Winix 4-Stage True HEPA Air Cleaner (Refurbished)

We’ve got two Winix Air Purifiers here. They look different. They have different model numbers. But friends, they are exactly the same underneath.
We’re talking true HEPA Air Cleaners.
We’re talking 3 carbon filters.
We’re talking PlasmaWave™ Technology.
You just choose what color you want.
We kinda think one looks like Darth Vader and the other looks like a Storm Trooper, if that helps.
Models: C535 and 6300-2 (so, if you’re sweating which one to choose, remember that only one of them features a catchy rhyming model number… although honestly, now that I say that, I forget which one.)

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It's Literally Black And White

You’ve wanted to buy an air purifier for some time, and now, Meh is selling them for the very nice price of $69. You think this is your lucky day, but then you see it.

There is a choice to make.

And not just a minor choice either. The two model numbers–C535 and 6300-2–do not resemble each other at all. Furthermore, when you look at pictures of the two of them, they appear to be totally and completely different.

And it’s not like you can just choose one. This isn’t some unnecessary luxury item, like a smart watch or a fancy coffee machine or a sous vide water oven. This is air we’re talking about here, buddy! Your pulmonary health relies on you making the right decision! Sure, you’ve been okay without one for this long, but that doesn’t make you feel any better. If anything, it is merely evidence that you’ve been dodging fate, and that your time is about to run out.

And the worst part: you’re willing to do whatever it takes. You’re willing to pay more for the better model. But again, they both cost the same. And their features appear almost identical. They both come with 3 Activated Carbon Pre-Filters. They both feature PlasmaWave® Technology. You search and search and can’t find any real difference.

You begin to sweat. You begin to shake. You grit your teeth. Tears form in your eyes.

But wait! We can’t watch you suffer like this! We need to tell you the truth. These two models are exactly the same. They just have different shells.

Suddenly, you feel light. This is not a difficult decision at all. This is an aesthetic choice. This is black vs. white, Spy vs. Spy. This is a choice between something that evokes a Storm Trooper and something that evokes Darth Vader.

You make your purchase quickly and easily. In fact, you make it so quickly and so easily that you have extra time in the morning before you have to get ready for work.

But what will you do with it???

Winix 4-Stage True HEPA Air Cleaner (Refurbished)

It's Literally Black And White

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