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THE ORACULUM

Welcome to THE ORACULUM. Join us, as our resident oracles of eTail and otherwise provide predictions that will 100% potentially eventually happen. Okay, maybe the only thing we can really guarantee you is that we have a lot of stuff today. Like, a LOT of stuff. And maybe, JUST MAYBE, one of these predictions will come true.

June 1st, 2077

PASTADROP is BACK.

So far today...

  • 91570 of you visited.
  • 46% on a phone, 2% on a tablet.
  • 401 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 20 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $330 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?

How many are you buying?