Pursonic Deluxe Plus Sonic Toothbrush with UV
- 30,000 strokes per minute, which works out to 500 strokes per second, which is blowing our freaking minds right now we can’t even
- 12 replacement heads, for changing every three months or sharing with the rest of your ska band
- UV sanitizing chamber kills bacteria gently and humanely
- 2-minute timer pauses every thirty seconds to remind you to move to another part of your mouth
- Rechargeable: no batteries, natural gas, or coal required
- Model: S450-SR (we can’t think of anything better to say, so we’ll repeat ourselves: without that “-SR”, you might get it confused with the Bobcat S450 Skid Steer Loader)
Recommended by 4 out of 5 people who sound like dentists.
Pursonic isn’t some big-name brand with a big-money budget to hire big-shot dentists to give big-deal endorsements. So we don’t know what real dentists would say about its 30,000 strokes per minute, its UV sanitizing chamber, its 12 color-coded heads perfect for sharing in all but the most fecund families.
But through the miracle of the Internet, we can tell what people who kind of sound like dentists think. Roll the online reviews!
“Using an electric toothbrush made my gums a lot healthier,” says @craigthom in the Meh forum. “All those 3, 4, and 5 millimeter gum pockets are now 1 and 2.” He’s not a dentist, but he sure sounds like one. OK, who else?
“My teeth are staying whiter longer compared to when I was brushing with a standard toothbrush and I find less between my teeth when I floss,” said this non-dentist on Amazon.
“An essential part of my daily dental hygiene regimen,” says this other Amazon reviewer who is also not a dentist.
“The 2-minute timer stops every 30 seconds to alert [you] to move onto [the] next quadrant,” says yet another non-dentist.
OK, that’s four… what about number 5? Uh-oh. “The toothbrush attempts to ‘teach’ you how much time a proper brushing should require,” condemns an angry non-dentist on Amazon. “I’ve been brushing for 3 decades so I don’t need your guidance!”
Well, you can’t win 'em all. But hey, 4 out of 5 people who kind of sound like dentists recommend it. And that kind of sounds pretty good to us.
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