Today's SideDeal
TUCCI Italy 3-Piece Locking Luggage Set
- Three pieces of high-quality luggage in a variety of increasingly rad designs.
- Great wheels, durable exterior. They even lock. It’s good stuff.
- You get a big one, a medium one, and a carry-on one.
- Can it make a margarita? No, but the airport bar will make you one at 10 a.m. if you want.
Travel in Style (or Not)
First of all, to state the obvious, we at Meh don’t fly commercial. [internet scoffing noises]
So wheeling luggage through a bustling airport trying to queue through security before being shoved into unreserved seating like cattle doesn’t really resonate. All we have to worry about on travel days is making sure the business jeht is fueled up and hoping that Taylor Swift didn’t stink up the one bathroom at the private airstrip. Our plane gets slightly less use than hers only because none of us are dating a football guy with all those cute away games.
Also, while we are being facetious here, that’s only because none of us ever go anywhere to begin with and the only ones who can’t do most mission critical things from home are the Oompa Loompas who run the warehouse. Besides, a Greyhound bus is basically a private jet that you get to share with strangers you haven’t met yet.
But anyway.
If you’re ever in the kind of situation that includes any amount of luggage more demanding than a carry-on full of $50s (don’t ask), getting the good stuff really makes all the difference. These have all the non-negotiable features you’ll want from real-world luggage—maneuverable wheels, durable hard sides, three practical sizes, locks.
Except they also have something that most similar luggage sets do not: whimsy.
Optional whimsy.
Because while you can take the option of getting a lame design that’ll blend in with all the other lame designs on the luggage carousel, you also have the option of getting something fantastically unique and weird. Click through these things. They’re rad!
So whether you’re intensely quirky, a genuine normie, or somewhere in between, we’re pretty sure you can find a design here that’ll complement your travel energy perfectly.
Speaking of which, we kind of want to hear about that travel energy. Come tell us what’s up on the forum and maybe we’ll better understand your unique needs, you weirdos!
