Instant Regret Kit
Our Take
- Why?!
- WHY?!?!?!
- Why do you keep buying these things?
- Model: 1RK1N6-1N-TH3-M0R6U3
It's A Monster Mehsh: A Very Haunted Meh-rathon
You open the door and find yourself looking into the closet. It’s dark and you reach in, finding a cord. You pull it, and the light above bursts to life, illuminating the closet’s contents.
You step back, covering your mouth for fear that you might vomit. All the bravery you felt a moment ago is gone in an instant. For you are standing face to face with a monster… of commerce: some mish-mash of failed products and trinkets, Frankensteined together inside of a box, the only thing in common among its various parts being their need to be expunged from a distant warehouse.
You slam the door shut, the regret filling you instantly, and dash out of the sitting room, across the hall.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
