Weston 2-Piece Kitchen Gadget Set

  • Two items to use up some of that bountiful empty space in your kitchen
  • The press makes five sliders at once: can you eat them faster than it can cook them?
  • The grater grates herbs and spices and garlic and hard cheeses and oh man we really shouldn’t have written this before lunch
  • Model: 83-2012-W, 16-0001-W (we’d like to hear the justification for such elaborate model numbers for two of the simplest products we’ve ever sold)
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High-Pressure Sales Tactics

Presser
Pushing down on meat
Pressing down on your
Little burgers

Slider presser
And a grater thing
Your family gets two
Gadgets to help eat

It’s the flavor of knowing
What sliders are about
Feeding some good friends
Screaming “Let’s cookout”
Press tomorrow, we’ll eat sliders
Pressure on burgers, burgers we eat

Shaping them round - press the meat in there and fry
These are the ways we get sliders perfectly sized

Burgers we eat
Burgers we eat

It’s the flavor of knowing
What sliders are about
Feeding some good friends
Screaming “Let’s cookout”
Press tomorrow, we’ll eat sliders, sliders, sliiiiiiide
Pressure on burgers, burgers we eat

Tried to do it all myself like a blind man
Used a cup but it didn’t work
Kept shaping them on my own
But they’d get slashed and torn
Why - why - why?
Lunch lunch lunch lunch lunch
Insane to make sliders without a presser, they’re breaking

Can’t we buy ourselves one more chance
Why can’t we give lunch that one more chance
Why can’t we give lunch give lunch give lunch give lunch
Give lunch give lunch give lunch give lunch give lunch

Because lunch is such an important meal
And lunch makes me feel like eating
Some sliders with garlic grated right
Into the patty, try that way of
Feeding our hungry selves
A delicious way of
Feeding ourselves
Slider presser
Slider presser

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