Trym II Rechargeable Modern Hair Clipper Kit

  • It’s a wireless hair trimmer doesn’t suck
  • We described this as ideal for “anti-hirsute pursuits” last time we sold this, and we like that phrase so much we’re using it again
  • You get the clipper, a charging base, 4 attachments, a cleaning brush, and a cute little bottle of oil to keep it lubricated
  • Not sure how you get “Pure Enrichment” out of it, but perhaps that’s more of a spiritual feature
  • Model: PETRYM2 (Smaller, newer companies generally have better model numbers, like this, than lumbering corporate leviathans. That’s “agility” and “nimbleness” for you)
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Mr. Facebald

Hey dad! Happy Father’s Day!

You’re excited, I can tell. I got you a present. Can you guess what it is?

No … not … that.

It’s this Trym II trimmer for beards and, uh …

You know that mustache of yours?

Yeah, that one. You know how it was super cool and sexy in the 80s?

Yes, like that. Well, dad —

— it was cool, I get it. But have you ever –

Dad! I get it! Have you ever considered that maybe it’s not so cool anymore?

Aw, don’t be sad. Check out these fish.

Your favorite. So it’s agreed, then. You’ll shave it off?

Was that a smile? What are you smiling about?

Ugh, right. We’ll deal with that next year.

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