3-Pack: Unsimply Stitched Socks
- 6 OUTRAGEOUS socks
- Made from 80% cotton, 17% polyamide, 3% elastane, and 100% OUTRAGEOUSNESS
- Fits men’s size 8-12 and women’s size 8-13, which is totally OUTRAGEOUS
- Expect to hear some OUTRAGE from your local community board when you wear them outside
Letters from the Mehditor
We hired a freelancer to write the entire Meh-rathon. But out of spite or laziness or or insanity he just wrote letters to random companies and people. Meh regrets the error.
TO: miyamoto@nintendo.jp
SUBJ: Will you be my grandpa
Hello Mr. Miyamoto. Or Mr. Shigeru? I never remember which goes first. Sorry.
Anyway look you’re basically the greatest person to ever exist and super nice and you make amazing fun games and I just want to be your friend or maybe like an adopted child if that doesn’t seem too forward and creepy.
I bet we’d have a lot of fun and you could teach me Japanese and I could teach you English and we could play Mario Party or Mario Kart or Mario Tennis or MAYBE YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF SECRET UNRELEASED MARIO GAME that would be amazing.
I’m sorry. I’m gushing. It’s just…you seem so very genuinely nice. I don’t know if you follow the news over here but it’s been really rough lately with male celebrities and I just…I just wanted to say I appreciate you. Take care of you.
It’s a me,
Meh
