Super Power Spin Brush Drill Head Set
Our Take
- You got a drill?
- Nah, bruh, you got a brush now
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Cleaning House: a Meh-rathon
INT. DIVE BAR - NIGHT
MACE, the young, quant-looking guy from the Cleaning Service, sits alone at the end of a grimy bar. The place is mostly empty, and he’s the youngest client by about thirty years.
MACE
(studying his empty glass)
Bartender! I need another one!
The BARTENDER, a gruff-looking woman, comes over and places a glass of clear liquid down in front of him.
MACE
What is this? Vodka? I didn’t order this.
BARTENDER
(with faux grandiosity)
Courtesy of the man at the other end of the bar.
MACE squints in the direction the BARTENDER points.
MACE
There’s no one over there.
While wiping the work laptop of Calvert Harrison, a project manager who recently left his position at the company for a comparable role with a rival, our IT department discovered a Microsoft Word file titled ‘CLEANING_HOUSE_SCREENPLAY_FOR_JS’ as well as several Notepad documents containing phone numbers and email addresses for people with a tertiary connection to Jason Statham. The screenplay was, by all indications, written on company time and therefore, per Calvert’s contract, belongs to us. So, please enjoy these excerpts and stick around all day for great deals on spring cleaning gear and stuff for getting outside. (And Mr. Statham, if you’re reading, this is available!)
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
