Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Vacuum (Refurbished)
- A vacuum that rotates! Or something!
- We’re writing these product features based on the title, OK?
- So you know as much as we do
- Model: Instead of reviews, we’re thinking about the origin of Model Numbers: 12 Confusingly, the model that followed the Model T wasn’t the Model U, but the Model A again, because Henry Ford said it was so different it justified starting over again. Marketing names getting in the way of model names.
Apocalypse Soonish
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Day 2
Dear Journal,
We awake to a blaring voice echoing across the Horrorscape. It seems to come from all directions at once. Virginia and I jump from our shortrib-induced slumbers with a start.
The man is to be put in. Get the man. Put him in.
Knowing who this “man” almost certainly is and not wanting to find out what being “put in” means, I seek the source of this strange alarm and find, to my surprise —
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Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Vacuum (Refurbished) 15
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It's a Meh-rathon 354
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How long have you been coming to Meh? 90
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Warehouse Love. 19 -
Bravo Friends, Bravo 35 -
Oh, so this is how you're going to deal with Meh button clicks during a Meh-rathon, huh? 73 -
Because I'm a Greedy S.O.A.B. 31 -
And Now It's Broken 16