Royal 110-Sheet Autofeed Micro-Cut Shredder for Paper, Credit Cards, and Discs

  • A variety of cute colors
  • Shred up to 9 pages at once
  • Doesn’t take up a whole corner of your office
  • 110-sheet auto-feed
  • Model: 5HR3DD13-MURPHY
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Better Off Shred

In honor of this Royal Micro Cut Paper Shredder (for the disposing of sensitive documents… WITH STYLE!) and “Rock Easy” (two totally metal designs celebrating easy listening, available now from Mediocritee), we present:

A Laughably Bad Lawrence Welk Joke

Thus concludes:

A Laughably Bad Lawrence Welk Joke

Think you can do better? (Or worse?) Then go ahead and post your joke in the comments.

And don’t forget: these designs are currently for sale over on Mediocritee!

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