad’ya call 'em?) oh - cars on a street
If you’re a bot you don’t get too far
hands are required to click through captchas
Open the box just to discover it smells like
(What’s that word again?) feet

Up where they sit
Up where they click
Up where they call into work saying they’re sick
Staggering fee
Just so I’d be
Somewhat underwhelmed

@medz didn’t do it might be a shark vacuum they send you to bite off your new tattoo … yes I know makes no sense which makes meh sense

@AttyVette thinking a dime sized Irk face in my armpit…

@medz

If you can get one right side up, and you do it by yourself, AND you do it perfectly, that would be pretty impressive.

@PlacidPenguin Is it the flask that gives them away?

@Cythwulf

@PlacidPenguin

@cardiganb

I would follow that up with December 26th.

@mfladd

@ChadP That’s a great gif.

@mfladd
/giphy takes bow

@stardate820926

@cardiganb

@cardiganb @stardate820926 I thought Nikki and Cardi had beef…

@cardiganb @medz honestly I have no idea haha

@lichme

@djslack

@cardiganb wow, thanks! Dropping fukos like mixtapes over here!

@djslack you know it!

@cardiganb

“Dance puppets, dance!!”

@Moose I can’t stop watching this.

@Moose @Thumperchick It’s Mehsmerizing.

@Moose is that Phillip Seymour Hoffman ?!?
oh, I see - it’s from the later remake that I never saw.
I was thinking of the 1986 Version.
nevermind.

@ekw Remake of what?

@sammydog01 “Manhunter” (the first “Red Dragon”) Manhunter

maybe more of a “re-boot” ?

@TaRDy That’s why we specified arms.

@gnol it’s done with invisible ink, right?

@gnol I’m so disappointed. I told @chadp that I fully expected you to draw a middle finger on your middle finger, and I was so excited,

@ChadP @Cythwulf If you look closely at my middle finder you can see a line down the middle of gold marker that won’t wash off.

@cardiganb Thankyouverramuch!

@OnionSoup Lucky for your their name is only 3 letters long, otherwise you’d have to use front and back

@lichme that’s why I decided to get a meh tattoo instead of a woot tattoo.

@OnionSoup I hope you saved some money on the lettering on the back

Medi ( o ) cre

@cardiganb Thank you. I’m still rock’n my tattoo, although it now looks like some kind of a strange pink rash.

@thardesty

@mfladd 安智力 peaceful intelligence? Is that your tattoo or just a random one you found online m

@evilstan60 No, I made sure it was correct first.
Tranquility, Wisdom, Strength - I call it my wish list.

@mfladd I was putting the last 2 characters together as a single word. Now I get it.

@evilstan60 That’s ok, “peacefull intelligence” works for me too. I am not picky about my enlightenment

@mfladd at least you weren’t bamboozled into getting one that sounds like your name. An zhi li… add a 呢 and you could have been an zhi li ne… Angelina! (Zh sounds close to our j sound). Then you could be “tranquil, wise, powerful, eh?” (Ne can be used as a particle changing a statement into a question in some cases like the Canadian eh.) It wasn’t funny before I started to explain it…

@mfladd

@cardiganb OMG. Thank you!

@AttyVette btw the way I am not sure why the rest of my post didn’t post so tagging myself again … guess that makes me IT … whatever anyways I also tried to post that my dog Nike was trolling the troll Irk and cuddling up to him — so rest assured Irk, as Nike’s got your back as he was an arms length away ( maybe closer than that as a “paw ling” as it sounds come to think of it) !!

@dude YOU GET A FUKO.

@riskybryzness

@dude

@tnhillbillygal

@lichme thank you

@tnhillbillygal I should add that I did this while we were by the lake and I could not wash it off there so I am a little concerned about what kinf of tan lines this is going to create. We are also on our way out to supper and I still haven’t gotten a chance to wash it off…meh.

@tnhillbillygal

@cardiganb Thank you!
/giphy thanks a bushel

@bullrocky Nice!

@mikibell omg… my kids stole the rubbing alcohol, so I had to wear this to work today!!!

@mikibell Ha! I’ve discovered that purple Sharpie ink does not come off. I wonder how long it will take for the skin to regrow?

@Barney ummm rubbing alcohol for that too??? I, now, know where my son hid it – shall I share??

@mikibell
Yep, gonna have to try some rubbing alcohol. But if that doesn’t work, I have a very large band-aid I can use.

@Barney @mikibell use acetone/nail polish remover.

@RiotDemon Oh, goodie! I can get high while I watch my delicate skin peel away.

@Barney you’re not supposed to huff it.

@RiotDemon Oh.

@Barney acetone is actually pretty safe for skin. I’ve used it many times to get rid of permanent marker and I’m just fine!

@RiotDemon Yeah, I know. I have a half gallon container of it in Mom’s shed. I was just yanking your chain.

@Barney haha, I know. I was being slightly sarcastic cuz I’m not fine. I’m totally bonkers. I can’t blame the acetone though.

@Barney @mikibell WD40 or PB Blaster penetrating lubricant. It’s gentle enough to be on your skin, but will remove the ink immediately. Just be sure you wash the lubricant off afterward.

@Barney @capguncowboy

@capguncowboy And, I won’t squeak!

@Barney you might, but it’ll be quieter than normal!

@capguncowboy Well, I guess I’ll find out tomorrow.

@mikibell

@cardiganb I am hoping this means I received a fuko bag for my irk tattoo from you, as it just shows my screen name. Thank you!

@AttyVette that is correct

@nigglez also not sure why it posted sideways

@nigglez Not bad at all. The 袋 is hard to read, but i could make it out.

@nigglez

@cardiganb

@sohmageek that’s what I’m wondering, too. If I knew it really was a good reward, i might get one.

@evilstan60 I mean. If it was a fuko. It would have to be on my ass… I think the prize would determine the location.

@sohmageek i wouldn’t do it anywhere for a fuko.

@Abyssrea I approve of this tattoo!

@Abyssrea

@cardiganb WOOT WOOT! Thank you great and powerful meh overlords! Much excite.

@capguncowboy thanks. I r not smert

@raptorgorawr is that a real tattoo?!?

@raptorgorawr

@capguncowboy Yup.

@raptorgorawr
/giphy ouch

@raptorgorawr While admirable, you should have followed the directions for the big prize.

If you want to get a real-life Irk tattoo at some point in the next 2 days, we’ve got something incredibly special for you. High. Value. For. Real.

@raptorgorawr VIDEO

@cinoclav @raptorgorawr

Keyword: IRK tatoo - Haha

@raptorgorawr Niiiiiice. Yes please…VIDEO for sure!You can just post the link to the video in the comments

LMAO! That’s what I get for reading the post before I put my contacts in! I saw “InK” without contacts. Oh well, I ain’t even mad.

@ChadP and @cardiganb - Here you go.

@raptorgorawr way to upstage what was supposed to be an homage to me.

@Irk Sorry Irk… this better?

@Irk @cardiganb If I HAVE to get Irk on there as well let me know. I’ll go get him added. Better be worth it cause it’s getting expensive, lol.

@TheMeerkat Pics aren’t working. I think you need to omit the ‘s’ in “https”? Or something?

@compunaut They’re working for me!

Direct links:
i.imgur.com/K8l5kzL.jpg
i.imgur.com/FETekaH.jpg
i.imgur.com/KkEHJyo.jpg
i.imgur.com/jHEQWoD.jpg

@TheMeerkat If you left the “s” you will see them, but many others will not. Such is the problem and curse of the dreaded “s”.
I still do not know why this problem cannot be fixed so we don’t have to worry about it. It’s annoying to say the least.

Edit: I checked your links - the include the “s”.

@mfladd Uploaded them directly, now. That better?

@TheMeerkat Now you got it.
Holy shit!!! That’s REAL!!!

@mfladd You’re damn right it is!
@ChadP @cardiganb Hopefully that’s good proof (again, view them larger; you can see good detail in the first two), because I couldn’t take a video. I’ll post daily pictures of the inevitable scabbing and flaking if that helps.

@cardiganb @ChadP @TheMeerkat

And it’s big!!!
Give that person a very special fuko!

@ChadP @cardiganb
What have you done!?

Bumping to make sure staff see this.

@cardiganb @ChadP @mfladd @TheMeerkat
Uh oh, meh. Someone called your bluff! Can’t wait to see the “High Value” thing!

@TheMeerkat oh my.

@TheMeerkat Wow. That’s committing.

I kinda literally LOL’d on that one

@cardiganb

@matthewwhitt2 owie

@matthewwhitt2

@savvysapphire be prepared for that to hurt a decent amount. I’ve got tattoos all over my body and that area is not fun.

@raptorgorawr Thanks for the heads up! Not doing it anytime soon…maybe for their next birthday? I’ll be prepared to send myself somewhere else mentally…

@savvysapphire

@capguncowboy Well, there were only two of us and they already announced our prize, so I doubt it. Unless they’ve secretly shipped us 50 fukus…

It is nine days later, though, so that’ll be your bigger issue. Still, it’s only a few minutes of drawing on yourself—why not try?