If I understand things correctly. You don’t want your teeth pure white. Teeth are supposed to be offwhite due to film protecting your teeth.
Maybe this doesn’t work at all, but it’s not really something you should be buying. Just brush your teeth.
@AaronLeeJohnson As a son-of-a-dentist, it always makes me shake my head to see people of a certain age with gleaming white teeth. It’s not natural, and pinpoints the person as a victim of vanity. Unless there is some pathological process at work, regular and correct toothbrushing goes a long way toward protecting your teeth and gums. Surface whitening is actually counter-productive, dissolving the protective enamel.
Unnaturally white teeth is sort of the dental equivalent of a MAGA hat…
@AaronLeeJohnson@MrNews Not as much dissolving as crazing the surface with microfractures to enable penetration by the bleaching agent. And then the surface is made vulnerable to everything it might have resisted.
Light activated is BS
Mostly hydrogen peroxide, you always see hydrogen peroxide in dark bottles. Why? it deteriorates in light.
Urea is from animal urine. Your choice.
Does not state if ingredient is 3% or what percent as most of these products are.
Alludes to an past expiration date, but does not state the expiration date. This product it is critical. Hope it is 4%. You might get some kind of result depending on how far past its expiration date, it is and how it has been stored.
Shouldn’t be selling chemical products you put in your body that are past disposal date.
Don’t argue with me unless a dentist, I won’t answer, just call your dentist in the morning and ask them.
@craigcush@glumag OK I won’t argue about dentists vs chemists. But somewhere along here did I hear that we should use animal urine in our mouth?
Asking for a friend.
@benagami It’s fairly common, and not just with this product. Usually, it clears up within a day or two. Some people are a lot more sensitive to the hydrogen peroxide bleaching agent than others, and a lot depends upon the precise method of application.
Specs
Product: SpaDent Naturals Light Activated Professional Teeth Whitening Kit
Model: A128036C
Condition: New
How to Use:
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$69.99 at Spa Dent Naturals
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Mar 4
Will this keep the chianti stains away?
This is a deal to sink your teeth into.
Spade NT?
is that as excellent as Windows NT was?
@phendrick Of course it is. It is New Technology!!
HOLY CRAP!!
If this causes every other tooth to fall out like that chic’s did in the last pic then Fuhgeddaboudit!!
/giphy Fuhgeddaboudit
All those syringes and missing teeth in the last frame…I thought this website found a killer deal on letter t’s and changed its name to meth.com
If I understand things correctly. You don’t want your teeth pure white. Teeth are supposed to be offwhite due to film protecting your teeth.
Maybe this doesn’t work at all, but it’s not really something you should be buying. Just brush your teeth.
@AaronLeeJohnson As a son-of-a-dentist, it always makes me shake my head to see people of a certain age with gleaming white teeth. It’s not natural, and pinpoints the person as a victim of vanity. Unless there is some pathological process at work, regular and correct toothbrushing goes a long way toward protecting your teeth and gums. Surface whitening is actually counter-productive, dissolving the protective enamel.
Unnaturally white teeth is sort of the dental equivalent of a MAGA hat…
@AaronLeeJohnson @MrNews Not as much dissolving as crazing the surface with microfractures to enable penetration by the bleaching agent. And then the surface is made vulnerable to everything it might have resisted.
My first thought: turkey baster with a bag and probe. That last picture confirmed it.
Light activated? Shouldn’t it be dark activated so it turns on inside your mouth?
@awk If it was dark activated, it would go off as fast as it was in the opaque container.
@werehatrack You take your facts and get out of here!!
@awk Don’t let the scary fact man intimidate you.
/giphy paramount-practical-burn
Light activated is BS
Mostly hydrogen peroxide, you always see hydrogen peroxide in dark bottles. Why? it deteriorates in light.
Urea is from animal urine. Your choice.
Does not state if ingredient is 3% or what percent as most of these products are.
Alludes to an past expiration date, but does not state the expiration date. This product it is critical. Hope it is 4%. You might get some kind of result depending on how far past its expiration date, it is and how it has been stored.
Shouldn’t be selling chemical products you put in your body that are past disposal date.
Don’t argue with me unless a dentist, I won’t answer, just call your dentist in the morning and ask them.
@craigcush It’s the oxidation that does the cleaning. If it didn’t “deteriorate” it wouldn’t do anything. This is chemistry, not dentistry.
@craigcush 4 out of 5 Dentists think you are wrong. Don’t argue with me unless you are a chemist. I won’t answer.
@craigcush @glumag OK I won’t argue about dentists vs chemists. But somewhere along here did I hear that we should use animal urine in our mouth?
Asking for a friend.
@craigcush @glumag @pmarin PREgant MAres uRINe
Am I the only one who doesn’t want my teeth to be the same shade of white as printer paper?
@PooltoyWolf come to Southern California… virtually everyone has the teeth whitened and fixed.
Fashion trends come and go. I’m waiting for yellow teeth to be sexy again.
@OnionSoup move to England… it’s the golf(yellow) standard there
Has meh been bought by K-Mart? They are having a blue light special.
Is this the dental plan Homer Simpson was talking about?
Who else is cynical and depressed enough that you thought the censored email subject was “f*ck up your day”?
@jhclouse They probably wanted you to think that.
Never give the meh face teeth like this again. I will send angry letters if you do.
The gag image is working against the sale. I was considering until her doctored teeth grossed me out
Do you have to stand on your head when treating the lower jaw?
I experienced some sort of chemical burn when using this. Has anyone else had this problem?
@benagami It’s fairly common, and not just with this product. Usually, it clears up within a day or two. Some people are a lot more sensitive to the hydrogen peroxide bleaching agent than others, and a lot depends upon the precise method of application.