Warm & Cozy Animal Body Pillow
- Great for kids to snuggle
- (If you don’t have a kid but want to snuggle one of these pillows, no judgement)
- Looking for the IRK? It’s over here !
An Exorcise In Sales: A Halloween Meh-rathon
The Mortons looked at each other. “Well, tomorrow’s Halloween,” said Pam Morton.
“And if an evil spirit was going to up the ante,” said Peter Morton, “that would be the day to do it.”
Chad nodded, conveying poise. Internally, though, he was cursing. And not in the kind he often dealt with in his profession (the exorcism half of it). No, the cursing he was doing was more akin to how he cursed working the other half of his job when a poop bag ripped just as he a got his hand around a turd.
You gotta be fucking kidding me, thought Chad. His first exorcism in how long and it was this damn toaster. What a load of crap. Still, he would use this as a chance to practice his skills. After all, the last thing he needed was to turn up his nose at a paying job and get another negative Google review.
He asked the Mortons to leave the kitchen and give him privacy. Then, he took off his shoes, sat down on the floor, and narrowed his eyes at the toaster, aiming all of his energy at it. He started with the introduction he always used, stopping twice a few words in because his heart wasn’t in it.
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Warm & Cozy Animal Body Pillow 10
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It's a Meh-rathon 50
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Would you rather: live during a zombie apocalypse or experience a possession? (Support your answer in the comments.) 38
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Ink for Irk spooky mehathon 66 -
Rest in Peace-Suzanne Somers 23 -
Prime view of annular eclipse (S Texas, center of path) 66 -
Film cameras: anyone still use? (Q inspired by eclipse topic) 12 -
Magic 8 ball 4