Too late It’s over

Ray-Ban Sunglasses

The sun’s rays hurt
Theses ban the rays from entering your eyes
Wait, is that why they’re called Ray-Bans?!?!
Model: 5W33T-848Y-R4Y5

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Be Cool, My Sun

In honor of these Ray-Ban Sunglasses (summer’s coming, but also the sun reflecting off the snow is BRIGHT) and “TV Timeout” (two delightfully strange shirts celebrating–and also not celebrating–television consumption, available now from Mediocritee), we present:

A Totally Terrible TV Joke

Thus concludes:

A Totally Terrible TV Joke

And don’t forget: these designs are currently for sale over on Mediocritee!

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The future's:

So bright I gotta wear shades

So bright I gotta wear shades
Pretty bright, which is why I invested in these polarized lenses

Pretty bright, which is why I invested in these polarized lenses
Not bright but also not not bright, which is why I'm not wearing any protective eyewear

Not bright but also not not bright, which is why I'm not wearing any protective eyewear
So dark I gotta wear a headlamp

So dark I gotta wear a headlamp
Another level of brightness (comments, please)

Another level of brightness (comments, please)
I was about to go into the comments and mention that the brightness referenced in the song is due to an impending nuclear war, but now, thanks to this option, I don't have to do that

I was about to go into the comments and mention that the brightness referenced in the song is due to an impending nuclear war, but now, thanks to this option, I don't have to do that

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