Cleaning House: a Meh-rathon

LESTER creeps towards the door.

LESTER
(calling out)
Look, I don’t know who you are, but if you were able to disable my security systems, you’re no amateur.

The knock sounds again as LESTER keeps moving forward.

LESTER
(calling out)
But just know, you have yet to disarm the most dangerous security system on the property. My bare hands.

LESTER lunges at the door now, throwing it open.

While wiping the work laptop of Calvert Harrison, a project manager who recently left his position at the company for a comparable role with a rival, our IT department discovered a Microsoft Word file titled ‘CLEANING_HOUSE_SCREENPLAY_FOR_JS’ as well as several Notepad documents containing phone numbers and email addresses for people with a tertiary connection to Jason Statham. The screenplay was, by all indications, written on company time and therefore, per Calvert’s contract, belongs to us. So, please enjoy these excerpts and stick around all day for great deals on spring cleaning gear and stuff for getting outside. (And Mr. Statham, if you’re reading, this is available!)