We’re not selling this deal anymore, but you can buy it at Amazon

Rechargeable Portable Shower

  • Drop one end in any body of water, from a bucket to a lake, and a steady shower stream comes out the other end
  • 2200mAh battery charges via USB from your car, home, laptop, or surgically implanted biopowerbank
  • Also includes suction cup and hanging S-hook if you’re one of those weirdos who takes your shower standing up
  • Model: IVAPSHO1
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We don't get it.

We really don’t. Not that we’re complaining. We’re glad that, for some reason, you guys seem to like these portable showers. We just don’t quite… understand it.

When we sold it last, the initial wave of confused jeers gave way to a rise of rechargeable-shower boosters. “It’s good to go if anyone has any doubts,” says YETB. “Ideal for a multi-day power outage,” advises hamjudo. “Getting it for when I go back to Chile,” says newmaniac

All this for a powered hose you drop in a bucket so it can pump water out.

But that was nothing compared to the effusive, baffling praise this draws from Amazon users. “A great accessory for camping, hiking, and going on missionary work overseas!” they cheer. “The coolest, most innovative gizmo I’ve seen in quite some time,” they applaud. “INCREDIBLY AMAZING!!!” they rave.

OK, OK, let’s not lose our heads here. You like it. That’s cool. Whatever rinses your lather. Maybe we’re just the kind of people who don’t tend to find ourselves doing missionary work in Chile. Maybe, in our mushily civilized indolence, we just rarely stray far from a working spigot, so the benefits of this item over, say, a garden hose are wasted on us.

But that’s what’s so wonderful about this crazy mixed-up world of ours. We can come together, with our different needs and wants and backgrounds, and share and learn and grow together. And at the end of it, we get a bunch of money. Now that part, we understand.

So far today...

  • 49260 of you visited.
  • 35% on a phone, 9% on a tablet.
  • 4500 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 500 of these.
  • We sold out at 4:06pm.
  • That’s $9800 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?

How many are you buying?