Whiten Up Your Day

When it comes to a product like this teeth-whitening system, everyone fits into one of three categories:

1. People who already use stuff like this (in which case, this is a no-brainer purchase; after all, you’re probably not going to find it this cheap anywhere else);

2. People who have been curious about stuff like this (in which case, this is also a no-brainer purchase; you don’t have to pay a premium price for something you might not like); and…

3. People who aren’t interested in stuff like this at all (in which case, this is a no-brainer pass; see you tomorrow).

But, actually, wait! Don’t go just yet! Because even if you’re not interested in pearly white chompers, there might be something you want in the SideDeal-Palooza running right now (and all weekend) on, you guessed it, SideDeal. Seriously, check out these sales:

Big Tech, Small Prices: Some rad retro gaming systems! Also, some boring (though way more useful) items too.

Best-By Best Buys: A best-by date is merely a suggestion. You can eat stuff well after its best-by date comes and goes. Still, reputable stores, reasonably, don’t like to sell stuff that’s too close. So we’re selling it instead!

Level Up Your House: Stuff to spruce up the inside and outside of your totally basic home.

Old People Stuff: Percussion massagers. Bracelets. Ice packs. Ball trimmers. You know, stuff that old people like.

New Stuff Alert: You know those Apple glasses everyone’s talking about? Well, you can definitely find them… somewhere else. This “new stuff” might be more “new-to-our-site” stuff.

Christmas in July in February: Are we selling Christmas stuff super early? Or super late? The answer is yes!

There you have it. Fun, right? So go ahead: whiten up your teeth and then spend a little green over on SideDeal all weekend!