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2-for-Tuesday: SKIL iXO Vivo Power Screwdrivers with Wine Opener Attachment

Two wireless power screwdrivers with wine-opener attachments. What a world, folks…
Lithium-ion power battery holds charge up to 18 months, but if you go that long between drinking wine or screwdrivering, maybe you shouldn’t buy it
Includes an LED work light and drilling direction indicator but you’re still thinking about how these are screwdrivers that opens wine
Model: 2354-10 (Mad props to any company willing to keep their model numbers numeric. It’s like shooting a movie in black and white)

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Drink Wine And Screw

Power screwdrivers solve problems: Assembling Ikea furniture, disassembling Ikea furniture, etc. If you or a potential Father’s Day recipient you know don’t have a power screwdriver, you should consider this SKIL.

It also comes with an attachment that solves a problem that nobody really has: Opening wine bottles. Sure it can be sorta tough to use a regular corkscrew if you don’t do it often, but it’s not exactly arthroscopic surgery.

Though maybe the point isn’t to solve a problem, but to add panache. Anybody can open a bottle of wine, but not everyone can do it with style. You can open bottles by sabering:

But only sparkling wine. Plus, do you really want to emulate that dude’s style?

You could use the "The Coolest Way To Open A Bottle Of Wine” according to Business Insider, that gatekeeper of coolness:

But that seems … complicated. And that dude could not be less cool. Sorry, Business Insider.

You could use a shoe:

But that’s so early 2010s, and bang-y.

You could use a key:

But that feels like an emergency maneuver, not a stylistic choice.

You could use a wireless screwdriver:

But that feels so … Oh wait, that’s what we’re selling.

2-for-Tuesday: SKIL iXO Vivo Power Screwdrivers with Wine Opener Attachment

Drink Wine And Screw

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