Things I want meh to sell summer 2018

CaptAmehrican thought this was worth mentioning said Tue, Jul 3rd 2018 at 5:52am ET

Grey or silver blackout curtains regular tops not grommet top.
Rustoleum rock solid ideally in the blue but silver or bronze would be nice too
Something that would make a great wedding gift for friends getting married in their late 40s aka not basic kitchen but just something
Meh did hats last summer fancy fascinators would be nice too. See British wedding above

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CaptAmehrican said Tue, Jul 3rd 2018 at 5:53am ET:

So what does everyone else want from the meh buyers

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Nate311 said Tue, Jul 3rd 2018 at 6:22am ET:

Insulated waterproof boonie hats for the entire family.

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Milyvan1 said Tue, Jul 3rd 2018 at 8:40am ET:

Solar ovens.

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- @Milyvan1 I call that my car interior.
  
  Targaryen said Tue, Jul 3rd 2018 at 11:54am ET
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- @Targaryen Did’ja happen to catch the episode of MythBusters where they actually did bake a pizza on the dash of a car?
  
  Milyvan1 said Tue, Jul 3rd 2018 at 12:21pm ET
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- @Milyvan1
  /image SolSource Sport solar cooker
  
  compunaut said Tue, Jul 3rd 2018 at 2:27pm ET
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- @Milyvan1 Cookies! http://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/arizona-news/virginia-man-bakes-cookies-on-dashboard-of-car
  
  cinoclav said Tue, Jul 3rd 2018 at 5:40pm ET
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- @compunaut Much sleeker and more stylish than the ones I’ve seen! I don’t think Meh will offer this model: More likely they’d offer @Targaryen’s car dash.
  
  Milyvan1 said Wed, Jul 4th 2018 at 4:58am ET
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- @compunaut @Targaryen
  
  Milyvan1 said Wed, Jul 4th 2018 at 9:39am ET
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- @Milyvan1 Nah I missed that one. I don’t even use cable anymore. I’ll check Netflix for episodes of this though.
  
  Targaryen said Fri, Jul 6th 2018 at 9:28pm ET
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mfladd said Tue, Jul 3rd 2018 at 10:04am ET:

A nice jumper battery, ziploc bags, AAA batteries, Energy Speakers (like wOOt use to), Chromebooks - Oh yeah, and two front door panels for a 2001 Subaru Outback.

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  Two front door panels for a 2001 Subaru Outback.
  
  Just for clarity, what color would you like those panels to be?
  
  PlacidPenguin said Tue, Jul 3rd 2018 at 10:07am ET
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- @PlacidPenguin Beige, please.
  
  mfladd said Tue, Jul 3rd 2018 at 10:08am ET
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- Also, street-level maps for the state of Florida, a pot of coffee, twelve Jammie Dodgers, and a fez.
  
  fait said Tue, Jul 3rd 2018 at 10:33am ET
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- @fait
  
  The fez is extremely important.
  
  I cannot stress that enough.
  
  PlacidPenguin said Tue, Jul 3rd 2018 at 10:39am ET
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- @mfladd Cheaper than for my 2002 S10 Blazer… https://www.subarupartsandaccessories.com/p/Subaru__Outback/TRIM-PANEL-FRONT-DOOR-LEFT/63623958/94216AL03BVH.html?partner=googlebase_adwords_parts_color_make_model&kwd=&origin=pla&gclid=Cj0KCQjwvezZBRDkARIsADKQyPmt6offcyhpdpVWRtJSofysuwRzJ66FqdZ5c33iPVHqXhBWtZOLCJUaAhNmEALw_wcB
  
  ruouttaurmind said Tue, Jul 3rd 2018 at 12:12pm ET
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- @ruouttaurmind Oh no, too much, ebay is my friend for this.
  
  mfladd said Tue, Jul 3rd 2018 at 2:21pm ET
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- @mfladd and while they are in the junk yard looking for what you want, they need to also sell the cross bars for the roof rack of a 2005 Honda Element too.
  
  And yes on the zip locks. I should have bought more of them when they were sold a zillion years ago. Real zip lock brand though like the other ones were. Freezer ones would be good too.
  
  Kidsandliz said Wed, Jul 4th 2018 at 9:46am ET
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RiotDemon said Tue, Jul 3rd 2018 at 10:59am ET:

I said it in the other thread, Tide pods. Original or ocean mist scent.

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- @RiotDemon You weren’t satisfied with the Edible Arrangements offers?
  
  cinoclav said Tue, Jul 3rd 2018 at 5:42pm ET
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- @cinoclav nah. Didn’t even order them.
  
  RiotDemon said Tue, Jul 3rd 2018 at 9:19pm ET
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- @RiotDemon Much tastier than Tide Pods.
  
  cinoclav said Tue, Jul 3rd 2018 at 11:49pm ET
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- @cinoclav notice how I mentioned scent, not flavor. Tide’s for washing, not eating, folks.
  
  RiotDemon said Wed, Jul 4th 2018 at 12:08am ET
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ruouttaurmind said Tue, Jul 3rd 2018 at 11:50am ET:

The elusive Meh button. Ideally stainless steel and prismatic glass construction. Like the taillights on a ‘49 Pontiac Streamliner.

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- @ruouttaurmind Would it make that trombone slide “whawha” sound when you hit it AND be a dash button for meh.com?
  
  Milyvan1 said Tue, Jul 3rd 2018 at 12:23pm ET
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- @Milyvan1 I think it would alternate sounds. Maybe Jason’s “meh” (from the videos), Irk’s “Maybe it bothers me more than it should”, and maybe the TMBG theme song?
  
  ruouttaurmind said Tue, Jul 3rd 2018 at 1:55pm ET
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  and bluetooth. It’s gotta be wireless.
  And use AAA batteries, not the AAs Meh always sells. Or maybe one C or D cell. Because nobody ever sells just one and you have to put the other one in the fridge to forget what it is for.
  
  mike808 said Wed, Jul 4th 2018 at 9:09am ET
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- @mike808 I like where you’re headed with the battery concept. But taking that to the next level, it must require eleven CR2032 batteries (not included, of course).
  
  ruouttaurmind said Wed, Jul 4th 2018 at 9:49am ET
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  Oddly enough, I have a pack of CR2032 batteries sitting in a drawer.
  
  PlacidPenguin said Wed, Jul 4th 2018 at 9:55am ET
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  Correction:
  
  They’re actually CR2025.
  
  PlacidPenguin said Wed, Jul 4th 2018 at 11:15pm ET
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- @PlacidPenguin Well you’re probably going to need 14 of them then.
  
  ruouttaurmind said Wed, Jul 4th 2018 at 11:44pm ET
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  I could put the $150 towards the batteries then.
  
  PlacidPenguin said Wed, Jul 4th 2018 at 11:49pm ET
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djslack said Tue, Jul 3rd 2018 at 11:50am ET:

Since it’s summertime at Meh, I’m thinking mittens, wool socks, fancifully scented or colored fireplace logs, space heaters, and maybe some nice parkas will come around.

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- @djslack
  
  I’m actually looking for winter gloves.
  
  I’ve meant to buy new ones for the last few years, and I finally started looking (sporadically) for the last couple of weeks.
  
  PlacidPenguin said Tue, Jul 3rd 2018 at 11:55am ET
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Targaryen said Tue, Jul 3rd 2018 at 11:55am ET:

Martian watches, speaker docs and batter… what?

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OldCatLady said Tue, Jul 3rd 2018 at 12:15pm ET:

Solar lanterns and indoor lights, real ones. No batteries ever again. Like these.

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sammydog01 said Tue, Jul 3rd 2018 at 12:34pm ET:

I know Woot has a special relationship with Amazon but any chance of getting some of those cheap reconditioned Kindle Paperwhites they sell?
/giphy special relationship

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- @sammydog01 You mean the $20. version with 3G/WIFI and speakers, and text-to-speech? I just sideloaded the latest Android version on mine.
  
  OldCatLady said Tue, Jul 3rd 2018 at 7:41pm ET
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- @OldCatLady Nah, I like the light. I just gave my kid one of my Paperwhites and she started reading again- it’s good for car trips at night. I bought the 3G Paperwhite for $30 and really like it. Plus I’m pretty sure we have two of the wifi only versions of that one floating around.
  
  sammydog01 said Tue, Jul 3rd 2018 at 7:55pm ET
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CaptAmehrican said Tue, Jul 3rd 2018 at 12:42pm ET:

Another one of those contigo west end coffee mug deals please. I dropped one of mine overboard and it was full so it sank.

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MrMark said Tue, Jul 3rd 2018 at 2:44pm ET:

Grime Boss wipes.

However I know the response:

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- @MrMark I still have a few packages left. My only complaint: they dry out quickly after the packaging is opened. Might as well use them liberally once the seal is popped because they won’t last much longer after that.
  
  ruouttaurmind said Wed, Jul 4th 2018 at 5:58am ET
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llangley said Tue, Jul 3rd 2018 at 4:21pm ET:

For some reason I’m thinking a pool toy wolf is in order… no pool but I got a dried up “water feature” aka pond

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ruouttaurmind said Tue, Jul 3rd 2018 at 4:34pm ET:

@CaptAmehrican, Rust-Oleum. Price in cart drops to $63. Cheers.

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bramby2 said Tue, Jul 3rd 2018 at 5:54pm ET:

Useless stuff with the Meh logo on it.

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RiotDemon said Tue, Jul 3rd 2018 at 9:19pm ET:

Food processor.

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duodec said Tue, Jul 3rd 2018 at 9:34pm ET:

Katzbalger by Johann Schmidberger

Lister or listeroid diesel engines.

/giphy diesel engine

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eonfifty said Tue, Jul 3rd 2018 at 10:35pm ET:

/image pocketknife

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narfcake said Wed, Jul 4th 2018 at 12:06am ET:

I can haz catshirts?

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  Milyvan1 said Wed, Jul 4th 2018 at 5:07am ET
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  narfcake said Wed, Jul 4th 2018 at 2:14pm ET
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- @narfcake
  when i get coffee shirts sure.
  or when the
  /image mediocrity
  
  rises to new heights
  
  Cerridwyn said Fri, Jul 6th 2018 at 10:07pm ET
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pooflady said Wed, Jul 4th 2018 at 12:10am ET:

indoor/outdoor wireless thermometers

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JT954 said Wed, Jul 4th 2018 at 12:19am ET:

Anything to prevent sweat: Fans, ice packs, a headband that has slots for ice.

“The Simpsons” items (the place where “Meh” originated)

The return of the Halo lights.

Stuff from Shark Tank.

Regular Show merchandise.

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- Hey, @Mandirose are you still working on Regular Show merchandise?
  
  sammydog01 said Wed, Jul 4th 2018 at 12:22am ET
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f00l said Wed, Jul 4th 2018 at 1:14am ET:

CaptAmehrican said 19 hours ago

Meh did hats last summer fancy fascinators would be nice too. See British wedding above

Please, Meh; We could use more heavily discounted Royal Weddings.

/giphy royal wedding

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2palms said Wed, Jul 4th 2018 at 2:03am ET:

Bubba mugs!

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Kidsandliz said Wed, Jul 4th 2018 at 8:54am ET:

Toys for the 5 and under set. Transformers, things without a million parts to get lost, kid walkie talkies with rechargeable batteries. And due to the fact that everything lands in a kid’s mouth, is left on the floor, has food spilled on it, it also needs to be indestructible, survive rain storms, and not cheap, dollar store Chinese shit with poisonous paint.

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InFrom said Wed, Jul 4th 2018 at 9:35am ET:

A little Nespresso machine, the kind that uses the original pods, not the Vertuo. Breville or DeLonghi, both make (made?) nice, little ones.

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Kidsandliz said Wed, Jul 4th 2018 at 10:01am ET:
1. working teletransporter that moves full sized items, including people
2. working time machine
3. cure for idiocy, meanness, and working brain parts to appropriately fill holes some people have where empathy, common sense, etc. is supposed to reside in their brain
4. retractable helicopter blades that can be attached to cars to be used to get out of traffic jams
5. Bags of self cutting grass seed (that would be grass that self cuts not the bag)
6. Leaf blower that blows the leaves and pine needles (and monkey balls, buckeyes, pine cones, etc.) into the next county without destroying the strawberry plants, blow the blueberries off the bushes or bother the butterflies or bird (sending the mosquitoes, no-seeums, and black flies is fine though).
7. Night time bubble to put around the house that keeps teens in and non-family member teens out
8. DHS approved mouth zipper sized for all ages of children
9. While I am at it - the moon, the stars… might as well make it the entire universe. And a reuseable rocket ship I can take to explore it.
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  PlacidPenguin said Wed, Jul 4th 2018 at 10:07am ET
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- @PlacidPenguin I’d rather have laser beams (instead of moon beams) so I can be able to shoot that out of my fingers, toes and the ends of my hair… That might be useful on occasion. You know. Punctuation marks when dealing with certain people…
  
  Kidsandliz said Wed, Jul 4th 2018 at 10:20am ET
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- @Kidsandliz Hopefully friends you can trust not to teleport you into the china hutch: Some of mine would find that funny.
  
  Milyvan1 said Wed, Jul 4th 2018 at 5:00pm ET
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- @Kidsandliz And again I say
  
  Milyvan1 said Wed, Jul 4th 2018 at 5:03pm ET
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- @Kidsandliz I was going to ask for unmatched pairs of shoes, but a transporter’s always been on my wish list.
  
  Same size, different styles
  
  TheFLP said Sat, Jul 7th 2018 at 10:45pm ET
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Smitty2525 said Wed, Jul 4th 2018 at 10:38am ET:

6.0 chevy long block for about $800.00 would be nice.

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spiralroad said Thu, Jul 5th 2018 at 12:31am ET:

Heated throws. Large size preferred, but regular size would also be great.

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jimmyd103 said Sat, Jul 7th 2018 at 8:10pm ET:

Namebrand winter jacket that doesn’t cost 1-months salary…PLEASE! Also some insight how everyone else is able to justify paying full-retail for these.

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- @jimmyd103 I vaguely remember some comedian talking about how winter clothes are like looking back in time because people will buy one winter outfit and wear it for decades.
  
  RiotDemon said Sat, Jul 7th 2018 at 9:12pm ET
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lljk said Sat, Jul 7th 2018 at 10:14pm ET:

How about a Leakfrog?

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- @lljk I need a Bluetooth Leakfrog. Or some device that sends a phone message when water is detected.
  
  compunaut said Sat, Jul 7th 2018 at 10:32pm ET
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